# So me and some friends prank phone called someone today **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 26, 2008, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-me-and-some-friends-prank-phone-called-someone-today/439267 "2008-02-26T19:28:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ChrisBooth12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e95f7d/32.png) [@ChrisBooth12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisBooth12)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-me-and-some-friends-prank-phone-called-someone-today/439267/1 "2008-02-26T19:28:38Z")
So me and somem people had an idea to prank someone this morning… We called someone when they were alone. Them: XXXX Realty no response Them: Hello, this is XXX Realty. Me: Is your pussy wet? Them: I don’t understand you. ME: Is your pussy wet? Them: I don’t know what you are talking about. I don’t have a pussy. I do have a dog. ME: Is your pussy wet? Them: I told you, I don’t have a pussy. I don’t think the dog is wet. I can see him over there, sleeping in the corner. Me: Do you play with your vagina? Them: I don’t understand you. What does that Theman? ME: Will you rub your titties for Them? Them: What are you talking about? Are you speaking English? ME: Is your pussy wet? Them: Do you even understand English? ME: Do you like to play with your clit? Them: I don’t know what that Themans. I like to play Chess. I like the musical. ME: Do you want to get naked? Them: No. ME: Why not? Them: Cause I don’t want to. Do you respect a person’s right to say no? ME: But why not? Them: Cause I said so. What part of NO don’t you understand. The “N” or the “O”? ME: Do you like to play with yourself? Them: I like to play Solitaire. It’s fun on the computer. ME: Is that what you’re doing now? Them: No, I’m on a Themssage board. I’m going to put this entire conversation up there. Then the person hung up. It was awesome ---
**Author:** ![Barry\_From\_Eastenders](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c57346/32.png) [@Barry\_From\_Eastenders](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barry_From_Eastenders)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-me-and-some-friends-prank-phone-called-someone-today/439267/2 "2008-02-26T19:43:00Z")
You’d think XXX Realty would be making enough to spring for caller ID. Reply With Quote ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-me-and-some-friends-prank-phone-called-someone-today/439267/3 "2008-02-26T19:55:05Z")
Wow, Deja-Vu. The hell’s a themssage board? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-me-and-some-friends-prank-phone-called-someone-today/439267/4 "2008-02-26T20:02:34Z")
[QUOTE=Uncommon Sense] The hell’s a themssage board? [/QUOTE] What you get when you don’t think through a universal change? ---
**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-me-and-some-friends-prank-phone-called-someone-today/439267/5 "2008-02-26T20:09:52Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] What you get when you don’t think through a universal change? [/QUOTE] Yeah, I’d expect better editing from my fellow Themssage board Themmbers. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-me-and-some-friends-prank-phone-called-someone-today/439267/6 "2008-02-26T20:16:54Z")
I think the [original thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=457504) is enough so that we don’t really need a joke thread.