# So, just WWJD? A game... **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 11, 2002, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-wwjd-a-game/118450 "2002-07-11T17:14:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2002, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-wwjd-a-game/118450/1 "2002-07-11T17:14:26Z")
So far, I’ve won with: 1. Who the fuck is Jesus (pronounced the Spanish way) and why would I care what he would do? 2. Probably get himself crucified…again. 3. Tell you to stop putting his name on your POS car (this after spotting the bumper sticker on the nastiest Ford Escort I’ve ever seen). 4. Honey, what’s the World Wide Jousting Division? 5. Does that stand for Wide Women’s Jury Duty? 6. When we were with our friend John: So, John, just what _would_ you do? OK, your turn. WWJD? ---
**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2002, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-wwjd-a-game/118450/2 "2002-07-11T17:17:40Z")
Wait–those t-shirts have something to do with Jesus? I heard they stood for **Who Wants Jack Daniels?** ---
**Author:** ![stankow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@stankow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stankow)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2002, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-wwjd-a-game/118450/3 "2002-07-11T17:22:17Z")
Walk him and pitch to the rhino. ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2002, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-wwjd-a-game/118450/4 "2002-07-11T17:32:49Z")
auntie em, hubby won with that one once. It was especially funny because the car on which the bumper sticker was afixed was parked in front of a liquor store. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2002, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-wwjd-a-game/118450/5 "2002-07-11T18:12:53Z")
Get followed around by store security a lot for having dark skin, unkempt hair and beard, and wearing sandals. ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2002, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-wwjd-a-game/118450/6 "2002-07-11T19:36:22Z")
WWJD? **JWRTFM!** ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2002, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-wwjd-a-game/118450/7 "2002-07-11T20:15:02Z")
I dunno, Terminus. I could imagine Jesus calling tech support… Tech Support Schmoe: Hello, tech support. Jesus, Son of God: Uh, yeah, I’m having trouble hot synching my Palm. TSS: Is the device firmly in the cradle? JSoG: Yes. TSS: Is Hot Sync Manager running? JSoG: Uh, how can I tell? TSS: Well, sir, there’s a little icon that resides in the system tray. The system tray is usually located in the lower right-hand corner where the time is displayed and the icon is a circle formed by a red arrow and a blue arrow. Do you see that? JSoG: Yes, I see it. TSS: Hmmmmm. You did remember to press the Hot Sync button on the cradle of your device, right? JSof: \ I’m supposed to press that button _each_ time I want to sync this thing? The person who designed this thing is _so_ going to hell. I’m buying an iPaq! ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-wwjd-a-game/118450/8 "2002-07-12T00:48:02Z")
And then you have the group of fabulously wealthy, but very remorseful and “Oops! I can’t believe we let them cut those off!” eunuchs, who pay for their local artisans to create diamond, opal and ruby-encrusted prosthetic phalluses so the eunuchs can be popular with da’ ladies (and they are). Their group slogan? Ahem… **W** inning **W** ith **J** eweled **D** icks. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-wwjd-a-game/118450/9 "2002-07-12T01:51:15Z")
Jesus would definitely do something to make the baby Jesus cry. ---
**Author:** ![Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/angel_of_the_lord/32/2949_2.png) [@Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_of_the_Lord)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-wwjd-a-game/118450/10 "2002-07-12T01:57:26Z")
::in response to seeing one of these cars in front of me on the way to my friend’s house. it was moving at a snail’s pace:: He’d probably go at least the speed limit on I-90. ---
**Author:** ![dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dreamer)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-wwjd-a-game/118450/11 "2002-07-12T03:10:57Z")
**W** ho **W** ants **J** ury **D** uty 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Squish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Squish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squish)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-wwjd-a-game/118450/12 "2002-07-12T03:48:25Z")
Six feet two Eyes of blue He’d walk across your Swimming pool– That’s what Jesus would do! ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-wwjd-a-game/118450/13 "2002-07-12T03:57:45Z")
What would Jesus do…hmm… What. Would. Jesus. Do? I dunno, maybe, finally, after two thousand years, drop the other shoe? ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-wwjd-a-game/118450/14 "2002-07-13T00:16:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by auntie em \* > \*\*Wait–those t-shirts have something to do with Jesus? I heard they stood for **Who Wants Jack Daniels?** \*\* LOL. Auntie Em I love it - may I have your permission to use it? ---
**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-wwjd-a-game/118450/15 "2002-07-13T13:21:47Z")
WWJD? That stands for [“What Would Judas Do?”](http://www.air0day.com/wwjd/), right? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-wwjd-a-game/118450/16 "2002-07-13T17:40:53Z")
When Will Jizz Dry? ---
**Author:** ![Journeyman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/779978/32.png) [@Journeyman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Journeyman)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-wwjd-a-game/118450/17 "2002-07-14T04:07:58Z")
Who Would Jesus Do? I’m gonna burn for that, I know it. ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-wwjd-a-game/118450/18 "2002-07-14T07:37:47Z")
1. Get a better PR agent. 2. Use the Jedi mind trick and make the Romans think that Thomas was the ringleader. 3. Bring sunscreen to the crucifixion. 4. Carry around a copy of his birth certificate. 5. Read the Straight Dope. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-wwjd-a-game/118450/19 "2002-07-14T07:41:23Z")
What Would Jebus Do? ---
**Author:** ![Squish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Squish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squish)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-wwjd-a-game/118450/20 "2002-07-14T08:18:25Z")
But really, WWKD? What Would Kai Do? “Who would you like me to kill?” Sigh… it’s so much simpler. 😉 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-just-wwjd-a-game/118450.md?page=2)