# So, Lisa Marie Presley did indeed schtup Michael Jackson... **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 5, 2003, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585 "2003-04-05T00:24:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Witch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/21 "2003-04-05T16:27:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LolaCocaCola \* > \*\*C’mon, **rocking chair** , you _know_ you’re visualizing a masked man with a high piched voice slapping Lisa Marie’s azzzzz, moaning, “Yeah, you want Peter’s pan, beeeyotch!” > > Take it! > > (excuses herself whilst she… > > HURRRRRRLS) \*\* Thanks Lola. I may never be the same :eek: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/22 "2003-04-05T18:07:02Z")
With Michael’s penchant for plastic surgery, he probably had his william enlarged and equipped with a vibrator. I’m not proud to call him a Hoosier. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/23 "2003-04-05T18:13:24Z")
Lisa Marie about her ex-husband’s sexual performance: **“You know he’s bad, he’s bad, you know it!”**. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/24 "2003-04-05T20:13:25Z")
No, I think Michael’s theme for sex is probably “Beat It”… BTW, Debbie Rowe also said she did the deed with him. _vomits_ ---
**Author:** ![Walloon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/fbc32d/32.png) [@Walloon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walloon)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/25 "2003-04-05T21:07:16Z")
However, Debbie Rowe told her father that their child(ren?) was conceived by artificial insemination. ---
**Author:** ![FranticMad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c68b51/32.png) [@FranticMad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FranticMad)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/26 "2003-04-05T21:34:12Z")
I don’t know what’s so Ewww about this. I’d schtup Ms. Presley any time. ---
**Author:** ![BadBaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/71c47a/32.png) [@BadBaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BadBaby)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/27 "2003-04-05T23:19:52Z")
You know, I was okay till you people made me visualize a nekkid, rampant Michael. Now I’m going down to the store to buy some brain bleach. Ack! I just made myself wonder if a certain part of his is all bleach-ety too. Help! My poor little brain… ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/28 "2003-04-05T23:30:06Z")
Maybe she dressed up like a cub scout…naw…I still don’t buy it. ---
**Author:** ![Purd\_Werfect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47c2d/32.png) [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/29 "2003-04-05T23:59:07Z")
I hear fat people and ugly people have been having sex too! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/30 "2003-04-06T00:04:11Z")
**Purd** , you mean everything American advertisers have been telling me is wrong? I don’t think I can live knowing that commercials have been lying to me! ---
**Author:** ![onyxtyghr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ba8739/32.png) [@onyxtyghr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/onyxtyghr)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/31 "2003-04-06T00:23:02Z")
EEEEWWWWWW!! EEEEWWWWW!! You people are sick!!! Although, Michael does have a frellin’ mountain of cash man. A few million dollars can make anyone happy for the rest of their lives. Don’t even try to dispute that fact. Be honest!! ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/32 "2003-04-06T01:42:49Z")
So you don’t want him having sex with underage boys, and you don’t want him having sex with adult women…c’mon, folks! The man’s gotsta get some lovin’ from _somewhere_! Um, ReallDoll to the Rescue…or something… ---
**Author:** ![Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/33 "2003-04-06T03:13:23Z")
What gives me the willies is the thought of him passing on his genes to future generations. ---
**Author:** ![TigoleBitties](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cab0a1/32.png) [@TigoleBitties](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TigoleBitties)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/34 "2003-04-06T06:42:28Z")
and you know what Nic Cage got sloppy seconds. Just thinking about it makes me want therapy ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/35 "2003-04-06T07:54:27Z")
Hell, for a couple o’ million, I’d _schtup_ Mr. Jackson. Of course, I’m a little old for him, I think. ---
**Author:** ![Alcibiades](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cab0a1/32.png) [@Alcibiades](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alcibiades)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/36 "2003-04-06T14:04:51Z")
Hmm. I had always thought the marriage between the daughter of the King of Rock and Roll and the King of Pop was a sham. Eww. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/37 "2003-04-06T14:08:16Z")
EEEEEEWWWWWWW!!! “Who’s your Daddy?! WHO’S YOUR DADDY???” EEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!! ---
**Author:** ![Short\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Short\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Short_Guy)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/38 "2003-04-06T14:33:39Z")
“ELVIS!!!” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/39 "2003-04-06T16:22:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TigoleBitties \* > \*\*and you know what > Nic Cage got sloppy seconds. > > Just thinking about it makes me want therapy \*\* Or sloppy thirds… That was Lisa Marie’s second marriage. In any case, now I wonder… she had two kids from her first marriage… what happened to them while Lisa Marie was married to MJ? Did they visit Neverland? Did they stay with the dad? ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/40 "2003-04-06T17:19:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Short Guy \* > \*\*“ELVIS!!!” 😃 \*\* EEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!! 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585.md?page=3)