# So this woman with unbelievable cleavage was sitting next to me on the J train…

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**Created:** [July 27, 2011, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-this-woman-with-unbelievable-cleavage-was-sitting-next-to-me-on-the-j-train/590460 "2011-07-27T03:19:46Z")\
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**Author:** ![Acid\_Lamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Acid\_Lamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acid_Lamp)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-this-woman-with-unbelievable-cleavage-was-sitting-next-to-me-on-the-j-train/590460/41 "2011-07-29T21:41:29Z")

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I’m disappointed in you Dope. We can do better than “fat brigade”. Blubber brigade is alliterative at at least. 🙂

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-this-woman-with-unbelievable-cleavage-was-sitting-next-to-me-on-the-j-train/590460/42 "2011-07-29T21:44:23Z")

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Beluga brigade. You have that repeated “g” sound in there. Adds comedy.

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-this-woman-with-unbelievable-cleavage-was-sitting-next-to-me-on-the-j-train/590460/43 "2011-07-29T21:49:05Z")

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> [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](#):
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> She wasn’t a slender woman. I didn’t say she could have worked in a strip club, just that I’ve never seen that type of plunging neckline outside of one.

Just as an FYI, this woman probably has similar measurements to those that you indicated in your OP.

[http://www.mybodygallery.com/photos-2496-body-shape.htm#img](http://www.mybodygallery.com/photos-2496-body-shape.htm#img)

This woman has more of the ‘stripper boobs’ type look - that is, slim body, big boobs. Her bra would be more like a 32G.

[http://www.mybodygallery.com/photos-2235-body-shape.htm#img](http://www.mybodygallery.com/photos-2235-body-shape.htm#img)

Feel free to revisit your original estimate if necessary.

(Just fighting ignorance here folks).

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**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-this-woman-with-unbelievable-cleavage-was-sitting-next-to-me-on-the-j-train/590460/44 "2011-07-29T21:54:59Z")

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> [@alice\_in\_wonderland](#):
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> Just as an FYI, this woman probably has similar measurements to those that you indicated in your OP.
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> [http://www.mybodygallery.com/photos-2496-body-shape.htm#img](http://www.mybodygallery.com/photos-2496-body-shape.htm#img)
> 
> This woman has more of the ‘stripper boobs’ type look - that is, slim body, big boobs. Her bra would be more like a 32G.
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> [http://www.mybodygallery.com/photos-2235-body-shape.htm#img](http://www.mybodygallery.com/photos-2235-body-shape.htm#img)
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> Feel free to revisit your original estimate if necessary.
> 
> (Just fighting ignorance here folks).

Much closer to the first photo than the second.

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