# So many Ninjas on the Dope **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 12, 2010, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-many-ninjas-on-the-dope/539226 "2010-05-12T21:45:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Richard\_Parker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/35a633/32.png) [@Richard\_Parker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Parker)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-many-ninjas-on-the-dope/539226/21 "2010-05-13T02:51:31Z")
**Dr. Pimpninja** is an incredible name. The epic adventures write themselves! But what would his catchphrase be? Take two sidekicks and call me in the morning, ho. Open wide and eat my katana, bitch. Endless. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-many-ninjas-on-the-dope/539226/22 "2010-05-13T03:42:59Z")
> [@xash](#): > > 140 supers. > > **A Super Amazing Popcorn** , **Super Absorbant Diaper** , **Super Kapowzler** , **Super Nobody** , **supercalafrajalistic** , **Superfluous Parentheses** , **superkentclark**. Super company. And shit. ---
**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-many-ninjas-on-the-dope/539226/23 "2010-05-13T04:22:19Z")
I am deeply disappointed by the showing made by the pirates here. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-many-ninjas-on-the-dope/539226/24 "2010-05-13T13:45:19Z")
> [@xash](#): > > 54 users have the word ninja in their username, including such fine names as **Neon Ninja Nightmare** , **Little Plastic Ninja** , **HotNinjaChick** , **GrammarNinja** , and **Dr. PimpNinja**. You are in good company. > [@Lightnin](#): > > Remember- ninjas are like cockroaches. For every ninja you see, there’re five hundred you don’t. This means, if my math-fu is correct, that there are an additional 27,000 ninjas lurking around here. :eek: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![shijinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@shijinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shijinn)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-many-ninjas-on-the-dope/539226/25 "2010-05-13T14:09:16Z")
you know wow has long arms when, years after stopping the game, the only way you can interpret the OP’s subject line is a bitter complaint about scum. ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-many-ninjas-on-the-dope/539226/26 "2010-05-13T18:36:05Z")
> [@Gorsnak](#): > > I am deeply disappointed by the showing made by the pirates here. Considering how worthless pirates are, I’m not. 😉 So **xash** , how many bees? ---
**Author:** ![dangermom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@dangermom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dangermom)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-many-ninjas-on-the-dope/539226/27 "2010-05-13T18:51:42Z")
I know there are a bunch of us danger-people. ---
**Author:** ![xash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c6cbf5/32.png) [@xash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xash)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-many-ninjas-on-the-dope/539226/28 "2010-05-14T08:01:50Z")
> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#): > > Considering how worthless pirates are, I’m not. 😉 > > So **xash** , how many bees? 1. **beeswax, Bewildebeest, Wasabees, workerbees** ---
**Author:** ![xash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c6cbf5/32.png) [@xash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xash)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-many-ninjas-on-the-dope/539226/29 "2010-05-14T08:03:42Z")
> [@dangermom](#): > > I know there are a bunch of us danger-people. 1. **dangerdanger, DangerGnu! Part danger,all gnu, [dangerismymiddlename.com](http://dangerismymiddlename.com), El\_Danger\_Mouse** ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-many-ninjas-on-the-dope/539226/30 "2010-05-14T08:06:24Z")
Are there any other posters that begin with the prefix “Auto” ? I doubt it, and sorry if it’s a waste of your time. ---
**Author:** ![xash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c6cbf5/32.png) [@xash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xash)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-many-ninjas-on-the-dope/539226/31 "2010-05-14T08:07:13Z")
> [@dangermom](#): > > I know there are a bunch of us danger-people. 225 moms. **ButMomItsMedicalMarijuana**. Wins the thread. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-many-ninjas-on-the-dope/539226.md?page=1)