# So someone robs you naked... **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 11, 2003, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135 "2003-06-11T16:15:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135/21 "2003-06-11T20:36:57Z")
## wedding ring set - $4000 silver charm bracelet - 40 charms @ $5 per - $200 various silver jewelry - $150 Dress - $50 Bra - $30 Panties - $3 Socks - $1 Shoes (ortho) - $100 Hairband - $5 Cellphone - $50 Epi-pen - $56 $4595 Anyone else feel like they are worth more sold for parts than all together? ---
**Author:** ![Loneraven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c0e974/32.png) [@Loneraven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loneraven)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135/22 "2003-06-11T20:37:10Z")
Underwear - £5. Nightie - £10. I’m worth £15 - that is, about twenty five dollars. God, I feel cheap. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135/23 "2003-06-11T20:59:03Z")
Currently: Glasses - $200 Crucifix - $20? Sweats - $20 T-Shirt - $20 **$280** When I dress for work in about thirty minutes: Glasses - $200 Crucifix - $20? Sweats - $20 T-Shirt - $20 Scrubs - $30 Shoes - $30 Wallet - $40 Contents of wallet - $175 Keys (access to car) - $1,200 **$1,735** Of course, counting depreciation, it’d be more like $1,000 but only from my cash and car. I doubt anyone would want anything else I have. ---
**Author:** ![kitarak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kitarak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kitarak)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135/24 "2003-06-11T21:04:51Z")
Hmm. Pair of light cotton shorts: Maybe £5? Umm. Yeah. That’s it. 🙂 (Well I am just about to go to bed). Were I wearing what I was earlier (just guesstimates): ‘Casual Club’ Shirt: £20 Trousers: I’m not really sure. Lets say £40, on the grounds that trousers tend to cost too damned much (I’m cheap). Belt: Probably £15, although it’s rather old and worn by this point. Shoes: £30 Mobile Phone: £80 Wallet: £20 + £30 in Cash Underwear & Socks: Not much. Probably £2 together. Total: £237. That’s about $393. I really shouldn’t have done that calculation. Now I’m going to feel all self-conscious… I guess I’ll just have to walk around town naked. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ShadiRoxan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@ShadiRoxan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShadiRoxan)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135/25 "2003-06-11T21:28:42Z")
bra- $40 undies- $8 skirt- $20 shirt- $15 shoes- $20 watch- $60 necklace -$100 engagement ring- $3000 total= $3263 ---
**Author:** ![Sengkelat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Sengkelat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sengkelat)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135/26 "2003-06-11T21:58:12Z")
I am officially stunned at how much some people spent (or whose fiancee/spouse spent) on their jewelry. Yow. REI desert pants: $35 Underwear: $5 Spyderco knife: $40 Bottle opener/keyring: $4 Inhaler: $10 Watch (w/o band, in pocket) $0 (hey, I found it years ago) Glasses: $300 (They’re very stylish, honest) Wallet: $35 Money in wallet: $105 EC, about $39 USD Wedding ring: $200, I’m guessing. Total: $668 Huh. Worth more than I thought. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_Wright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Steve\_Wright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_Wright)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135/27 "2003-06-11T22:45:06Z")
Hmm. Pants, socks, T-shirt. Don’t think any of them cost more than £3 brand new. And they sure as heck aren’t brand new now. Don’t wear jewelry, don’t wear glasses, not wearing watch. So … £9. About $15 US, I think. ---
**Author:** ![Lodrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@Lodrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lodrain)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135/28 "2003-06-11T23:16:14Z")
Pair of sweatpants–$12 Boxer shorts–$4 T-shirt–$12 Handkerchief–$1.50 That’d be $29.50 and the privelege of seeing me naked. $29.51, if you include the patina of deodorant on my armpits, but I don’t think I’ll be robbed of that. ---
