# So someone robs you naked... **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 11, 2003, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135 "2003-06-11T16:15:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135/1 "2003-06-11T16:15:37Z")
What’s the value of what a thief would get if he were to rob you down to the skin right this very second? Counting all accessories, eyewear, headwear, clothing, underwear-- absolutely everything that isn’t attached to your body somehow. Don’t count for depreciation, don’t count sale price (if you purchased it on sale). Count the wallet and cash, but credit cards, library cards, license are too hard to put a price on so don’t count them. I’m at work right now, so I’s got my ‘good’ clothes on. After work, I’ll be lucky if the total value cracks $20. But anyway: Dress shirt- $45 Tie- $40 Khakis- $30 Shoes- $140 Socks- $3 Underwear- $3.33 T-shirt- ~$2 Glasses w/lenses- ~$215 Wallet w/$2 cash- $28 Total- $506.33 Now what I _paid_ was considerably less, as I got the glasses on sale, as well as the pants and tie. Happy, stick 'em up! ---
**Author:** ![troub](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troub/32/14802_2.png) [@troub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/troub)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135/2 "2003-06-11T16:24:28Z")
Shirt - $30 Khakis - $30 Belt - $20 Shoes - $60 Underwear - $2.00? T-shirt - $2 Socks - $4 Wallet ($5 cash) - $25 Cell Phone - $50 $223 Damn, I’m more expensive than I thought I was. Stupid phone (by the way, it’s always OFF). ---
**Author:** ![ShadiRoxan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@ShadiRoxan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShadiRoxan)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135/3 "2003-06-11T16:31:15Z")
robe- 10 towel- 5 ring- 3000 I really should get dressed now ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135/4 "2003-06-11T16:31:39Z")
Shirt - $75 Pants - $35 Underwear - $10 Socks - $2 Belt - $10 Shoes - $50 Cell phone - $200 Glasses $50 Wallet - $36 ($31 cash) Total - $468 Hardly worth robbing, somehow… ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135/5 "2003-06-11T16:50:48Z")
Gah… gotta convert to US$… _flips out calculator_ T-Shirt - $6 Boxers - $7.5 Calculator - $50 Total - $63.5 ---
**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135/6 "2003-06-11T17:01:06Z")
Shirt: $15 Pants: $30 Belt: $15 (?) Underwear/socks: $5 Shoes: $50 Money in pockets: $27 Wallet: $10 (also includes one credit card, potential value to thief could be much higher if card isn’t reported stolen right away) Glasses: ~$100 Watch: $30 Cell phone: $60 Total: **$342** ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135/7 "2003-06-11T17:03:19Z")
Lessee, I’m at home in a ratty housecoat, flip flops, and my wedding ring. Glasses too. All told, maybe $412 (I can’t remember what my ring cost.) ---
**Author:** ![badmana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@badmana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badmana)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135/8 "2003-06-11T17:06:08Z")
In CAN: Shirt - $30 Jeans - $50 Underware - $5 Socks - $3? Wallet with no cash and about $3 in change - $15 VISA card with no bal…$6500 Cell phone - $100 HP Journada - $799 Damn. $7502 or $1002 without the VISA card. About $50 American 😃 ---
**Author:** ![El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Elvis_Rojo)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135/9 "2003-06-11T17:14:47Z")
Leather Jacket (it’s about 60 degrees in the studio) - $175 Zombie Dance T-Shirt - $5 Jeans - 20 socks - .25 Black combat boots - $10 Watch - $150 Underwear - $0 (I ain’t wearing any) Total. $360.25 Man, I need to sell some clothes. ---
**Author:** ![Horrifying\_Howler\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Horrifying\_Howler\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horrifying_Howler_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135/10 "2003-06-11T17:31:20Z")
Shoes~$10 (I buy cheap shoes cause dogs always eat them) Skirt~$20 Shirt~$60 Undies~$10 I’m worth $100 Canadian, what’s that, $60 american? I wouldn’t be worth it to the thief. ---
