# So... uh.. what do you look like? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2000, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438 "2000-08-31T03:28:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438/81 "2000-09-02T16:02:07Z")
> [@](#): > > Tatertot, I don’t usually say this to women but, I love you ! Will you marry me ? Of course! I’ve always said what I needed was a wife. 🙂 > [@](#): > > tatertot: Blonde, green eyes. Attractive, but motherly, but not off-puttingly so For the record, I have dark brown hair and brown eyes. I’ll keep the attractive part, though. And for the record, what would off-puttingly motherly look like? > [@](#): > > Well, what about those nude pictures you promised me? They’re coming, they’re coming. It’s just taking me longer than expected to paste my head on Naomi Campbell’s body. **Drainbead** , I’ve already seen a picture of you, but I must say you look a lot like what I expected. Very pretty. And if you have kids with Brian, they are going to have HAIR! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438/82 "2000-09-02T16:25:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Homer \* > \*\*Fierra: I always associate this name with Feria, the hair dye, which I always associate with the black model they use, the one with the dyed blonde hair. Although, I must admit, the faerie/little people description is a good one. > > iampunha: I see nothing but a Paddy Noshirt. Maybe in a kilt, with the bagpipes, but you’re still not wearing your shirt. My eyes, oh, my eyes! 😃 > \*\* 1. Unless I missed something in the briefing, Fierra’s haircolor ain’t dyed blonde. 2. Your fault for clicking on my picture:) Also your fault for going to too many porn sites. ---
**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438/83 "2000-09-02T17:39:20Z")
mojo57, Wrooorrrr. O.K., you have first dibs. Then again, whatcha up to tonight? Maybe you and I can… Hey! Get outta here Nocturne! Her and I were havin fun. Ahem… Where’d I’d leave off baby? You and I in an intimate… Bye the way, I’m a white guy. Not Mr. PimpDaddy that these people think I am. Where was I, Uhmm… Yeah! Nice and smooth, ohh, you so nasty! Your a babe! SMILE! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438/84 "2000-09-02T17:56:34Z")
Baby I am smiling 😃 Intimate position… OK Compromising, intimate position … really OK Position # 305 in the Kama Sutra… We’ll just have to see if we can work that out! As far as tonight though , I’m afraid I’ll have to take a raincheck. I have another commitment. Mr. 57 and I have a reservation at Madame Priscilla’s Burning House of Love and Pancakes that took 4 months on the waiting list to get into and I must say I am pretty excited about it. 😉 Don’t worry about the Mr. though, he don’t mind if you don’t. Hell, someone has to run the video equipment. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438/85 "2000-09-02T18:03:11Z")
Those who haven’t already seen my pics, do me. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438/86 "2000-09-02T18:14:17Z")
Ok, I want in on this too. How do you people see me? And try to refrain from the obvious superhero references my name implies. “BratMan” is **NOT** derived from “Batman” ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438/87 "2000-09-02T18:48:13Z")
Well, my friend Monica has a cat named Brat, so every time i see your name, I picture a grey cat-man with a pointy face, dressed up in a cape. Kinda like a more evil version of the episode of Tom and Jerry when Tom somehow turned into a superhero of some sort (which I only remember vaguely, and even that only because I dressed up as Tom from that particular episode for Halloween when I was 3. I was a weird-ass kid). Anyway, that’s how I picture you. If you ever get Chrono Cross, picture Lynx, only as a grey cat and with a more flashy superhero outfit, complete with cape, tights, and big-ass belt. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438/88 "2000-09-02T22:27:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BratMan007 \* > \*\*Ok, I want in on this too. How do you people see me? And try to refrain from the obvious superhero references my name implies. “BratMan” is **NOT** derived from “Batman” \*\* Must be that “007”. I think of Pierce Brosnan as James Bond. To be honest, my other mental image was of Michael Keaton as Bruce Wayne. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438/89 "2000-09-02T23:03:10Z")
although i haven’t been around in several weeks to a month and y’all probably don’t notice my posts, i’d feel honored and fawn at your feet if somebody’d ‘scribe me… an’ i’ll give ya a nickel ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438/90 "2000-09-02T23:41:13Z")