**Author:** ![Horrifying\_Howler\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Horrifying\_Howler\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horrifying_Howler_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135/29 "2003-06-12T00:07:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Optihut \* > **Magayuk those are some really cheap shoes. I am officially impressed, as it is practically impossible to find shoes that are cheap, durable, not too shabby looking and comfortable.** They are cheap and comfortable, and they actually look okay, but they are not durable. Which is okay, because some dog or other will always find them and eat them after about a month or so (my fault, I always forget to to pick them up after awhile). ---
**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135/30 "2003-06-12T00:45:03Z")
This is one of the reasons I love working in theatre. My office attire: T-Shirt: $12 Shorts: $18 Socks: $1 Shoes: Got them for free. I would guess about $50. Boxers: $2 Cash: 78 cents Total: $83.78 with the $50 for the free shoes, $33.78 without. You caught me on a dressy day. ---
**Author:** ![Cleophus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e57/32.png) [@Cleophus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cleophus)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135/31 "2003-06-12T01:06:30Z")
Well, when I leave my house I usually have the following. As you’ll see, I’m a walking office. Laptop: $3,499 Newton PDA: $1,000 iPod: $399 Music bought (and downloaded) online: $28 Headphones: $20 Wireless ethernet card: $90 Cell phone: $150 Asst. cables and adapters: $100 Laptop bag (inner): $40 Laptop bag (outer): $70 Jacket: $70 T-shirt: $18 Jeans: $10 Socks: $2 Sneakers: $50 Total: $5546 ---
**Author:** ![Ryle\_Dup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Ryle\_Dup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryle_Dup)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135/32 "2003-06-12T01:33:59Z")
I’m cheap. T-shirt : $4.99 Sweatpants : $4.99 Shoes : $39.95 Glasses : $150.00 $199.93 total jeez ---
**Author:** ![kspharm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ebca7d/32.png) [@kspharm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kspharm)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135/33 "2003-06-12T01:46:37Z")
Sitting at home after work, I am adorned in: Free 7-Up boxers I won from a bottle cap: $0 Free Jagermeister T-shirt I won at a bar: $0 Wedding Ring: $14 Net worth: $14 ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135/34 "2003-06-12T01:52:47Z")
Home from work now… # Wedding Ring - $200 Socks - $1 Total $201 Good Night! ---
**Author:** ![Tanaqui](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Tanaqui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tanaqui)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135/35 "2003-06-12T01:55:54Z")
Watch: ~$15 Jeans: $5 Shirt: $3 Shoes: $5 Hair thing: .50c maybe Underwear: Maybe $5 total? $33.50 total… and this is how I go out in public. A lot of my clothes are bought from Value Villages when they’re having their 50% off sale, that’s why they are so cheap. It’s actually pretty good quality stuff. Admittedly it would be more if I was still wearing a belt, jewelry, wallet. etc, but I take that off when I come home. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135/36 "2003-06-12T02:05:11Z")
I, too, am home from work now. And: $15 Old Navy pajama pants $9 long-sleeve t-shirt $3 socks $3.33 underwear $30.33 total ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135/37 "2003-06-12T02:12:06Z")
Pants: maybe $20 T-shirt: maybe $10 Undies: maybe $5 Ring: $20 Earrings: about $15 (three of them) … Glasses: $350. Around $420. Damn glasses. ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135/38 "2003-06-12T02:21:54Z")
Dress slacks $40 Dress shirt $40 Belt $25 Socks and undies $5 Shoes $80 Glasses $400 Ring $1000 Pen $20 Watch $3500 Wallet - I have no idea Cash $120 Replacement cost $5230 I was correct in leaving out credit cards and keys, no? How about the old ATM card? ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135/39 "2003-06-12T03:51:04Z")
Shirt: $25.00 Pants: $25.00 Watch: $200.00 Socks/Undies: $5.00 See me naked: PRICELESS! ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135/40 "2003-06-12T04:02:14Z")
If I arbitrarily take out the ring and the watch, it comes to $730. Price for stripping me of all in public? Rage. You may come up negative on the deal. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-someone-robs-you-naked/181135.md?page=3)