**Author:** ![dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorkusmalorkusmafia/32/7266_2.png) [@dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorkusmalorkusmafia)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135/11 "2003-06-11T17:50:05Z")
Shirt: 60 bucks Pants: 40 Socks: 3 (not wearing shoes atm at work, they are right next to me though) Underwear: 10 bucks (I like good underwear) Wallet: $50 bucks and some change Car Keys: I won’t count this one because they need the car too. Cell Phone: 200 (what I paid for it a few years ago) 363 Total. ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135/12 "2003-06-11T17:55:44Z")
Top - $40 Skirt - $95 Shoes - $70 Bra - $45 Undies - $5 Glasses - $420 Blackberry - $299 Total - $974 I forgot to put my ring back on this morning so I’m worth much less than I normaly am. ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135/13 "2003-06-11T18:13:19Z")
Shirt: $40 Pants: $75 Underwear and undershirt: $3 Belt: $12 Socks: $6 Shoes: $60 Cell phone: $70 Cash: $45 Ring: $150 Watch: $3,000 Total: $3,461 Woo-hoo! I win! –Cliffy ---
**Author:** ![Optihut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/edb3f5/32.png) [@Optihut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Optihut)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135/14 "2003-06-11T18:33:54Z")
**Magayuk** those are some really cheap shoes. I am officially impressed, as it is practically impossible to find shoes that are cheap, durable, not too shabby looking and comfortable. I thought I did good finding a pair for 20 Euro, but 10 US$ is quite the bargain. Damn, I am green with envy now! Anyway, here I go: Socks - don’t know, maybe 2 Euro? Underwear - likewise. Taking a guess, 5 Euro? Trousers - 39 Euro Shoes - 20 Euro Shirt - 25 Euro Watch - 10 Euro Belt - 5 Euro (again, taking a wild guess) Cash - 42,67 Euro Cell Phone - ~ 50 Euro Total: 198,67 Euro ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135/15 "2003-06-11T18:42:03Z")
Heh. This is pretty funny! Panties - 5.00 Bra 15.00 Tank - 20.00 Blouse - 30.00 Stockings - 6.00 Silk jacket - 35.00 Skirt - 20.00 Cheater glasses - 20.00 Hair clippy thing - 1.00 Earrings - 100.00 Necklace - 200.00 Wedding set - 600.00 Ruby ring - 200.00 Emerald ring - 200.00 Gold bracelet - 120.00 Watch - 300.00 Shoes - 40.00 I think that adds up to a little over $1700. That’s providing I was pretty close on the jewelry items. ---
**Author:** ![CrazyMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee59a6/32.png) [@CrazyMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrazyMonkey)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135/16 "2003-06-11T19:07:52Z")
Shirt - $30 Jeans - $40 Shoes - $40 Socks/Undies - $6 Belt - $7 Watch - $230 Cellphone - $180 Wallet/Cash - $50 Meeting a complete stranger who wants nothing more than to strip me down naked - priceless!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![sycorob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@sycorob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sycorob)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135/17 "2003-06-11T19:21:58Z")
I’m going on “replacement” cost like they do in insurance - how much it would take to get outfitted the same as I am now. Glasses - $150 Polo Shirt - $20 Undershirt - $3? Not sure. Boxers - $20 (why? Just 'cause I’ll wear em for five years…) Pants - $30 Socks - $4 Shoes - $40 (not wearing my good ones today) Watch - $15 (Walmart!) Cell Phone - $150 Wallet - $30 Cash - $200 (going on a trip) Bert’s Bees lip stuff - $3 Cigs - $5 Lighter - $1 $671? What the hell? Craziness. ---
**Author:** ![kimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f0a364/32.png) [@kimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kimera)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135/18 "2003-06-11T19:22:33Z")
Shirt - $15 Bra - $3 Panties - $3 Pants - $1 Ring on necklace (from fiance) - $150(?) Ring on finger (just bought! 😃 ) - $4000 Total: $4172 o.o ---
**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135/19 "2003-06-11T19:32:47Z")
Shirt - $7 Shorts - don’t remember when I got them or how much I paid, but let’s say $10 Sneakers - $30 Socks - $1 Underwear - $1 Watch - $25 (slightly misleading since the watchband is broken) Total = $74. Wow. However, this is _wildly_ misleading since I doubt anybody would actually be able to sell my clothes for more than $5 or so. ---
**Author:** ![cowgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8c91f0/32.png) [@cowgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cowgirl)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135/20 "2003-06-11T20:08:19Z")
All prices in Canadian. Shoes: $100 about four years ago. T-shirt: $10 Camisole: $10 Pants: $20 Undies: $5 $155 all told. I’m cheap. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135.md?page=2)