I have a feeling that I am going to live to regret this, but I am curious to know what kind of mental image my username evokes. **I** can’t even come up with anything, and I KNOW me! Scotti ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438/91 "2000-09-03T01:00:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Homer \* > > \*\*Fierra: I always associate this name with Feria, the hair dye, which I always associate with the black model they use, the one with the dyed blonde hair. Although, I must admit, the faerie/little people description is a good one. > > > > \*\* > > 1. Unless I missed something in the briefing, Fierra’s haircolor ain’t dyed blonde. > \*\* No, it’s not. Also, I don’t think we have Feria in this country (UK). I only worked out what it is from someone else’s post. I actually have longish (mid shoulderblades) dark blonde hair, hazel eyes - and I would give someone confusing directions to send them to the mazy marsh, rather than back to the beginning - after all, they _might_ find their way from there! & I’d wear slightly more than just tights - I’d get too cold otherwise - sorry to disappoint you, xizor! But I definitely like xizor’s description best! ---
**Author:** ![iksova](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/59ef9b/32.png) [@iksova](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iksova)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438/92 "2000-09-03T03:15:23Z")
Sauron…really tall, thin, dressed in black, 4 fingers on one hand. And vague but penetrating eyes. Hypergirl…I’d say about 16, sporty and really bad at history. (I don’t know why…) Someone do me…I know I’m new… ---
**Author:** ![honkytonkwillie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@honkytonkwillie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/honkytonkwillie)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438/93 "2000-09-03T09:58:18Z")
I’m just _dying_ for someone to do me! And I’ll even keep my pix off of the people pages for another week so as not to spoil the fun. ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438/94 "2000-09-03T11:21:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scotticher \* > \*\*I have a feeling that I am going to live to regret this, but I am curious to know what kind of mental image my username evokes. **I** can’t even come up with anything, and I KNOW me! > > Scotti \*\* Scotti, dear, don’t be upset, but I do picture the most adorable little scottish terrier, with a blue bow around it’s neck, looking up and wagging it’s tail…what can I say…I love critters… ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438/95 "2000-09-03T13:28:00Z")
Im gonna ressurect this thread as soon as i get to know some of you better, i just wanna be able to say “DO ME!!!” :D:D:D ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438/96 "2000-09-03T13:41:03Z")
**racinchikki** - ok, this may be somewhat obscure for some of you, but does anyone remember [Rikki-Tikki-Tavi](http://www.bnl.com/shorts/stories/rtt.html)? For some reason “mongoose” was the first thing I thought of when I saw that name. **Scotticher** - you’re a good-looking redhead wearing a mini-kilt. Nice legs. **honkeytonkwillie** - I envision a white-trash version of the President. No offense. **iksova** - I don’t know if you’re male or female, but with that name I’m leaning towards female, so I picture you as a mysterious and sexy Russian agent, like in a James Bond movie. **AudreyK** - I have to say that Audrey Hepburn was one of the first things to pop into my mind, beautiful and elegant. **hypergirl** - I picture a cute, although in need of some tranquilizors, young woman. Give her a year or two and she may be old enough to do what we’re doing in the flirtation thread. (I have a feeling if you snuggled onto my lap IRL, I may get taken to jail) ---
**Author:** ![iksova](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/59ef9b/32.png) [@iksova](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iksova)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438/97 "2000-09-03T15:10:13Z")
Thanks Bratman…And yaas I’m F…As for you, I’m hearing 007 music but I’m seeing Colin Mochrie (Whose line is it Anyway?). Doesn’t help that I watched it this morning 🙂 AudreyK: I’m thinking the plant in little shop of horrors. Feed me, Seymour! Racinchikki: Small, lithe, dressed in bright racin’ colours and leather gloves. honkytonkwillie: You must be about 7 feet tall, man! Do you have to duck through most doorways? maybe its just the hat. Cisco: Tall, hansom dude, commanding, (a starbase, in fact) Oh, and growlyfromthedepthsthisbetterbegood voice… iampunha: Too late, I already saw your picture. Drain Bead: No idea…grey hair, green eyes? vanilla: Satisfied mom, hint of crazy…in a good way, of course! ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438/98 "2000-09-03T16:12:36Z")
Thanks, Bratman and Trouble Again. Guess which one of those descriptions I like better? Scotti woof woof ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438/99 "2000-09-03T20:36:31Z")
thanks, iksova and bratman a MONGOOSE? lol i’ve read the book rikki-tikki-tavi but i still don’t know what a mongoose looks like – a ferret? ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438/100 "2000-09-03T20:52:31Z")
Mongooses are related to weasels and ferrets. IIRC they grow to about 4 feet long. I’d post a link to a pic for you, but I’m too lazy to do a search right now. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-uh-what-do-you-look-like/31438.md?page=6)