# So... I've got this rapist cat. **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 20, 2010, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-got-this-rapist-cat/550835 "2010-08-20T04:15:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![El\_Nene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/da6949/32.png) [@El\_Nene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Nene)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-got-this-rapist-cat/550835/21 "2010-08-20T20:01:29Z")
> [@FriarTed](#): > > My friend in Idaho has a male neutered cat- he has three plush pink frogs as his “teddy babes” which my friend swears he will gather together & hump one at a time, very carefully giving each one equal time. That is…about 10 different kinds of disturbing. ---
**Author:** ![Race\_Harley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Race\_Harley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Race_Harley)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-got-this-rapist-cat/550835/22 "2010-08-20T22:01:24Z")
> [@Arnold\_Winkelried](#): > > Is Dewey a male cat or female cat? I was wondering if Dewey was the dog! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![cwthree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@cwthree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cwthree)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-got-this-rapist-cat/550835/23 "2010-08-20T22:05:47Z")
> [@InterestedObserver](#): > > Not a cat thing, but we once had a female (intact) dog and a male (neutured) one. On more than one occaision, when in heat, SHE “raped” HIM. She didn’t hump him, she would growl at him, corner him, and demand that HE mount HER, and actually “perform”! :eek I’ve seen this with horses. An intact mare was pastured with a gelding. She came into heat, hard, and pestered the gelding something awful - squealing, peeing, bumping his chest with her rump. Unfortunately, it took the gelding a while to figure out what she wanted. By the time he got the message and tried to mount her, she was going out of heat and kicked him in the chest. ---
**Author:** ![InterestedObserver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@InterestedObserver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InterestedObserver)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-got-this-rapist-cat/550835/24 "2010-08-20T22:42:35Z")
CWthree, ahh, so I guess it does hapen…I grew up with horses but not breeding ones, and never witnessed it with them, only with this pair of dogs. I also had a young, neutured male cat who humped a teddy bear of mine relentlessly (I ended up tossing the bear out…ewwww! I was 13 or so at the time and not amused, :D). And also dogs, often females, who did this to other dogs…figured the OP’s question had already been answered, so didn’t bring them up. ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-got-this-rapist-cat/550835/25 "2010-08-21T00:14:45Z")
> [@Race\_Harley](#): > > > [@Arnold\_Winkelried](#): > > > > Is Dewey a male cat or female cat? > > I was wondering if Dewey was the dog! 😛 Captain is just wussy enough to get back-alleyed by a cat. ---
**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-got-this-rapist-cat/550835/26 "2010-08-21T01:33:15Z")
> [@SylverOne](#): > > > [@pbbth](#): > > > > I’ve got two neutered male cats and Oliver occasionally holds Joey down and asserts his dominance by making Joey his bitch. It isn’t a sex thing, and I know because when it is a sex thing he sits on the couch and touches himself with his paw and yowls. Then he apparently taught Joey to masturbate too so occasionally I will come home and find one or the other of them in the recliner touching themselves inappropriately. > > My co-worker wants to know why I’m sitting in my office laughing to the point I have tears in my eyes. > > I cannot tell him that I’m laughing over a feline circle jerk… They’ll have me committed!😃 The very first time Joey figured out what this whole masturbating thing was all about he happened to be at the foot of the bed. At 4 in the morning. And he was loud about it. I woke up to what sounded like a cat who’d been stepped on by a burglar and turned on the light to see him going at it. He had a look on his face like he had just discovered a bottomless food bowl and was screaming at the top of his lungs. I just moved over and let him keep right on with his business and tried not laugh so hard that I’d give myself the hiccups. ---
**Author:** ![InterestedObserver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@InterestedObserver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InterestedObserver)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-got-this-rapist-cat/550835/27 "2010-08-21T01:39:22Z")
I hope you washed the bedspread. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Othersider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/cab0a1/32.png) [@Othersider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Othersider)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-got-this-rapist-cat/550835/28 "2010-08-21T22:36:33Z")
> [@Zsofia](#): > > So… I’ve got this rapist cat. This is the best thread title I’ve seen in a long, long time. I was cracking up before I even opened the thread. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-got-this-rapist-cat/550835.md?page=1)