# SO sick of Britney **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 14, 2003, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-sick-of-britney/188390 "2003-07-14T15:12:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![japatlgt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df705f/32.png) [@japatlgt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/japatlgt)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-sick-of-britney/188390/21 "2003-07-14T22:01:06Z")
Britney’d be a lot more appealing if she’d quit trying to out slut the other ‘Hos.’ What a goofy looking getup!! ---
**Author:** ![Beagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Beagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beagle)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-sick-of-britney/188390/22 "2003-07-14T22:17:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Gaspode \* > \*\*What about [her boobs?](http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/britneys_breasts.asp) \*\* I think there is only one reasonable conclusion, she can inflate and deflate her breasts. That’s some weird shit, man. We are not alone. I’ll bet she has those inflatable implants. ---
**Author:** ![Ben\_Hicks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Ben\_Hicks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ben_Hicks)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-sick-of-britney/188390/23 "2003-07-14T22:25:58Z")
_goes to jerk off_ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-sick-of-britney/188390/24 "2003-07-14T23:29:50Z")
Yeah, if I were there, I would have to strip those ho pants off of her, bend her over my knee, and give her nekkid fanny a good going over. Read this with British meaning or American, works for me either way. ---
**Author:** ![AntaresJB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AntaresJB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AntaresJB)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-sick-of-britney/188390/25 "2003-07-15T03:14:31Z")
Holy crap… that skirt barely clears her bikini wax, in BOTH directions. Revolting. Dammit, I can sing better than her, AND i have bigger boobs and mine are real. Why am I not famous? ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-sick-of-britney/188390/26 "2003-07-15T03:33:23Z")
I LOVE the photo in the OP. It is HOT! And it gives me hope that the fashion trend that I’m REALLY REALLY hoping will come about is just around the corner. Yeah, you know what I’m talkin’ bout: **Labial cleavage** Just can’t wait … ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-sick-of-britney/188390/27 "2003-07-15T03:36:16Z")
I’m going to regret this, but: She has a little sister who’s her spitting image. No, I will not post a picture link! Here’s hoping little sis has some fashion sense! ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-sick-of-britney/188390/28 "2003-07-15T03:36:31Z")
**AntaresJB** , because you probably don’t wear such a atrociously heinous, barely-wider-than-a-belt skirt. 😃 Isn’t that the standard by which we decide whether someone can be famous these days? ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-sick-of-britney/188390/29 "2003-07-15T05:17:53Z")
She gives hope to short-legged small-chested people like me. Y’know, as if I, too, could be hot one day. [sub]I _could_ be hot. I just choose not to.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-sick-of-britney/188390/30 "2003-07-15T06:03:16Z")
Was I the only one who was annoyed that the caption described her tights as Warholesque? They looked more Lichtensteinesque to me. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-sick-of-britney/188390/31 "2003-07-15T06:07:23Z")
They looked a bit Masonic to me. What with the eye and all. [sub]What?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-sick-of-britney/188390/32 "2003-07-15T06:15:38Z")
If I weren’t married I’d hit it. ---
**Author:** ![Shana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@Shana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shana)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-sick-of-britney/188390/33 "2003-07-15T06:47:47Z")
Not sure why, but that outfit makes me think of “A Clockwork Orange”…and I don’t think that’s a good thing. Bleck. ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-sick-of-britney/188390/34 "2003-07-15T06:58:03Z")
Jeez folks she’s what 20? Just another silly child star with no growed up sense yet. I don’t think too much about her one way or another. Though I do think her music makes good workout tunes :D. Good for aerobics choreography!!! ---
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-sick-of-britney/188390/35 "2003-07-15T08:23:57Z")
After seeing that excuse for an outfit, I shall never again have any reason to call myself “ensemblely challenged”. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-sick-of-britney/188390/36 "2003-07-15T09:33:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Evil Captor \* > \*\*I LOVE the photo in the OP. It is HOT! And it gives me hope that the fashion trend that I’m REALLY REALLY hoping will come about is just around the corner. Yeah, you know what I’m talkin’ bout: > > **Labial cleavage** > > Just can’t wait … \*\* I clicked on the link in the OP as soon as I opened up this thread and after glancing at it and seeing its grotesqueness, closed it. Then I came upon your post and made a mad dash back to the pic, thinking I missed some labial cleavage. It’s not nice to tease the virgin! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_great_unwashed/32/4791_2.png) [@The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Unwashed)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-sick-of-britney/188390/37 "2003-07-15T10:19:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Airman Doors, USAF \* > \*\*If I weren’t married I’d hit it. \*\* “Hit” as in assassinate"? If so, I’m praying for your divorce. ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-sick-of-britney/188390/38 "2003-07-15T10:44:17Z")
She’s fabulous from the neck down. Unfortunately, she’s also an annoying airhead. ---
**Author:** ![bittersweet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c57346/32.png) [@bittersweet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bittersweet)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-sick-of-britney/188390/39 "2003-07-15T11:59:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AntaresJB \* > \*\*Holy crap… that skirt barely clears her bikini wax, in BOTH directions. Revolting. > > Dammit, I can sing better than her, AND i have bigger boobs and mine are real. Why am I not famous? \*\* Go to a really kick-ass, expensive talent agency. ---
**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-sick-of-britney/188390/40 "2003-07-15T12:38:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Already in Use \* > \*\*Was I the only one who was annoyed that the caption described her tights as Warholesque? They looked more Lichtensteinesque to me. \*\* Heh… that was the first thought I had after reading it, too. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-sick-of-britney/188390.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-sick-of-britney/188390.md?page=3)