# So this is what a $5K an hour call girl looks like. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 13, 2008, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-this-is-what-a-5k-an-hour-call-girl-looks-like/441184 "2008-03-13T00:06:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2008, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-this-is-what-a-5k-an-hour-call-girl-looks-like/441184/121 "2008-03-15T06:11:23Z")
I think this concludes my reading about this affair, but I learned the following today: Since this scandal broke, she may have made more than $1 million from downloads of one of her songs. (“Congratulations! You’re out of prostitution and into the music business!”) And a magazine discovered records saying she’s actually 32, not 22 as was claimed/reported. (Doesn’t Spitzer feel stupid.) And Hustler and Penthouse both want her to pose nude. ---
**Author:** ![Ichbin\_Dubist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ichbin\_Dubist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ichbin_Dubist)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2008, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-this-is-what-a-5k-an-hour-call-girl-looks-like/441184/122 "2008-03-15T16:39:43Z")
[QUOTE=Oslo Ostragoth] Breathlessly following this, I have to ask: Where are the nude pics? [/QUOTE] Well, on the cover of yesterday’s New York Post, for one. ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2008, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-this-is-what-a-5k-an-hour-call-girl-looks-like/441184/123 "2008-03-15T18:14:33Z")
[QUOTE=Patty O’Furniture] For me, the value/hotness curve is asymptotic and levels off somewhere around $300. People just don’t get more attractive than that. [/QUOTE] No, but they do get more creative. And limber. ---
**Author:** ![KlondikeGeoff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3e96dc/32.png) [@KlondikeGeoff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KlondikeGeoff)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2008, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-this-is-what-a-5k-an-hour-call-girl-looks-like/441184/124 "2008-03-16T17:29:33Z")
[QUOTE=Orual] That’s just what I was thinking. For $5K, I would assume she’s very … skilled. [/QUOTE] Oh, yeah, “she could do shunts and double shunts and tricks unknown to common cunts.” ---
**Author:** ![Uzi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/91b2a8/32.png) [@Uzi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uzi)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-this-is-what-a-5k-an-hour-call-girl-looks-like/441184/125 "2008-03-17T03:03:21Z")
[QUOTE=Starving Artist] Surely I’m not the only one wondering how you would come to think of a scenario such as this. 😃 [/QUOTE] If you hadn’t of asked I was going to. The barking like a dog thing, well, everyone’s done that, but I don’t get the thrill of the coffee up the ass bit. Iced or Mcdonald’s old lady burn your britches off hot? [QUOTE=Jeeves] For 5 grand, my house better be SPOTLESS when she leaves! [/QUOTE] Buddy, if your house ain’t a mess by the time she leaves then you aren’t doing it right or getting your money’s worth! 😉 Frankly, you can get the equivalent looking girl at the $300 mark in Dubai. If you go to Hong Kong / Macau for the same $300 you get a goddess that will do things to you that you could scarcely imagine, unless you’re **Starving Artist** , of course. Such things that if wives regularly did even half of it the divorce rate would drop to near zero.\* \*or so I’ve been informed by more worldly people. Did I mention that I’m moving to Hong Kong? No? Well then forget I mentioned it. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-this-is-what-a-5k-an-hour-call-girl-looks-like/441184/126 "2008-03-17T03:10:08Z")
[QUOTE=Uzi] ISuch things that if wives regularly did even half of it the divorce rate would drop to near zero.\* [/QUOTE] Surely you have heard the joke about why new wives smile in their wedding pictures. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-this-is-what-a-5k-an-hour-call-girl-looks-like/441184/127 "2008-03-17T03:16:29Z")
[QUOTE=KlondikeGeoff] Oh, yeah, “she could do shunts and double shunts and tricks unknown to common cunts.” [/QUOTE] I’ve personally witnessed cunts that have shot out darts and popped a balloon I was holding over my head. Cunts that could open beer bottles. Cunts that had razor blades on a string pulled out of them. Cunts that could smoke. Cunts that could write theit name with a paint brush stuck up it. And many more. Granted, these probably are not common, but could she do any of that? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Uzi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/91b2a8/32.png) [@Uzi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uzi)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-this-is-what-a-5k-an-hour-call-girl-looks-like/441184/128 "2008-03-17T03:18:46Z")
[QUOTE=Siam Sam] I’ve personally witnessed cunts that have shot out darts and popped a balloon I was holding over my head. Cunts that could open beer bottles. Cunts that had razor blades on a string pulled out of them. Cunts that could smoke. Cunts that could write theit name with a paint brush stuck up it. And many more. Granted, these probably are not common, but could she do any of that? 😛 [/QUOTE] Remind me to look you up if I ever get to Bangkok. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-this-is-what-a-5k-an-hour-call-girl-looks-like/441184/129 "2008-03-17T03:26:24Z")
[QUOTE=Uzi] Remind me to look you up if I ever get to Bangkok. 😃 [/QUOTE] 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-this-is-what-a-5k-an-hour-call-girl-looks-like/441184/130 "2008-03-17T03:48:42Z")
The don’t call it Bang Kok for nuthin’. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-this-is-what-a-5k-an-hour-call-girl-looks-like/441184/131 "2008-03-17T07:29:35Z")
[QUOTE=Koxinga] And to the OP, I’m reminded of the words of that Roman poet, Titus Pullo: “The girl better fuck him like Helen of Troy with her ass on fire or I’ll know the reason why.” [/QUOTE] To be fair to Titus Pullo, it sounded better in Latin. ---
**Author:** ![Alex\_Dubinsky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dbc845/32.png) [@Alex\_Dubinsky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alex_Dubinsky)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-this-is-what-a-5k-an-hour-call-girl-looks-like/441184/132 "2008-03-17T08:17:21Z")
This reminds of the “do people really spend $2k on the HBO Cathouse girls?” thread. Apparently, people are willing to pay ridiculous sums for prostitutes. I guess they just have no idea where to go and don’t feel like spending a lot of time doing the research… ---
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-this-is-what-a-5k-an-hour-call-girl-looks-like/441184/133 "2008-03-17T12:43:19Z")
[QUOTE=carnivorousplant] Surely you have heard the joke about why new wives smile in their wedding pictures. [/QUOTE] Um, no. Pray tell, why? ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-this-is-what-a-5k-an-hour-call-girl-looks-like/441184/134 "2008-03-17T12:48:52Z")
[QUOTE=Argent Towers] …he also exudes the kind of confidence and power that tends to exert a more powerful draw on women more than looks anyway. [/QUOTE] _Translation:_ he looks like he’d eat your liver with fava beans if you got in his way. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-this-is-what-a-5k-an-hour-call-girl-looks-like/441184/135 "2008-03-17T12:52:48Z")
[QUOTE=Sunrazor] Um, no. Pray tell, why? [/QUOTE] They know they have performed fellatio for the last time. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-this-is-what-a-5k-an-hour-call-girl-looks-like/441184/136 "2008-03-17T18:03:48Z")
[QUOTE=carnivorousplant] They know they have performed fellatio for the last time. [/QUOTE] And, so the joke goes, the groom is smiling because he got the best blowjob of his life the night before. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-this-is-what-a-5k-an-hour-call-girl-looks-like/441184.md?page=6)