# So two Sequential Threads walk into a bar... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 9, 2007, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301 "2007-04-09T13:40:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2007, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/21 "2007-04-11T02:29:23Z")
\*\*It’s official: I’m an idiot What is happening to me? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2007, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/22 "2007-04-11T12:13:17Z")
\*\*A question for the anti-offenderati, Do I LOOK like Little Fucking Lord Fauntleroy? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2007, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/23 "2007-04-11T12:44:59Z")
\*\*My Boss Just Told Me To Clean Out My Desk Describe it in three words \*\* “Hal, you’re fired!” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2007, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/24 "2007-04-11T13:08:49Z")
\*\*Life Insurance Question with a little twist… Question about how they film pornos \*\* As long as it doesn’t involve geckos… ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2007, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/25 "2007-04-11T13:27:10Z")
\*\*Moving a £26,000 classical piano: hey, what could possibly go wrong? Describe it in three words \*\* _Crash!_ _tinkle_ “Fuck!” :eek: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2007, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/26 "2007-04-11T14:11:19Z")
\*\*Can we now, finally, chew the lying stripper a new one? I pit those who leave chewed gum in public places \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2007, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/27 "2007-04-11T15:03:51Z")
\*\*Moving a £26,000 classical piano: hey, what could possibly go wrong? My (Late) April Fool’s Prank \*\* ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2007, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/28 "2007-04-11T15:49:46Z")
**Define “skank” tell me about renting a hotel room for just a few hours** ---
**Author:** ![DustyButt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc348/32.png) [@DustyButt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DustyButt)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2007, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/29 "2007-04-11T18:32:23Z")
\*\*Family Feud! Any Interest in a Dixie Dopefest? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2007, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/30 "2007-04-12T03:01:46Z")
\*\*My musical, medical anoscope! Ask the Man Who Had a Colonoscopy \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2007, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/31 "2007-04-12T12:25:55Z")
MSPIMS trifecta (slighty sick) \*\* My Grandmother just died today. The Celebrity Death Pool 2007 Kurt Vonnegut has passed away \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2007, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/32 "2007-04-12T16:09:06Z")
Just spotted this pairing: \*\*Reopening old sexual abuse/predator wounds? Help me prepare to take a 6yo to a Latin Mass. \*\* 😛 Sailboat ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2007, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/33 "2007-04-12T17:45:15Z")
Lots of 'em up in this very section, piled upon each other: \*\*What is happening to me? Ask the Man Who Had a Colonoscopy My old boss gave me syphillis! How have you (inadvertantly) changed someone’s life? Ask a mathematician A Surreal Experience Last Weekend (Sign Language) Pygmy Rugger Today 12:35 PM What’s silly that you do on your commute? World class violinist plays the morning rush hour in DC \*\* ---
**Author:** ![MissMossie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@MissMossie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissMossie)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2007, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/34 "2007-04-13T00:10:48Z")
**"My kid sister could draw that!" Why in Art Museums? Find me the cringiest artist on the web Famous works of art that you hate** We’re so positive about artwork here… ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2007, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/35 "2007-04-13T11:50:29Z")
**What kind of weirdo would have an affair with Paul Wolfowitz? The guy who felt me up on the subway** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2007, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/36 "2007-04-13T12:18:51Z")
\*\*What’s the worst thing you’ve ever heard? Engagement Rings \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2007, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/37 "2007-04-13T12:26:04Z")
\*\*What kind of weirdo would have an affair with Paul Wolfowitz? Sportsmen that “thank God” for their victory. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2007, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/38 "2007-04-13T12:44:51Z")
A gem in Cafe Society: \*\*Acting performances you weren’t prepared to be impressed by The Thing’s Dick (Fantastic Four) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2007, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/39 "2007-04-13T13:24:35Z")
MPSIMS \*\*New York hand Jobs only £4.95 Need an awesome career \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2007, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/40 "2007-04-13T13:57:29Z")
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