# So what are the uses for an amputated testicle? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 28, 2010, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-are-the-uses-for-an-amputated-testicle/562189 "2010-11-28T18:49:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-are-the-uses-for-an-amputated-testicle/562189/41 "2010-11-30T01:24:03Z")
> [@Rysdad](#): > > That’s what Zimmern said. I agree totally. That IS what Zimmern said! btw, who’s Zimmern??? Best wishes, hh ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-are-the-uses-for-an-amputated-testicle/562189/42 "2010-11-30T03:06:13Z")
[Paddle-ball?](http://www.macstoys.nl/Wantlist/WantlistFoto%27s/1970%20Paddle%20Ball%20Game%20USA.jpg) Oh, like you think its the first ball he’s ever had in his mouth…? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-are-the-uses-for-an-amputated-testicle/562189/43 "2010-11-30T03:51:08Z")
Surely you know somebody who’s half nuts. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-are-the-uses-for-an-amputated-testicle/562189/44 "2010-11-30T04:10:49Z")
He can get [one of these](http://www.catapultkits.com/) and have some serious fun! ---
**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-are-the-uses-for-an-amputated-testicle/562189/45 "2010-12-02T04:11:37Z")
Impale it on a large stake, and post it as a warning to others. “The last door-to-door salesman who knocked on my door … had to leave something behind …” [evil laughter] ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-are-the-uses-for-an-amputated-testicle/562189/46 "2010-12-02T04:27:38Z")
> [@handsomeharry](#): > > btw, who’s Zimmern??? He’s [this guy.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75vm9ik5pjo) He eats weird stuff. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-are-the-uses-for-an-amputated-testicle/562189/47 "2010-12-02T09:24:27Z")
What’s wrong with keeping it in a jar as a warning to others? ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-are-the-uses-for-an-amputated-testicle/562189/48 "2010-12-02T09:57:15Z")
Hackie Sack (NSFW lyrics…questionable video, too): [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_ozSSseCh3U#t=1m25](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ozSSseCh3U#t=1m25) ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-are-the-uses-for-an-amputated-testicle/562189/49 "2010-12-02T10:37:05Z")
When out drinking drop it in your drink if you go to the bathroom. No-one will swipe your drink. ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-are-the-uses-for-an-amputated-testicle/562189/50 "2010-12-02T11:59:06Z")
Amputated testicles are great entertainment for post-divorce girls’ nights out! ---
**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-are-the-uses-for-an-amputated-testicle/562189/51 "2010-12-02T13:21:20Z")
I grew up on a farm, and when we castrated pigs, we threw the balls to the other pigs to eat, they would fight over them. No sure what advice that is for your friend, but I wouldn’t be eating over at his house anytime soon. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-are-the-uses-for-an-amputated-testicle/562189.md?page=2)