# So... uh.. what do you look like? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2000, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438 "2000-08-31T03:28:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438/41 "2000-08-31T16:40:37Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Jack Batty \* > Struuter - Raquel Welch circa 1968._\* Hmmmm. Okay by me. There are a few similarities…operative word being ‘few’…but they’re there. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438/42 "2000-08-31T16:47:01Z")
Oooh. Someone do me. This should be interesting. I love hearing what people think of me. ---
**Author:** ![Sauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Sauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sauron)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438/43 "2000-08-31T18:39:48Z")
Let’s see. I’m thinking early- to mid-20s, on the petite side. Of course, very active and bubbly. Chestnut or blonde hair. Close? Or pathetically off-base? By the way, am I the only one that thinks “Hypergirl” would be a cool name for a superhero? ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438/44 "2000-08-31T18:51:14Z")
ooh! Ooh! Pick me! Pick me! ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438/45 "2000-08-31T19:01:34Z")
I wanna be Nocturn!!! That was a cool description homer! ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438/46 "2000-08-31T22:20:48Z")
Who WANTS to be Nocturne? Oh, I am so, so loved. Thank you, all my fans (Whammo.) And yes, that was a very cool description Homer. I will have to use it for my sig now. ---
**Author:** ![Ad\_Noctum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@Ad\_Noctum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ad_Noctum)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438/47 "2000-08-31T22:43:31Z")
Wonder what you all think of me 🙂 (I’ma guy) I’ll give you that to go on ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438/48 "2000-08-31T22:57:15Z")
Hmmm… sk8rixtx looks li… oh wait. Eh, well, I’m curious about what you people think of me, even though I believe none of you really think of me ever… \*sniffle. No really what do I look like? ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438/49 "2000-08-31T23:28:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ad Noctum \* > \*\*Wonder what you all think of me 🙂 > (I’ma guy) > I’ll give you that to go on \*\* a lighter shade of nocturne? Since you’re just approaching night… & I’ve said it before & I’ll say it again - do me, someone do me! WAH! why does no one listen to me?! ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438/50 "2000-08-31T23:46:42Z")
> [@](#): > > Wolfman - Young guy with a wild streak. Hehe, change that to “trying to pretend he’s still a young guy …” and you’d be pretty close to reality. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438/51 "2000-09-01T00:03:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fierra \* > \*\*& I’ve said it before & I’ll say it again - do me, someone do me! WAH! why does no one listen to me?! \*\* I’m thinking small with pointy ears, hangs around in the forest dressed in green tights giving travellers a hard time: telling impossible riddles, answering questions with questions, giving horrible directions (“you’re going where? nah, you can’t get there from here. you have to go back where you started from and try again”) ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438/52 "2000-09-01T03:01:59Z")
(I’ve given enough clues; let’s see if anybody’s been paying attention.) DOOOOOOOOO MEEEEEEEEE!!! ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438/53 "2000-09-01T05:59:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \* > **AudreyK - Attractively maternal.** Hmmmmm. As maternal as a 23 year-old can be, I guess. 🙂 For a lot of dopers, I don’t even picture them as human. Okay, that sounds mean, but for some, I imagine some pretty strange things: xizor: I don’t know why, but I think of a really cool robot. Lizard: a gecko, like the one I just flicked off the screen door. Gunslinger: the Marlboro Man Jack Batty: a cross between Dracula and Jack Skellington from The Nightmare Before Christmas. He always has a bowl of Potato Stroganoff Hamburger Helper nearby. Whammo: Wasn’t there a toy manufacturer called Whammo? dropzone: a FedEx parcel drop-off box. tatertot: a crispy, golden brown tatertot. UncleBeer: Homer Simpson ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438/54 "2000-09-01T08:58:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*\*Originally posted by Jack Batty \* > > Anniz - Petite blond wrapped in furs sitting next to a fire place. > \*\* Cool, someone did me, thanks. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438/55 "2000-09-01T09:21:42Z")
Have a go, homer! ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438/56 "2000-09-01T09:25:08Z")
Oh do me ! Do me, somebody anybody, DO ME ! I’ve never said that befor… uh, never mind. ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438/57 "2000-09-01T10:56:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by xizor \* > > I’m thinking small with pointy ears, hangs around in the forest dressed in green tights giving travellers a hard time: telling impossible riddles, answering questions with questions, giving horrible directions (“you’re going where? nah, you can’t get there from here. you have to go back where you started from and try again”) \*\* Thanks for the description xizor - Mischievous forest sprite,hmm?? Oh and just green tights?!? I’ve read too much star wars to see you as anything other than a colour changing, humanoid reptile with a pony tail! How are the pheromones? ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438/58 "2000-09-01T11:16:52Z")
> [@](#): > > tatertot: a crispy, golden brown tatertot. Add my little french fry arms and you’re right on target, Audrey. 🙂 I see **Ayesha** as having a long mane of blonde hair, curvy figure and a michievious sparkle in her eyes. I also picture her as a flamboyant dresser. I think that **Audrey** would look like me, but more so. That’s a compliment, btw. Think the younger, prettier version of Tracy. Oh, and me the real me, not me in my potato persona. Whenever I think of **Dry** , I think of a japanimation guy, with funky hair. You know, I wouldn’t have to imagine him if he’d just send a dang picture. ---
**Author:** ![SkeptiJess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SkeptiJess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkeptiJess)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438/59 "2000-09-01T12:23:53Z")
> [@](#): > > I always wondered if people would see my username and think “Green Bean = string bean = tall and skinny.” (My username has absolutely nothing to do with the vegetable, anyway.) Actually, this is _exactly_ how I was thinking of you, Green Bean! To compensate for my depressing predictability with Green Bean, I’m gonna abandon the obvious choice of _Homer=the Simpson patriarch_ and say that, to me, Homer will always be a fat guy with no arms or legs flying over a fence. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438/60 "2000-09-01T14:48:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* > Hmmmmm. As maternal as a 23 year-old can be, I guess. 🙂 > \*\* Allow me to explain - First I had no idea how old you are (12 yrs younger than me) and for some reason, when I here the name Audrey, the first thing that pops into my head is “Audrey Meadows”. Also you were the first person to acknowledge my juvenile Hamburger Helper references - I just felt so loved {sniff}. And, Hey guys . . . > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anniz \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*\*\*Originally posted by Jack Batty \* > > > > Anniz - Petite blond wrapped in furs sitting next to a fire place. > > \*\* > > Cool, someone did me, thanks. \*\* I did Anniz. Envy me. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438.md?page=4)