# So....the "Rape Tunnel"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-the-rape-tunnel/513138>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 9, 2009, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-the-rape-tunnel/513138 "2009-10-09T01:01:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-the-rape-tunnel/513138/21 "2009-10-09T17:31:35Z")

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Is there a camera in the uterus? An invitro-rape room surveillance? Because if not, he is not utilizing this installation to its full capitalistic potential. Serious money to be made from a live streaming video of this willing rape. A prophylactic rape as visualized and perversely enjoyed and punished by the jaded, seeing, collective, voyeuristic eye of society.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-the-rape-tunnel/513138/22 "2009-10-09T17:36:04Z")

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I think this is just pretentiousness. The artist isn’t actually saying anything about rape. He’s just using rape as the subject for a work of art. And because rape is a serious subject his art about rape is somehow supposed to be serious even though it’s saying nothing.

This is like all the filmmakers who make movies about the holocaust. Because the holocaust was a serious event viewers are supposed to treat movies about is as serious movies.

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**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-the-rape-tunnel/513138/23 "2009-10-09T17:36:12Z")

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> [@Mister\_Rik](#):
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> _gasp!_ What if a … a _child_ wandered into the tunnel!!!
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> Won’t somebody think of the children?!
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> Sorry, somebody had to do it.

What if someone sent a sheep or goat through the tunnel?:eek:

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**Author:** ![Icarus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icarus/32/72_2.png) [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-the-rape-tunnel/513138/24 "2009-10-09T17:42:04Z")

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> [@msmith537](#):
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> What if someone sent a sheep or goat through the tunnel?:eek:

Rabid pit bull. Now there’s some art for you.

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**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-the-rape-tunnel/513138/25 "2009-10-09T19:53:45Z")

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> [@devilsknew](#):
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> Is there a camera in the uterus? An invitro-rape room surveillance? Because if not, he is not utilizing this installation to its full capitalistic potential. Serious money to be made from a live streaming video of this willing rape. A prophylactic rape as visualized and perversely enjoyed and punished by the jaded, seeing, collective, voyeuristic eye of society.

If your penis is so huge that it can make it all the way into a woman’s uterus there are much better ways to get it on camera that actually come with a paycheck.

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**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-the-rape-tunnel/513138/26 "2009-10-09T20:06:20Z")

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Wow, what a way to be able to play out one’s sickest fantasies.

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**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-the-rape-tunnel/513138/27 "2009-10-09T20:31:01Z")

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“Listen man, this is the thirteenth time you’ve gone through this tunnel. We’re going to have to ask you to leave.”

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**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-the-rape-tunnel/513138/28 "2009-10-09T21:11:12Z")

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> [@pbbth](#):
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> If your penis is so huge that it can make it all the way into a woman’s uterus there are much better ways to get it on camera that actually come with a paycheck.

No, this is a cltoral and vaginal rape. A womb rape. An abvortion of rape. I certainly have never bumped a cervix, It’s his paycheck, not mine.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-the-rape-tunnel/513138/29 "2009-10-09T21:19:49Z")

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> [@Icarus](#):
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> Rabid pit bull. Now there’s some art for you.

"I hereby rename this artwork ‘The Splatter Tunnel.’ "

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**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2009, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-the-rape-tunnel/513138/30 "2009-10-10T03:33:51Z")

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> [@RandMcnally](#):
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> “Listen man, this is the thirteenth time you’ve gone through this tunnel. We’re going to have to ask you to leave.”

Genius! Pure genius!

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**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2009, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-the-rape-tunnel/513138/31 "2009-10-10T03:36:44Z")

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Personally, I’d wait at the end of the Rape Tunnel and give anybody who crawled through some [rape](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapeseed). 😃

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**Author:** ![Pyper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Pyper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pyper)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2009, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-the-rape-tunnel/513138/32 "2009-10-10T03:44:32Z")

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> [@astro](#):
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> tunnel rapist

Band name.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2009, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-the-rape-tunnel/513138/33 "2009-10-10T07:27:38Z")

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Next up, the Candle Jack tunnel, where anyone who crawls through it will be abduc

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**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2009, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-the-rape-tunnel/513138/34 "2009-10-10T16:26:55Z")

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Pretty funny. I’ll have to check Facebook and see if anyone’s started a “cause” about this yet. That place is a RO enthusiast’s dream.

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**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2009, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-the-rape-tunnel/513138/35 "2009-10-10T17:49:42Z")

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> [@devilsknew](#):
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> Is there a camera in the uterus? An invitro-rape room surveillance? Because if not, he is not utilizing this installation to its full capitalistic potential. Serious money to be made from a live streaming video of this willing rape. A prophylactic rape as visualized and perversely enjoyed and punished by the jaded, seeing, collective, voyeuristic eye of society.

> [@pbbth](#):
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> If your penis is so huge that it can make it all the way into a woman’s uterus there are much better ways to get it on camera that actually come with a paycheck.

> [@devilsknew](#):
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> No, this is a cltoral and vaginal rape. A womb rape. An abvortion of rape. I certainly have never bumped a cervix, It’s his paycheck, not mine.

Oops, I think you misunderstood my comment, and I misunderstood yours **pbbth** … you took me a bit too literally. I was referring to the rape room as a “womb”, I was wondering if he was going to have a camera in the rape room, not an actual in vitro camera. I mean what is the whole rape tunnel and rape room if not one giant, symbolic, vagina and uterus?

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**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2009, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-the-rape-tunnel/513138/36 "2009-10-10T17:59:45Z")

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Really it’s very feminist and symbolic if you think about it, generaly the sperm get in there and gangrape the egg. In this case, the egg rapes the sperm, and who’s to say that isn’t the way it really is, at the moment of conception? Zygotic Rape.

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**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2009, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-the-rape-tunnel/513138/37 "2009-10-10T18:01:03Z")

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> [@devilsknew](#):
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> No, this is a cltoral and vaginal rape. A womb rape. An abvortion of rape. I certainly have never bumped a cervix, It’s his paycheck, not mine.

I actually knew a guy who worked in porn who had an 11 inch penis, he claimed he could actually get it inside of a woman’s cervix, and that’s what had him and his kind of hot girlfriend together, even though he was completely disgusting. Apparently both of them were into it, and he talked about it in front of her and she got that glassy-eyed knowing look, so I dunno.

My dick is just long enough that I can kiss a woman’s cervix, but that’s about it.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2009, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-the-rape-tunnel/513138/38 "2009-10-10T20:00:33Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> I once knew a German artist who did something I thought was kind of funny…

Arty types are forever pulling japes like this. There’s a Canadian performance artist who’s currently claiming to be starring in a sequel to Andrew Lloyd Weber’s _Phantom of the Opera_ (provocatively titled _"Love Never Dies,_" as an deliberate eye-jab,) and spouting off about all sorts of patently absurd nonsense like the action being moved from the Paris Opera House to _Coney Island_, of all places.

So far, media response has been totally deadpan. What a bunch of rubes.

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