# So two Sequential Threads walk into a bar... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 9, 2007, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301 "2007-04-09T13:40:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2007, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/1 "2007-04-09T13:40:59Z")
In MPSIMS: **Crap That People Hang From Their Rear-View Mirrors! Crying Babies/Toddlers** Talk about distracted driving. ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2007, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/2 "2007-04-09T16:38:01Z")
**My conversation with an Iraq vet I hope I don’t croak while I’m wearing this** one ticket, please ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2007, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/3 "2007-04-09T17:48:57Z")
In MPSIMS: **"Altho I have a brain the size of a pecan, you WILL do my bidding!" Crying Babies/Toddlers** Yes Master. Anything! Just stop crying! ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2007, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/4 "2007-04-09T18:08:53Z")
\*\*On waxing Little pink houses… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2007, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/5 "2007-04-09T20:40:12Z")
\*\*Ow, My Hangover, Or How We Became Catholic: An MMP I have been sober for 20 years!!! \*\* Musta been one mofo of a hangover! ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2007, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/6 "2007-04-09T20:51:20Z")
New Psots: **Can sneezing break a rib? Most inappropriate questions on a job application** ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2007, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/7 "2007-04-09T21:36:09Z")
A thread walks into a bar. Owner throws him out. We don’t serve threads here. Thread turns himself into a figure eight and messes up his end. he walks into the bar. Owner says are you a thread. He says No I Am A frayed Knot. ---
**Author:** ![essell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/34f0e0/32.png) [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2007, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/8 "2007-04-09T22:01:11Z")
From MPSIMS Crying Babies/Toddlers An extrtaordinary courtroom audiotape of justice being served. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/9 "2007-04-10T12:54:53Z")
\*\*If god is all powerful I feel guilty for paying taxes \*\* I don’t follow the logic, exactly, but if god was all-powerful, I;d rather not have to pay taxes. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/10 "2007-04-10T13:12:27Z")
**World class violinist plays the morning rush hour in DC My musical, medical anoscope!** You’d think he would have stuck to the violin. **How to describe something to doctors… My old boss gave me syphillis!** That is a little awkward to explain, even to doctors. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/11 "2007-04-10T13:35:34Z")
\*\*If god is all powerful Could Sen. Kerry vote against a nominee who gave $$$ against him? \*\* And could He make a rock so big Kerry couldn’t pick it up? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/12 "2007-04-10T13:36:58Z")
\*\*What to say to get people to die for you? I don’t know why, but “The Lark Ascending” seems to stand above the rest… \*\* Somehow, I can’t see that line working. ---
**Author:** ![kortia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba9def/32.png) [@kortia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kortia)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/13 "2007-04-10T13:37:44Z")
From IMHO: **Mouse trapped in the closet… Any martial arts that are non-confrontational?** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/14 "2007-04-10T13:38:32Z")
\*\*Crap That People Hang From Their Rear-View Mirrors! My musical, medical anoscope! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/15 "2007-04-10T14:50:34Z")
\*\*Things every Doper should know My old boss gave me syphillis! \*\* That’s in the dictionary under “over-sharing” ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/16 "2007-04-10T15:56:10Z")
When Easter Presents Attack The death of children ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/17 "2007-04-10T19:06:56Z")
\*\*Can someone give me the short course on Heather Mills hate? “Dancing with the Stars” Season IV \*\* She is not that bad. ---
**Author:** ![want2know](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@want2know](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/want2know)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/18 "2007-04-10T19:19:45Z")
**It’s official: I’m an idiot** **Ow, My Hangover, Or How We Became Catholic: An MMP** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/19 "2007-04-10T19:58:18Z")
\*\*What to say to get people to die for you? The Thomas Kinkade movie \*\* ---
**Author:** ![MentalGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/439d5e/32.png) [@MentalGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MentalGuy)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/20 "2007-04-10T20:12:47Z")
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