# So Trump is healthier than we thought…

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-trump-is-healthier-than-we-thought/1027953>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [February 25, 2026, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-trump-is-healthier-than-we-thought/1027953 "2026-02-25T08:07:32Z")\
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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2026, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-trump-is-healthier-than-we-thought/1027953/61 "2026-02-26T17:37:16Z")

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> [@HMS\_Irruncible](#):
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> The only consistent thing about him is his inconsistency.

I think you meant “incontinentcy”.

Poop poop pee doo,

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**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2026, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-trump-is-healthier-than-we-thought/1027953/62 "2026-02-26T20:31:57Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Holy cow. 😮 He absolutely looks his age there.

I guess, considering that men his age have a wide range of age-related wrinkledness\*. I’m not sure if you are saying you are shocked that he looks that old, or something else.

I’m more concerned with the rictus that is passing for a smile there. If I were standing as close as that woman, I would be looking for the nearest emergency exit.

\*I was reading the IMDb article on the guy who played the old juror in 12 Angry Men; he was 73 when he made that film, and looked extremely good for his age (considering it was the 50s).

> [@Smapti](#):
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> Trump DID shit himself. It’s on video.

This is news to me, although it would not be surprising to me that I have missed it. Nevertheless, I am suspicious of such a claim without more evidence, such as access to the video in question.

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2026, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-trump-is-healthier-than-we-thought/1027953/63 "2026-02-26T20:33:37Z")

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Moderating:

> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> I think you meant “incontinentcy”.
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> Poop poop pee doo,

Let’s keep these types of posts to the Pit. You’re in P&E here.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2026, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-trump-is-healthier-than-we-thought/1027953/64 "2026-02-26T20:45:39Z")

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> [@Roderick\_Femm](#):
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> This is news to me, although it would not be surprising to me that I have missed it. Nevertheless, I am suspicious of such a claim without more evidence, such as access to the video in question.

Here you are. At about 34 seconds in as the henchman is talking about pharmaceuticals, an unmistakable sound is heard (and if the microphone on the other end of the room picked it up that means EVERYONE in the room heard it), the woman in green behind Trump can be seen to react, and within seconds aides are ushering the media out of the room.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/u_6kGluvINg/maxresdefault.jpg "Trump Does Not Take Reporters' Questions After Signing Executive Order In The Oval Office") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_6kGluvINg)

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2026, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-trump-is-healthier-than-we-thought/1027953/65 "2026-02-26T20:46:03Z")

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> [@Roderick\_Femm](#):
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> I’m not sure if you are saying you are shocked that he looks that old, or something else.

I meant it literally: he looks his age there, no older, no younger. I’m around people in their 70s and 80s everyday and he definitely fits.

> [@Roderick\_Femm](#):
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> I’m more concerned with the rictus that is passing for a smile there.

For sure. Melania has the same mechanical smile that doesn’t reach to her eyes.

> [@Roderick\_Femm](#):
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> If I were standing as close as that woman, I would be looking for the nearest emergency exit.

No kidding.

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**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2026, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-trump-is-healthier-than-we-thought/1027953/66 "2026-02-26T21:00:50Z")

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I turned my sound up as loud as it would go, but I didn’t hear anything, before they started ushering everyone out. Can you pinpoint the time stamp for me? Sorry, my hearing may be at fault, I want to be fair.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2026, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-trump-is-healthier-than-we-thought/1027953/67 "2026-02-26T21:47:13Z")

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34 seconds, just as henchman is saying “opioids”.

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2026, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-trump-is-healthier-than-we-thought/1027953/68 "2026-02-26T22:00:08Z")

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> [@needscoffee](#):
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> Here’s a current pic without obvious makeup (although there could be a light primer coat)

Back early in his first term I commented with someone who campaigned for him, that I wished they could convince him he looked a lot _ **better** _ without the fake tan.

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**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2026, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-trump-is-healthier-than-we-thought/1027953/69 "2026-02-26T22:15:38Z")

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I may be trying too hard, but the best I can do, by switching my computer speakers from my Creative Labs sound bar to the native speakers in the monitor, is to detect a faint hissing sound just before Trump starts to speak again. If it is a high-pitched sound, that could account for my difficulty in catching it, I have lost some decibels in my upper registers.

If anyone else wants to chime in (so to speak) and confirm that they hear an obvious sound anywhere in this clip, please do so.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2026, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-trump-is-healthier-than-we-thought/1027953/70 "2026-02-26T22:19:09Z")

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> [@Roderick\_Femm](#):
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> If anyone else wants to chime in (so to speak) and confirm that they hear an obvious sound anywhere in this clip, please do so.

I couldn’t care less, and I hear it, so that should maybe count double?

