# "So we were out walking the iguana today..." and other rare sentences

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**Created:** [June 26, 2018, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-we-were-out-walking-the-iguana-today-and-other-rare-sentences/816807 "2018-06-26T23:32:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2018, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-we-were-out-walking-the-iguana-today-and-other-rare-sentences/816807/25 "2018-07-07T00:19:58Z")

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I bust up every time I remember this:

> [@Betcha never read that before](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/betcha-never-read-that-before/419103/21):
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> “You know what? Fuck it, you dimwits are on your own,” spake Jesus, and lo, Jesus did command Bartholomew to give him a piggy-back ride home.

From this thread:  
[https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=8978466#](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=8978466#)

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