# So,so.Slow

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-so-slow/63976>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [May 1, 2001, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-so-slow/63976 "2001-05-01T19:38:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Rayne\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/df705f/32.png) [@Rayne\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rayne_Man)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-so-slow/63976/1 "2001-05-01T19:38:50Z")

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Please change the clock-work or put a new elastic band in your server because the slow running is driving me nuts! sometimes its 5 minutes between updates or page changes.

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**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-so-slow/63976/2 "2001-05-01T22:13:30Z")

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We all have to live with the slow response. There are many threads discussing it. A search will turn them up.

Here’s one thread with reasons why the board is slow and why that’s not likely to change: [Is the board REALLY slow today or…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=62342)

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-so-slow/63976/3 "2001-05-01T22:50:56Z")

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Sometimes of the day are faster than others. I don’t know if I should mention what times of the day those are though.

There are other things you can do when the pages are being created.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-so-slow/63976/4 "2001-05-02T10:16:05Z")

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The busiest time of the day usually appears to be lunch time in the US. That pretty much covers a few hours, what with all the time zones. After that, it’s rather crowded in the afternoon as well (again talking about US time here), and it becomes better during the evening.

When I’m on in the morning (CET), most of the North American posters are still in bed. The boards are as quick as any website at that point.

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**Author:** ![reprise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@reprise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/reprise)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-so-slow/63976/5 "2001-05-02T10:50:06Z")

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people posting new threads about how slow the boards are only adds to the load on the server. Catch-22.

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**Author:** ![Rayne\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/df705f/32.png) [@Rayne\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rayne_Man)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-so-slow/63976/6 "2001-05-02T18:08:10Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by reprise \*  
> \*\*people posting new threads about how slow the boards are only adds to the load on the server. Catch-22. \*\*

As somebody once said about the subway system. " If it did not have to carry passengers it would be a lot more efficient". I thought the point of the boards was to post messages.

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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-so-slow/63976/7 "2001-05-02T18:14:52Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by David Cronan \*
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by reprise \*  
> > \*\*people posting new threads about how slow the boards are only adds to the load on the server. Catch-22. \*\*
> 
> As somebody once said about the subway system. " If it did not have to carry passengers it would be a lot more efficient". I thought the point of the boards was to post messages.

Right, and if people just got on the subway at rush hour and rode it back and forth for no reason with six pieces of luggage a piece it would prevent other passengers from getting on and being comfortable.

No one is saying you can’t post messages, Dav-o. We’re just saying that there are at least three great threads dealing with the issue which has been an issue since the day I signed on in December 2000.

If it had just happened, I can see why we’d all be bitching.

jarbaby

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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-so-slow/63976/8 "2001-05-03T17:35:42Z")

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I think the hamster died. Well, one died and the other one doesn’t feel so good. 🙂

It’s always something around here, isn’t it?

We are looking for solutions to our problem and we hope we find one soon. In the meantime, please bear with us.

your humble TubaDiva  
Adminstrator

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**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-so-slow/63976/9 "2001-05-03T17:49:20Z")

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I’d just like to chime in and say that things appear to be zipping along nicely today for some reason (better hampster food?). I’ve started a thread, replied to several, done a half dozen searches all between the peak hours of 11:00-14:00 EST and there has been nary a delay. Whatever y’all changed, don’t change it back!

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**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-so-slow/63976/10 "2001-05-03T17:49:38Z")

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(posted through SafeWeb)

When the site runs slow, I appreciate it even more when a page loads. It’s a privilege to be here, and I don’t care if VBB runs on New Mexico time.

The issues we cable modem users are having, on the other hand … ☹

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-so-slow/63976/11 "2001-05-04T16:21:19Z")

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“The issues we cable modem users are having, on the other hand …”

having a cable modem or DSL doesn’t make the board faster…it might get you first in line but Im not sure about that part.
