# So, uh, is this Dirty Harry's new sidearm?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 14, 2003, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-is-this-dirty-harrys-new-sidearm/154972 "2003-02-14T01:42:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![Anaximenes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e99b99/32.png) [@Anaximenes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaximenes)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-is-this-dirty-harrys-new-sidearm/154972/41 "2003-02-14T20:13:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Jeff Olsen \*  
> \*\*Might want to keep that friend away from _Tremors II_. 🙂 \*\*

Far too late for that. If Burt were a real person, my friend would probably be _Burt’s_ role model. :eek:  
(Yes, my friend scares me. A lot. )

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**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-is-this-dirty-harrys-new-sidearm/154972/42 "2003-02-14T20:32:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by UncleBeer \*  
> **If I’m not mistaken, some lunatic did indeed take 20mm shells, trim them back a bit and then neck 'em down to .223. He called it the Fat Boy (I think).**

How the hell can this possibly work?

Seems to me you’d need some _really_ rugged bullets to keep them from disintegrating, and they’d probably be tripping the barrel lands anyway. I bet that guy shot out some pricey custom barrels after about, oh, two rounds.

Some people just go beyond weird.

And thanks for the Magnum Research link. I was sure I remembered that, nice to see I’m not nuts.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-is-this-dirty-harrys-new-sidearm/154972/43 "2003-02-14T20:34:47Z")

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Shit. Here’s a bit I Googled out of the Junk Science forums (of all places). It’s not the Fat Boy. It’s the .50 MacMillan Fat Mac. A 20mm shell trimmed and necked down to .50 caliber. I’ll post the velocity and muzzle energy when I get 'em. Ouch, that’s gonna hurt.

And here’s the book:  
[http://www.bestbookdeal.com/book/087341909X](http://www.bestbookdeal.com/book/087341909X)

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-is-this-dirty-harrys-new-sidearm/154972/44 "2003-02-17T16:50:22Z")

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Okay. Better late than never.

50 McMillan FatMac: 1000 yard competition  
• 750 gr Hornady A-Max FMJ  
• 20mm cannon shell necked to .50"  
• 351.5 grs NC-A3502 powder   
• V=3425 fps   
• ME=19,545 ft/lbs(42" barrel)

Nineteen thousand plus foot-pounds of muzzle energy. Ouch

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**Author:** ![FallenAngel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@FallenAngel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FallenAngel)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2003, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-is-this-dirty-harrys-new-sidearm/154972/45 "2003-02-18T09:07:42Z")

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As stupid as I’ve always found the “overompensation” argument, I do have to admit it looks like S&W is trying to grow its balls back after handing them to Bill Clinton a few years ago.

I’ve fired the Desert Eagle .50AE several times with several rounds and it never bothered me (despite being a grown man with the wrists of a 14 year old girl). This javalina leg, on the other hand looks like something I might have to seriously thing about whether or not I want to put five through it.

At least it’s a long barrel. I’d hate to think of the number of strained ligaments that could be found after putting that cartridge through a 4"-er.

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**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2003, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-is-this-dirty-harrys-new-sidearm/154972/46 "2003-02-18T09:23:11Z")

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> \*Originally posted by 2trew \*  
> \*\*We need a firearms expert in here. Where does this fall in the “Godawful overpowered” spectrum with the Automag and the Cassul .454 and all of those other non-production handguns?  
> \*\*

Well, the joke is that it comes with a spatula so the guy at the shooting range can peel you off the back wall after each shot.

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2003, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-is-this-dirty-harrys-new-sidearm/154972/47 "2003-02-18T09:28:55Z")

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You guys think THAT puny little thing is big? Let me show you [THIS](http://www.securityarms.com/20010315/galleryfiles/1700/1756.htm)!!!

😃

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2003, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-is-this-dirty-harrys-new-sidearm/154972/48 "2003-02-18T10:23:12Z")

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My dad would love one of them things.

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**Author:** ![Kalashnikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/2bfe46/32.png) [@Kalashnikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalashnikov)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2003, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-is-this-dirty-harrys-new-sidearm/154972/49 "2003-02-18T14:27:58Z")

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SC\_Wolf, you’ve been wooshed, big time.

If you disagree, post a link to those “50 BMG pistols”.

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**Author:** ![radar\_ralf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b2d939/32.png) [@radar\_ralf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/radar_ralf)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2003, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-is-this-dirty-harrys-new-sidearm/154972/50 "2003-02-18T15:25:31Z")

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Kalashnikov, there really were a few pistol versions firing the .50BMG round. I am at work right now, so my company firewall prevents me from finding the correct sites, but I think one of these pistols was made by Maadi-Griffin a few years ago. A search on “Ask Jeeves” provides several sites, but I can’t reach them because of the firewall, so I don’t know what you’ll find.

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**Author:** ![Kalashnikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/2bfe46/32.png) [@Kalashnikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalashnikov)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2003, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-is-this-dirty-harrys-new-sidearm/154972/51 "2003-02-19T13:34:34Z")

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OK, that one might be real.

My apologies, some sites (such as the security arms site linked to above) list the Birdman/Barrett .50 pistols as if they were real and I assumed that was what you had seen. I know other people have been fooled by their joke.

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**Author:** ![Texican](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ebca7d/32.png) [@Texican](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Texican)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2003, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-is-this-dirty-harrys-new-sidearm/154972/52 "2003-02-19T13:59:50Z")

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> \*Originally posted by 2trew \*  
> \*\*I wonder how long it’ll be before somebody’s sitting around with their new S&W and lamenting the fact that it’s less powerful than a .30/06 and decides to buy up some 20mm. anti-aircraft ammunition and see what they can build around that. \*\*

Do you know where to get some?

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