# So Long, Idi Amin

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-long-idi-amin/195553>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 16, 2003, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-long-idi-amin/195553 "2003-08-16T06:53:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-long-idi-amin/195553/1 "2003-08-16T06:53:54Z")

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[Former Ugandan dictator, age 80, dies in a Saudi hospital.](http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/08/16/saudi.amin/index.html)

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-long-idi-amin/195553/2 "2003-08-16T07:54:35Z")

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Good riddance of bad rubbish. The skies are a bit brighter today.

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**Author:** ![flodnak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/838e76/32.png) [@flodnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flodnak)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-long-idi-amin/195553/3 "2003-08-16T09:55:47Z")

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Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

Actually I’m hoping this thread gets moved to the Pit so we can all express our true feelings…

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-long-idi-amin/195553/4 "2003-08-16T11:27:48Z")

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The pig has become the bacon.  
No loss.

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**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-long-idi-amin/195553/5 "2003-08-16T11:34:41Z")

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Bosda baby, your sig is really good here !  
As for Idi Amin I have nothing to say that wouldn’t get me in trouble with UncleBeer and Co. so I’ll wait to see if this gets moved to the pit.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-long-idi-amin/195553/6 "2003-08-16T12:02:42Z")

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**Ayesha** , I’ve heard _you’re_ really good _anywhere_!  
Oh…_sig lines!_

Silly me.

Nevermind…

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-long-idi-amin/195553/7 "2003-08-16T12:33:30Z")

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Maybe the Blackout was his last act?

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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-long-idi-amin/195553/8 "2003-08-16T13:44:55Z")

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I think you guys miss the point of the pit, it’s for flaming each other. AFAIK it isn’t against the rules to say that Idi Amin was a blackhearted, goat felching, murdering excuse for a human who deserves to be raped by demons in hell for eternity here in MPSIMS, unless someone come in with a contrary position and an arguement ensues. THEN it’s pit material.

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-long-idi-amin/195553/9 "2003-08-16T14:44:12Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Weirddave \*  
> I think you guys miss the point of the pit, it’s for flaming each other. AFAIK it isn’t against the rules to say that Idi Amin was a blackhearted, goat felching, murdering excuse for a human who deserves to be raped by demons in hell for eternity here in MPSIMS, unless someone come in with a contrary position and an arguement ensues. THEN it’s pit material.

Author, author!!!

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-long-idi-amin/195553/10 "2003-08-16T14:52:47Z")

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No **Dave** , if excessive language is going to be used, we prefer people post in the Pit rather than MPSIMS as well.

OK, off we go then. Down the Pits of Hell, not unlike a certain ex-dictator.

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**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-long-idi-amin/195553/11 "2003-08-16T14:56:33Z")

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Yeah. So long **Idi Amin**. Taking your leave of us ,eh? Don’t forget to take out the rubbish on your way out the door. Oops forgot, you _are_ the rubbish.

Hot enough for ya?

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**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-long-idi-amin/195553/12 "2003-08-16T15:01:40Z")

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I can’t believe I bolded the fucker’s name. What a typo!

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-long-idi-amin/195553/13 "2003-08-16T15:10:58Z")

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Let’s not forget the fuckin’ Saudis who have harbored this monster all these years. I know they’re in _my_ prayers.

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-long-idi-amin/195553/14 "2003-08-16T15:32:22Z")

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Ahhh, much better.

Let’s see how creative we can get.

I’m thinking of him being given the death of a thousand paper cuts and then (while still alive) being (not so) gently roasted over an open flame until he’s ready for a few hundred rabid rats to begin gnawing the cooked flesh from his bones.

This is, of course, after his victims have scraped the skin from his body with jagged salt encrusted seashells. A quick dip in battery acid and rinse in a solution of lye should make him ready him for the rotisserie. Let’s not forget, perhaps, a high colonic of freshly broken glass shards and hot sand. This would best clear the way in preparation for the aptly inserted roasting spit. Not-so-lovingly applied by Vlad the Impaler’s least skilled henchman (of course).

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**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-long-idi-amin/195553/15 "2003-08-16T16:03:17Z")

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ya just KNOW (or at least hope with malignant fervor) that Beelzebub, Ghede, Moloch, ol’ Mr. Scratch… or whatever you want to call him has got special plans for THIS sick fuck. read [this story in the Telegraph](http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2002/06/02/wamin02.xml) for a little background… nothing he could suffer would repay what he has done.  
roast, Idi. You earned it.

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**Author:** ![fnord1966](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@fnord1966](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fnord1966)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-long-idi-amin/195553/16 "2003-08-16T16:05:40Z")

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May he be forever waited on hand and foot by Mary Kate and Ashley Olson, and that evil little Welches grape juice girl.  
Be forced to watch Barney and Friends, Teletubbies and Pokemon while being rubed down with a lemonjuice and sea-salt rub by Edward Scissor Hands.

Feeling particularly evil today are we? Oh yesss! 😃

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-long-idi-amin/195553/17 "2003-08-16T16:20:47Z")

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A geuinely insane mass murdering fuck-head. But you have to admire his plan for retaking the Golan Heights with the elite Ugandan Paratroop Regiment.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-long-idi-amin/195553/18 "2003-08-16T16:22:04Z")

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They practiced jumping out of airplanes on kiddies’ slides BTW.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-long-idi-amin/195553/19 "2003-08-16T18:30:50Z")

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> [@](#):
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> roast, Idi. You earned it.

“Welcome to the Roast of Idi Amin! No, not the funny kind with the comedians. The real kind. Now then…”

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-long-idi-amin/195553/20 "2003-08-16T19:40:50Z")

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It’s not often that hearing of a political leaders’ death brings a smile to my face.

Amin’s had me howling with uncontrollable laughter last night.

So long fucker. 😃

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