# So now I have the answer... What's the Question? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 26, 2002, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-now-i-have-the-answer-whats-the-question/133940 "2002-10-26T03:32:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![CaptGarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@CaptGarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptGarf)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2002, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-now-i-have-the-answer-whats-the-question/133940/1 "2002-10-26T03:32:46Z")
On my drive home from school every day I pass these 2 billboards one above the other. The one on the bottom proclaims, “Jesus is the Answer!” Now just as a gag I’d love to rent the board just above it and put an amusing question there. A couple that I’ve come up with so far: ``` Who let the dogs out? "Jesus is the Answer!" What's that on your shirt? "Jesus is the Answer!" Who said life is like a box of choc-lates? "Jesus is the Answer!" ``` Anymore suggestions? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2002, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-now-i-have-the-answer-whats-the-question/133940/2 "2002-10-26T03:41:24Z")
What did Mr McMurtry scream when he finally passed that kidney stone? ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2002, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-now-i-have-the-answer-whats-the-question/133940/3 "2002-10-26T04:09:01Z")
Who put the bop in the bop, shu-bop, shu-bop? ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2002, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-now-i-have-the-answer-whats-the-question/133940/4 "2002-10-26T06:28:06Z")
I have the jeopardy theme song going through my head… And my contribution: “Pst… Kids, on your Math homework. Chapter 5 number 13…” ---
**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2002, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-now-i-have-the-answer-whats-the-question/133940/5 "2002-10-26T06:31:41Z")
How many roads must a man walk down? Do these pants make me look fat? Ma’am, do you know how fast you were going? If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? Can you feel the love tonight? Can you say “Hey?” Can you say “Ho?” What do you get when you multiply six by nine? ---
**Author:** ![Darwins\_Finch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darwins_finch/32/20304_2.png) [@Darwins\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darwins_Finch)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2002, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-now-i-have-the-answer-whats-the-question/133940/6 "2002-10-26T06:44:28Z")
Go for the surreal: What would Jesus do? ---
**Author:** ![Darwins\_Finch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darwins_finch/32/20304_2.png) [@Darwins\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darwins_Finch)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2002, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-now-i-have-the-answer-whats-the-question/133940/7 "2002-10-26T06:50:45Z")
Go for the surreal: What would Jesus do? ---
**Author:** ![23skidoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f04885/32.png) [@23skidoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/23skidoo)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2002, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-now-i-have-the-answer-whats-the-question/133940/8 "2002-10-26T23:49:21Z")
Love your neigbor, but not before you love yourself. ---
**Author:** ![Slainte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Slainte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slainte)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2002, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-now-i-have-the-answer-whats-the-question/133940/9 "2002-10-26T23:56:19Z")
I’d put one of those DNA Paternity Testing Lab billboards above it; I believe the last one I saw had a baby on it and it read: " Who is _really_ the father?". 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2002, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-now-i-have-the-answer-whats-the-question/133940/10 "2002-10-27T00:19:55Z")
Which of Mary’s children were born out of wedlock? ---
**Author:** ![CaptGarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@CaptGarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptGarf)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2002, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-now-i-have-the-answer-whats-the-question/133940/11 "2002-10-27T00:25:43Z")
::wiping tears from my eyes over the kiddney stone question:: Some more questions: What’s the new exchange students name again? “Mom, where do babies come from?” What’s that smell? ---
**Author:** ![Leifsmama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a698b9/32.png) [@Leifsmama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leifsmama)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2002, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-now-i-have-the-answer-whats-the-question/133940/12 "2002-10-27T01:04:28Z")
Have you seen Fluffy? What happened to you’re homework? Who’s on first? Why do birds suddenly appear when you are near? Mom, why do bad things happen to good people? ---
**Author:** ![Snugglebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snugglebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snugglebear)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2002, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-now-i-have-the-answer-whats-the-question/133940/13 "2002-10-27T01:10:02Z")
—\> Zoe you crack me up… Another MPSIMS… Who farted? ---
**Author:** ![Snugglebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snugglebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snugglebear)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2002, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-now-i-have-the-answer-whats-the-question/133940/14 "2002-10-27T01:12:05Z")
oops didn’t mean to step on your post CaptGarf… How about: What do you say before you experience a horrible accident? ---
**Author:** ![Largo62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Largo62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Largo62)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2002, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-now-i-have-the-answer-whats-the-question/133940/15 "2002-10-27T01:18:41Z")
What did I scream when I hit my thumb with a hammer?