Okay, I’ll play your sick little game.
About 5’9, 150 pounds. Used to be pretty muscular for my height, but have recently been getting softer due to this freaking computer habit of mine. Long light brown hair–12" ponytail. Brain eyes, relatively dark skin tone. Deep voice. Crooked nose. I look like Guy Smiley and Anthony Kiedis had an illegitimate love child. Dunno what my shoe size is–8 and a half?
So, Kittie…how YOU doin’? 
What are you, a sloth?
Me too! Hey, you gots to claim your talent where you can!
shoe size 10.5, skate size 11.5 light brown hair hazel eyes 155 lbs waist size 32 hat size 7 3/8 5’10 tall
Oh, I forgot to add: About six and a half inches, and usually about four times a night.
Age 20
Height 6’
Weight 190ish
Shoe Size 11 1/2
Waist 34"
Short black hair
Eyes change from brown to green and anything in between (scar above my right eye from when I passed out and nailed a concrete floor with my head)
Hat size of 7 1/2
Feet: size 11w
Waist: 36
Weight: 200
Eyes: brown
hair: none, shaved bald w/goatee(graying brown)
Overall appearence: devilishly handsome
When you can tie a knot in a cherry stem in less than a minute while it’s in someone else’s mouth, call me. Ladies interested in experiencing this first-hand may e-mail me at your leisure 
Okay, I’ll play…
Feet: 12/12W/13 depending on brand.
Height: 6’2"
Weight: 230-240
Waist: 38
Inseam: 34-1/2 (I love Lands End, only place I can get pants that fit right)
Neck: 18
Sleeve: 36/37
Hair/Eyes: Brown
Ears: Unusually stiff
Body hair: more than most
Head size (no, not that one): larger than most apparently. Eyeglasses are always a pain to find.
Vision: (1)Nearsighted, (1)Farsighted (w/ astigmatism)
Hand size: Large w/ no correlation 
Time on hands: Apparently way too much.
Age: 33
DOB: 6/6/68
Height: 6’ 2½", according to my doctor
Weight: 300ish, just bought an exercise machine
Waist: 40-44 depending on brand
Inseam: 34, hard to find pants
Shoes: size 13 sneakers
Neck: 18
Sleeve: 36/37
Hair: dark brown, almost black, starting to grey at temples
Eyes: brown with specks of green
Age: 28
Height: 5’7"
Weight: 126
Dress Size: 2-4
Measurements: 38-24-34
Hair: Auburn
Eyes: Chocolate Brown
Feet: 8 or 9
Celeb most often told I look like: Audrey Hepburn
Ring Size: I dunno.
Best Feature: Legs - I’ve got great legs.
Me Viva. Me female.
Height: 5" 3"
Longish brown hair–with a white widow’s peak-- and brown eyes
Weight: more than you’d suspect, and some of it is muscle gained from many evenings of riding my exercise bike
Ring size: 6
Shoe size: 7.5Wide
I have practically no earlobes.
I go now…
…and when I was in Junior High, people thought I looked like Laura Ingalls.
Slides up closer…
So, Alice… how ya doin’…
Age: 29 (3/18/72)
Height: 5’2"
Weight: 104
Bra: 34B
Waist: 25"
Eyes: Green, Blue, Grey, or some mixture of the three
Hair: Bra strap length, naturally curly blondish/brownish/auburnish (It’s light Brown but in the sun the red tone come out, and after the pool the blonde tones come out. Mostly it’s blonde as I love the sun and the water, after all as I am a Pisces. Luckily the different tones hide the grey rather well.)
Shoes: 6 (so average)
Clothes: 3/4 (It’s hard to find this size and I hate shopping)
That about covers the wrappings.
Shoe size? You want to know that ???
I’m a 10 to 10 1/2, depending on the shoe. I’ve just bought a pair of steel toe boots (size 12) so I can fit them with soft inserts and wear thick socks.
Otherwise, I’m 42, 5’10" and around 195lbs. Dark brown hair, worn long. Waist size is 36 or so (more toward the “or so” than I like).
Want to know more, look at my Yahoo! Profile.
I think the Straight Dope message boards now needs a disco ball and a nice bar… 
Let’s see here…
Height: 6’5"
Weight: A smidge over 240
Hair: Brown. Kept short.
Eyes: Ice blue. One of the things I’m vain about.
Glasses: Yup. Reading-only prescription.
Feet: 13
Neck: 17 1/2
Coat: 48 Long
Typical shirt size: XXL
Waist: 38
This is great - now that I have everyones measurements, I can start knitting X-mas presents.
Al.