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2026, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-trump-is-healthier-than-we-thought/1027953/71 "2026-02-26T22:22:53Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> At about 34 seconds in as the henchman is talking about pharmaceuticals, an unmistakable sound is heard (

I don’t hear it, either. Played it over several times.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2026, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-trump-is-healthier-than-we-thought/1027953/72 "2026-02-26T22:28:06Z")

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> [@Roderick\_Femm](#):
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> I may be trying too hard, but the best I can do, by switching my computer speakers from my Creative Labs sound bar to the native speakers in the monitor, is to detect a faint hissing sound just before Trump starts to speak again. If it is a high-pitched sound, that could account for my difficulty in catching it, I have lost some decibels in my upper registers.

I still haven’t listened with the sound up because I only think about it while I’m at work, but my daughter told me she heard it clearly. 🤷

ETA: still can’t hear it with sound at medium

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**Author:** ![PhillyGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed655f/32.png) [@PhillyGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PhillyGuy)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2026, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-trump-is-healthier-than-we-thought/1027953/73 "2026-02-26T22:59:55Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> I mean, Trump DID shit himself. It’s on video.

I don’t think you could tell this on video unless the person was naked and the camera was focused on a certain part of the body.

While incontinence is a common symptom of Alzheimer’s Disease, it is also a symptom of less serious disorders. I do not see that symptom as disqualifying someone from being president, or being a good predictor of life expectancy.

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**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2026, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-trump-is-healthier-than-we-thought/1027953/74 "2026-02-26T23:01:57Z")

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> [@PhillyGuy](#):
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> While incontinence is a common symptom of Alzheimer’s Disease, it is also a symptom of less serious disorders. I do not see that symptom as disqualifying someone from being president, or being a good predictor of life expectancy.

Trump has spent years mocking people with disabilities and Biden in particular for age related infirmities. He’s fair game for mockery.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2026, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-trump-is-healthier-than-we-thought/1027953/75 "2026-02-26T23:09:01Z")

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> [@Roderick\_Femm](#):
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> If anyone else wants to chime in (so to speak) and confirm that they hear an obvious sound anywhere in this clip, please do so.

I heard it when the video was initially posted. I didn’t at first, but when I got the specific timestamp and turned the volume up, I could hear it. I heard it again in the video embedded above. It is not just a hiss. It’s a raspberry. As noted, it’s right at the 34 second mark. You can see the woman in the green jacket react.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2026, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-trump-is-healthier-than-we-thought/1027953/76 "2026-02-27T00:08:17Z")

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> [@PhillyGuy](#):
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> I don’t think you could tell this on video unless the person was naked and the camera was focused on a certain part of the body.

It’s not just the sound. It’s the fact that that sound immediately lead to the abrupt end of the presser and the media being ushered out of the room. It’s clear that the staff (especially the lady in green) knew what happened.

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**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2026, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-trump-is-healthier-than-we-thought/1027953/77 "2026-02-27T03:32:47Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> It’s not just the sound. It’s the fact that that sound immediately lead to the abrupt end of the presser and the media being ushered out of the room. It’s clear that the staff (especially the lady in green) knew what happened.

Why couldn’t it have been a particularly smelly fart? The woman in green probably would have made the same face, and they might have wanted to clear the room before the smell permeated, and a reporter asked about it (although maybe they shouldn’t have been waving their hands so much). I think, just from looking at the various actions, that the staff had understood a pre-arranged signal in case anything like this (or that) happened, hence the bum’s rush.

This is me now accepting that there must have been a sound, even though I still can’t hear it. Folks can believe, of course, whatever they want, but the assertion of shitting himself is not proved by this, not even by a preponderance of evidence. (And not that it really matters anyway.)

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**Author:** ![DWMarch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwmarch/32/1010_2.png) [@DWMarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWMarch)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2026, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-trump-is-healthier-than-we-thought/1027953/78 "2026-02-27T04:04:08Z")

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> [@Roderick\_Femm](#):
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> Folks can believe, of course, whatever they want, but the assertion of shitting himself is not proved by this, not even by a preponderance of evidence.

If he can rip a fart so nasty it causes an evacuation of the room, he may as well have shit himself.

I thought his adult diaper was an open secret. Wasn’t there a time when MAGA folks were defending it, saying “real men wear diapers”? Then again, that could just as easily be a too-plausible-to-distinguish-from-reality Onion headline.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2026, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-trump-is-healthier-than-we-thought/1027953/79 "2026-02-27T04:14:15Z")

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> [@DWMarch](#):
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> I thought his adult diaper was an open secret.

It’s not even much of a secret. Adam Kinzinger is on the record that Trump literally smells like shit.

> **[Ex-GOP lawmaker describes Trump as smelling like a mix of armpits, ketchup and...](https://www.yahoo.com/news/ex-gop-lawmaker-describes-trump-001102631.html)**
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> Ex-GOP lawmaker describes Trump as smelling like a mix of armpits, ketchup and a butt

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2026, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-trump-is-healthier-than-we-thought/1027953/80 "2026-02-27T04:18:58Z")

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> [@Roderick\_Femm](#):
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> Why couldn’t it have been a particularly smelly fart?

At his age I don’t think it’s EVER just a fart.

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