# So two Sequential Threads walk into a bar... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 9, 2007, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301 "2007-04-09T13:40:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2007, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/41 "2007-04-13T15:50:59Z")
BBQ Pit: **What kind of weirdo would have an affair with Paul Wolfowitz? The guy who felt me up on the subway** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2007, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/42 "2007-04-13T17:26:01Z")
\*\* Ask a mathematician Gah! I can’t stop biting my fingernails! Ask the linguist \*\* Oh, sure, when it has to do with the mouth you pass the questioner over to the linguist! ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2007, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/43 "2007-04-13T22:03:30Z")
\*\*Well that was embarrassing. Croc bites man’s arm off…\*\* By any chance die he happen to say “Hey, watch this!” just before the incident? ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2007, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/44 "2007-04-13T23:41:18Z")
I resurrected a zombie today with these two (see around 11:30am): \*\*So, What Can You Tell Me About Your Cat(s); Tastes Like Chicken\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2007, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/45 "2007-04-13T23:59:37Z")
**Recommend a good kitchen knife please The Thing’s Dick (Fantastic Four)** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/46 "2007-04-14T00:02:03Z")
In Cafe Society **Recommend a good kitchen knife please The Thing’s Dick (Fantastic Four)** Well dammit. Color me simulposted. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/47 "2007-04-14T00:13:40Z")
\*\* On waxing Why are ass cracks hairy? Why are ass cracks hairy? Getting pet hair out of fleece clothing Most inappropriate questions on a job application Why are ass cracks hairy? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![FreeRange\_Maniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/97f17d/32.png) [@FreeRange\_Maniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreeRange_Maniac)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/48 "2007-04-14T00:44:29Z")
Any Interest in a Dixie Dopefest? We didn’t try to give our kid a popular name Hmmmm, maybe a bit of a stretch? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/49 "2007-04-14T13:30:56Z")
\*\*Let’s collect some new collective nouns Now also available in Honky White \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/50 "2007-04-14T16:39:18Z")
\*\* Help me name these… Don’t forget your Breast Self Exams Which is the uglier fish?\*\* I dub the one on the left “Dolly Vardon.” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/51 "2007-04-14T18:41:45Z")
\*\*Great Last Words? I love White Chicks! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2007, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-two-sequential-threads-walk-into-a-bar/399301/52 "2007-04-15T09:36:41Z")
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