# So, Lisa Marie Presley did indeed schtup Michael Jackson... **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 5, 2003, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585 "2003-04-05T00:24:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/1 "2003-04-05T00:24:44Z")
…while they were married, according to her interview with Diane Sawyer last night. Can I hear an “EWWWWWWWWWWWWW”??? :o ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/2 "2003-04-05T00:27:43Z")
What had you thought before? That they were a married couple that didn’t have marital relations? ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/3 "2003-04-05T00:29:52Z")
Don’t you know Lisa Marie is a little boy? ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/4 "2003-04-05T00:30:58Z")
I was under the impression, like most of the population, that it was an “arrangement” of sorts. I guess we were all HOPING. heh. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/5 "2003-04-05T01:06:06Z")
Well, we know she _says_ they did. Don’t you remember that puff piece interview the two of them did with Diane Sawyer? They were saying so then, too. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/6 "2003-04-05T01:18:20Z")
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/7 "2003-04-05T01:19:51Z")
Thank YOU, **Michael**!!! I was, like, wondering…why no Ewwwwws!!! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/8 "2003-04-05T01:22:44Z")
It would only be an “ew” if I believed it had actually happened. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/9 "2003-04-05T01:23:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fiver \* > \*\*What had you thought before? That they were a married couple that didn’t have marital relations? \*\* Well, yes. That’s what I thought. And still think. And here’s another one for ya: EEEWWWWWWWWW!!! ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/10 "2003-04-05T01:27:00Z")
**twickster47** , I hear ya, but WHY WOULD ANYONE LIE ABOUT THAT!!! It ain’t something I’d put on the ol’ resume, if’n ya get mah drift! :o ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/11 "2003-04-05T01:31:01Z")
Thank you, sistah **Green Bean**!!! EWWWWWWWWW!!! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Payton\_s\_Servant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3da27b/32.png) [@Payton\_s\_Servant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Payton_s_Servant)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/12 "2003-04-05T01:51:42Z")
I’m wondering why anyone would give a 1/2 a freeze dried rats ass. ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/13 "2003-04-05T02:11:09Z")
Welp, you gave half a freeze dried rat’s ass enuff to open this thread, so I’m guessing, maybe… YOU CARE!!! Haw!!! ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/14 "2003-04-05T02:29:01Z")
iiiiiiicccccckkkkkkk. i’m trying not to visualize. ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/15 "2003-04-05T02:32:26Z")
on second thought, i think i know what happened. lisa marie lost the remote in the couch, while digging around the cushions trying to find the remote, michael tripped over bubbles and fell on lisa marie. it was an accident, pure and simple. ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/16 "2003-04-05T02:33:54Z")
C’mon, **rocking chair** , you _know_ you’re visualizing a masked man with a high piched voice slapping Lisa Marie’s azzzzz, moaning, “Yeah, you want Peter’s pan, beeeyotch!” Take it! (excuses herself whilst she… HURRRRRRLS) ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/17 "2003-04-05T02:59:20Z")
nope, just a trip over bubbles, an ooops, excuse me. spanking seems more mr cage’s style. ---
**Author:** ![shep\_proudfoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90db22/32.png) [@shep\_proudfoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shep_proudfoot)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/18 "2003-04-05T04:44:24Z")
I’d like to put Michael Jackson and Mike Tyson together and make Jackson the little boy. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! ---
**Author:** ![Walloon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/fbc32d/32.png) [@Walloon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walloon)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/19 "2003-04-05T09:23:28Z")
Lisa Marie Presley also said he’s a lot different in private than he is in public. He doesn’t always took in that high voice, he drinks, he swears. She says he’s a big manipulator, too. ---
**Author:** ![Walloon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/fbc32d/32.png) [@Walloon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walloon)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/20 "2003-04-05T09:24:39Z")
Erp, mean to write “he doesn’t always _talk_ in that high voice.” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585.md?page=2)