# So, "Misogyny Day" didn't go over so well at the office **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 9, 2006, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-misogyny-day-didnt-go-over-so-well-at-the-office/367958 "2006-08-09T03:34:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![JustAnotherGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@JustAnotherGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGeek)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-misogyny-day-didnt-go-over-so-well-at-the-office/367958/41 "2006-08-09T21:19:48Z")
[QUOTE=jjimm] Should have tried “sugar tits”. [/QUOTE] I’m tellin’ you guys, “Candy Nips” is the way to go. _Nobody_ wants to hear “sugar tits.” But “Candy Nips” usually takes a second or two to sink in. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-misogyny-day-didnt-go-over-so-well-at-the-office/367958/42 "2006-08-09T21:54:36Z")
My office would benefit from a “Finally clean out the damn microwave” day, but nobody’s been interested so far. ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-misogyny-day-didnt-go-over-so-well-at-the-office/367958/43 "2006-08-09T23:01:19Z")
Underpants on the outside day Everyone’s name is Bob day Booger-flicking day Switch co-workers’ family photos for nudie shots of yourself day Answer everything with a question day ---
**Author:** ![ladybug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@ladybug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladybug)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-misogyny-day-didnt-go-over-so-well-at-the-office/367958/44 "2006-08-09T23:27:19Z")
[QUOTE=Siddhartha Vicious] From referring to the secretaries individually as “Toots” and “Babycakes,” to referring to them collectively as “my little ladies,” I received nothing but whines and complaints. [/QUOTE] Just one day? Big deal. Every day is Misogyny Day at my office. Except my coworker calls us “l’il fillies” and asks why we’re discussing the law instead of recipes. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-misogyny-day-didnt-go-over-so-well-at-the-office/367958/45 "2006-08-10T02:28:42Z")
How about **Show Your Weird Looking Skin Tab Day?** **Bring _All_ Your Pets To Work Day!** (Especially cats, ferrets and large smelly dogs) **Projectile Vomiting Day!** **Draw Fake Sharpie Tattoos On Your Co-Worker Day!** **Zap Co-Workers Hair With A Clipper Day!** (It’s a Jackass thing–and it’s funny!) \*\*Cubicle Volleyball Tournament Day! \*\* (I’ve done this one for real, with balloons) **Speedo Day!** (Especially grand for the all-female office) **Rubber Band War Day!** **Hang Up On Random Customers Day!** **Penis Ensues Day!** ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-misogyny-day-didnt-go-over-so-well-at-the-office/367958/46 "2006-08-10T02:47:46Z")
> [@](#): > > What about Gorilla Suit Day? I think that’d be fun. Gorilla Suit Day is just a scam. Everybody knows that Acme Gorilla Suit Company and Ajax Gorilla Suit Company are run by the same people. Excuse me for a second, someone’s knocking at my door. ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-misogyny-day-didnt-go-over-so-well-at-the-office/367958/47 "2006-08-10T02:53:16Z")
[QUOTE=Little Nemo] Gorilla Suit Day is just a scam. Everybody knows that Acme Gorilla Suit Company and Ajax Gorilla Suit Company are run by the same people. Excuse me for a second, someone’s knocking at my door. [/QUOTE] Gorrillagram! :mad: 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-misogyny-day-didnt-go-over-so-well-at-the-office/367958/48 "2006-08-10T02:55:02Z")
I want “wear foodstuff as clothing” day - but our Environmental Health and Saftety department has concerns. ---
**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-misogyny-day-didnt-go-over-so-well-at-the-office/367958/49 "2006-08-10T02:58:18Z")
[QUOTE=GrizzRich] -Seven martini lunch Day [/QUOTE] We have those days at my office. We call them “weekdays”. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-misogyny-day-didnt-go-over-so-well-at-the-office/367958/50 "2006-08-10T03:48:37Z")
[QUOTE=ladybug] Just one day? Big deal. Every day is Misogyny Day at my office. Except my coworker calls us “l’il fillies” and asks why we’re discussing the law instead of recipes. :rolleyes: [/QUOTE] Well you know, election day happens to fall on the same day as the Biannual Cock Punch Festival. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-misogyny-day-didnt-go-over-so-well-at-the-office/367958/51 "2006-08-10T09:22:25Z")
[QUOTE=ladybug] Just one day? Big deal. Every day is Misogyny Day at my office. Except my coworker calls us “l’il fillies” and asks why we’re discussing the law instead of recipes. :rolleyes: [/QUOTE] Why are you posting this instead of ironing my shirt, bitch? :rolleyes: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-misogyny-day-didnt-go-over-so-well-at-the-office/367958/52 "2006-08-10T14:10:16Z")
Next Friday let’s have: It’s Snakes! In The Office! Day ---
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-misogyny-day-didnt-go-over-so-well-at-the-office/367958/53 "2006-08-10T14:30:15Z")
I work at a radio station. We like to get our listeners involved in our office holidays. We have: Chase the Sacrificial Goat Down the Hallway Day Play Audio from Porn Movie Downloads On The Air Day All Naked Radio Day (it’s actually worse to imagine us naked than to see us naked) All-TV Theme Song Day Coughing Up Large Phlegm Balls Day Graphically Describe Your Wedding Night Day Pretend To Be Paris Hilton Day We used to have Braid the Receptionist’s Hair Day until she got a bikini wax. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-misogyny-day-didnt-go-over-so-well-at-the-office/367958/54 "2006-08-10T16:13:36Z")
> [@](#): > > Gorrillagram! No, the next line is supposed to be: “We’re the Senate Anti-Trust Committee.” Or is my reference here too obscure? ---
**Author:** ![ladybug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@ladybug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladybug)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-misogyny-day-didnt-go-over-so-well-at-the-office/367958/55 "2006-08-10T22:48:30Z")
[QUOTE=SmartAleq] **Rubber Band War Day!** [/QUOTE] Ooo! I like this one. And not just because I have the biggest rubber band collection in my office. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-misogyny-day-didnt-go-over-so-well-at-the-office/367958.md?page=2)