# So, What Are You Buying Will & Kate For Their Upcoming Wedding Gift? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 17, 2010, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-are-you-buying-will-kate-for-their-upcoming-wedding-gift/560940 "2010-11-17T03:09:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2010, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-are-you-buying-will-kate-for-their-upcoming-wedding-gift/560940/1 "2010-11-17T03:09:53Z")
I am sure Buckingham Palace is writing your invitation to the Royal Wedding as you read this, and was wondering what appropriate gift you intend to buy for them? I think you can never go wrong with a Walmart gift card. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2010, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-are-you-buying-will-kate-for-their-upcoming-wedding-gift/560940/2 "2010-11-17T03:11:22Z")
I was thinking of a set of DVDs and an iPod. ---
**Author:** ![Rushgeekgirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rushgeekgirl/32/3715_2.png) [@Rushgeekgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rushgeekgirl)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2010, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-are-you-buying-will-kate-for-their-upcoming-wedding-gift/560940/3 "2010-11-17T03:40:40Z")
His and Her Ped-eggs. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2010, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-are-you-buying-will-kate-for-their-upcoming-wedding-gift/560940/4 "2010-11-17T04:05:31Z")
Wait, can I change mine to Chia Obama? ---
**Author:** ![catastrophe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ec9cab/32.png) [@catastrophe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catastrophe)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2010, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-are-you-buying-will-kate-for-their-upcoming-wedding-gift/560940/5 "2010-11-17T04:41:26Z")
A good ice cream scoop. Everyone could use one of those … ---
**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2010, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-are-you-buying-will-kate-for-their-upcoming-wedding-gift/560940/6 "2010-11-17T04:44:22Z")
Ireland. Has it been done before? ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2010, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-are-you-buying-will-kate-for-their-upcoming-wedding-gift/560940/7 "2010-11-17T05:22:03Z")
I plan to give them something they will desperately need. Privacy. ---
**Author:** ![Hedda\_Rosa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hedda_rosa/32/1204_2.png) [@Hedda\_Rosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hedda_Rosa)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2010, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-are-you-buying-will-kate-for-their-upcoming-wedding-gift/560940/8 "2010-11-17T05:59:29Z")
A pickle fork. ---
**Author:** ![PeskiPiksi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e495f1/32.png) [@PeskiPiksi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PeskiPiksi)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2010, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-are-you-buying-will-kate-for-their-upcoming-wedding-gift/560940/9 "2010-11-17T06:17:17Z")
A pair of baby booties. Get crackin’, kids! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Woo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7c8e57/32.png) [@Dr.Woo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Woo)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2010, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-are-you-buying-will-kate-for-their-upcoming-wedding-gift/560940/10 "2010-11-17T23:21:39Z")
Funny you should mention it. In anticipation of answering my door and seeing the footman bearing my invitation, I was about to toddle on down to Target and see if they’re registered. Doesn’t every newly wedded couple need a pair of matching bunny slippers? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2010, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-are-you-buying-will-kate-for-their-upcoming-wedding-gift/560940/11 "2010-11-17T23:37:08Z")
Spencer Gifts has a lovely [gingerbread pornament](http://www.spencersonline.com/product/ginger-style-pornament/) they can hang on the tree for their first Christmas together. ---
**Author:** ![Markxxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@Markxxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Markxxx)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2010, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-are-you-buying-will-kate-for-their-upcoming-wedding-gift/560940/12 "2010-11-18T00:25:43Z")
A virginity repair kit 😃 ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2010, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-are-you-buying-will-kate-for-their-upcoming-wedding-gift/560940/13 "2010-11-18T00:39:42Z")
The porn DVD version of their relationship: **Big Prince Willie in _A Right Royal Orgy_** ---
**Author:** ![Staggerlee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/staggerlee/32/3134_2.png) [@Staggerlee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Staggerlee)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-are-you-buying-will-kate-for-their-upcoming-wedding-gift/560940/14 "2010-11-19T12:36:02Z")
A boozy Parisian chauffeur. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-are-you-buying-will-kate-for-their-upcoming-wedding-gift/560940/15 "2010-11-19T12:58:16Z")
A princes phone. ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-are-you-buying-will-kate-for-their-upcoming-wedding-gift/560940/16 "2010-11-19T15:00:08Z")
Zombie Oliver Cromwell. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-are-you-buying-will-kate-for-their-upcoming-wedding-gift/560940/17 "2010-11-19T15:06:45Z")
Call of Duty 4. ---
**Author:** ![Hello\_Again](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Hello\_Again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hello_Again)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-are-you-buying-will-kate-for-their-upcoming-wedding-gift/560940/18 "2010-11-19T15:07:07Z")
A Whirley-Pop! I’m sure they need one. Everyone does. ---
**Author:** ![MegaBee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f0a364/32.png) [@MegaBee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MegaBee)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-are-you-buying-will-kate-for-their-upcoming-wedding-gift/560940/19 "2010-11-19T15:11:13Z")
Genetic diversity ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-are-you-buying-will-kate-for-their-upcoming-wedding-gift/560940/20 "2010-11-19T18:26:32Z")
I’m going to give them New Jersey. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-are-you-buying-will-kate-for-their-upcoming-wedding-gift/560940.md?page=2)