# So Slooooooow ... (if it works at ALL, that is)

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-slooooooow-if-it-works-at-all-that-is/1533
**Category:** About This Message Board
**Created:** [April 26, 2000, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-slooooooow-if-it-works-at-all-that-is/1533 "2000-04-26T05:56:00Z")
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### Author: ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2000, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-slooooooow-if-it-works-at-all-that-is/1533/1 "2000-04-26T05:56:00Z")

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**Connect: Host [boards.straightdope.com](http://boards.straightdope.com) contacted. Waiting for reply…**

…and waiting and waiting and waiting. This wouldn’t surprise me if it was the early afternoon right now since the board seems to go down for a couple hours just about every day, but it’s 1:00 AM CST and MPSIMS simply won’t respond! The other forums are unbelievably slow, but at least they work.

I thought admin was going to start trimming old posts. What happened to that idea? Hell, why not just snip everything since last September or so? Nobody’s reading 6 month old threads anyway. I don’t think people will mind their post counts being lowered a bit in exchange for _a board that actually works!_

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### Author: ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2000, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-slooooooow-if-it-works-at-all-that-is/1533/2 "2000-04-26T06:10:00Z")

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I’m relieved to find I’m not the only one who can’t get into MPSIMS…

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### Author: ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2000, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-slooooooow-if-it-works-at-all-that-is/1533/3 "2000-04-27T02:36:00Z")

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It sucks I can’t get into MPSIMS either. This is a reoccuring problem that you guys running this board should nab in the but. It is a fixable problem. Do you guys need money or something. Just have everyone on the board contribute a couple bucks every once and a while. Smart people aren’t poor.  
C’mon this is LAME.

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### Author: ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2000, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-slooooooow-if-it-works-at-all-that-is/1533/4 "2000-04-27T04:16:00Z")

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The server was reset earlier today. Things should be better now.

your humble TubaDiva  
Administrator  
The Straight Dope

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### Author: ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2000, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-slooooooow-if-it-works-at-all-that-is/1533/5 "2000-04-27T05:04:00Z")

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They’re not.

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### Author: ![dragonlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@dragonlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragonlady)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2000, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-slooooooow-if-it-works-at-all-that-is/1533/6 "2000-04-27T05:14:00Z")

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Hate to complain, but it’s still no go from here…

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### Author: ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2000, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-slooooooow-if-it-works-at-all-that-is/1533/7 "2000-04-27T20:04:00Z")

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Seems fine now.

Sorry for your inconvenience.

your humble TubaDiva  
Administrator  
The Straight Dope
