# So, Lisa Marie Presley did indeed schtup Michael Jackson...

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 5, 2003, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585 "2003-04-05T00:24:44Z")\
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**Author:** ![fizgig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f04885/32.png) [@fizgig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizgig)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/41 "2003-04-06T17:20:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by AskNott \*  
> \*\*With Michael’s penchant for plastic surgery, he probably had his william enlarged and equipped with a vibrator. I’m not proud to call him a Hoosier. \*\*

Now I know where the teerm “Hoosier” comes from. OTOH, this thread has irrepairably scarred my fragile little mind. :eek:

_douses her morning coffee with something a little stiffer_

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/42 "2003-04-06T17:54:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by KarlGrenze \*  
> \*\*Or sloppy thirds… That was Lisa Marie’s second marriage.
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> In any case, now I wonder… she had two kids from her first marriage… what happened to them while Lisa Marie was married to MJ? Did they visit Neverland? Did they stay with the dad? \*\*

I hear they never came around him-she said he was a good man, but I heard she never let the kids be around him.

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**Author:** ![Witch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/43 "2003-04-06T19:08:09Z")

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Why did I come back to this thread? Why?

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**Author:** ![USCDiver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uscdiver/32/354_2.png) [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-lisa-marie-presley-did-indeed-schtup-michael-jackson/166585/44 "2003-04-06T20:29:31Z")

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So Lisa Marie was the one girl out of ten that took Michael up on his offer to “jump her bones?”

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