# So... \[just joined the board\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-joined-the-board/645018>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2012, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-joined-the-board/645018 "2012-12-24T15:58:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-joined-the-board/645018/41 "2012-12-29T01:29:10Z")

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Forgive me if your post sounded a bit “Spammish”. If my spam radar is set too sensitive, my apologies.

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**Author:** ![Crab\_Rangoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Crab\_Rangoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crab_Rangoon)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-joined-the-board/645018/42 "2012-12-29T01:29:41Z")

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This happens to me at parties all the time. I go up to someone, introduce myself, then stare at them and stay silent until they finally move away.  
Can’t wait for New Year’s Eve!!!

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**Author:** ![SpaceRace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@SpaceRace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpaceRace)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-joined-the-board/645018/43 "2012-12-29T01:32:55Z")

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> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#):
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> Forgive me if your post sounded a bit “Spammish”. If my spam radar is set too sensitive, my apologies.

Do you receive a considerable amount of spam on these boards?  
No, my fault, perhaps my first post should have been a bit more serious and less friendly.

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**Author:** ![chiroptera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@chiroptera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chiroptera)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-joined-the-board/645018/44 "2012-12-29T01:36:23Z")

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I was just starting to really warm up to danii-with-two-i’s, but she bailed.  
Hi SpaceRace, from a fellow Michigander.  
Now, prove you’re not a bot.  
We like quirky poetry. And goat pie.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-joined-the-board/645018/45 "2012-12-29T01:36:30Z")

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Yeah, we do get too much spam (well, any spam is too much, in my opinion).

Welcome, **SpaceRace**! I hope you stick around and converse with us. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-joined-the-board/645018/46 "2012-12-29T01:38:53Z")

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I like haiku too.  
It’s so spare and descriptive  
With few syllables.

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-joined-the-board/645018/47 "2012-12-29T01:40:05Z")

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> [@SpaceRace](#):
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> Do you receive a considerable amount of spam on these boards?  
> No, my fault, perhaps my first post should have been a bit more serious and less friendly.

Enough that we’re occasionally cautious, especially in a thread where the OP sounded a lot like your post and then she disappeared. So, like I said, nothing personal and sorry if your OP pinged my spam-o-meter.

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**Author:** ![SpaceRace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@SpaceRace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpaceRace)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-joined-the-board/645018/48 "2012-12-29T01:50:34Z")

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> [@chiroptera](#):
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> I was just starting to really warm up to danii-with-two-i’s, but she bailed.  
> Hi SpaceRace, from a fellow Michigander.  
> Now, prove you’re not a bot.  
> We like quirky poetry. And goat pie.

I’m all out of goats  
how about rabbit souffle  
she’s a meaty bunn

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**Author:** ![chiroptera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@chiroptera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chiroptera)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-joined-the-board/645018/49 "2012-12-29T01:51:48Z")

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> [@SpaceRace](#):
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> Do you receive a considerable amount of spam on these boards?

Yes.

Cat Whisperer in winter  
With snowy feline paws  
Welcomes SpaceRace

Seventeen syllables, three lines, seasonal reference. 🙂

ETA: SpaceRace, you win!

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**Author:** ![SpaceRace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@SpaceRace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpaceRace)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-joined-the-board/645018/50 "2012-12-29T01:55:24Z")

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> [@chiroptera](#):
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> Yes.
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> Cat Whisperer in winter  
> With snowy feline paws  
> Welcomes SpaceRace
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> Seventeen syllables, three lines, seasonal reference. 🙂
> 
> ETA: SpaceRace, you win!

leveled up! bing! yes!  
so excited to be here  
I cant stop Haiku

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-joined-the-board/645018/51 "2012-12-29T01:58:33Z")

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> [@chiroptera](#):
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> Yes.
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> Cat Whisperer in winter  
> With snowy feline paws  
> Welcomes SpaceRace
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> Seventeen syllables, three lines, seasonal reference. :)\<snip\>

Nice!

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**Author:** ![chiroptera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@chiroptera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chiroptera)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-joined-the-board/645018/52 "2012-12-29T02:04:17Z")

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> [@SpaceRace](#):
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> leveled up! bing! yes!  
> so excited to be here  
> I cant stop Haiku

Yeah!  
There’s really no place for intro threads here. People jump in and then either sink or swim.  
So far, you’re swimming. 🙂

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-joined-the-board/645018/53 "2012-12-29T02:09:30Z")

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There was a girl from Nantucket…  
Oh, wait. Wrong thread.

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-joined-the-board/645018/54 "2012-12-29T03:06:06Z")

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Wow…52 welcomes already, yet no reply in a week, and no visit for four days. Think we scared her away?

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**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-joined-the-board/645018/55 "2012-12-29T03:56:14Z")

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> [@Musicat](#):
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> Wow…52 welcomes already, yet no reply in a week, and no visit for four days. Think we scared her away?

Could be. Or perhaps she misread **Morgyn** ’s map and approached Mariah from the left — something one should _never_ do.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-joined-the-board/645018/56 "2012-12-29T04:09:49Z")

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Hey, she’s at Princeton. Probably just studying.

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-joined-the-board/645018/57 "2012-12-29T04:20:19Z")

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> [@OttoDaFe](#):
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> Could be. Or perhaps she misread **Morgyn** ’s map and approached Mariah from the left — something one should _never_ do.

\<whistles innocently\>

**Elendil** , Princeton should be having winter break right now.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-joined-the-board/645018/58 "2012-12-29T04:28:44Z")

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> [@Morgyn](#):
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> **Elendil** , Princeton should be having winter break right now.

But Mariah isn’t.

:: shudder ::

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-joined-the-board/645018/59 "2012-12-29T04:32:02Z")

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Winter chill gives way  
To crazy in-joke greetings.  
Welcome to the boards.

🙂

[sub]Whattaya mean the smilie is another syllable!

No, it isn’t! Do you _pronounce_ it?[/sub]

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-joined-the-board/645018/60 "2012-12-29T04:55:09Z")

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