# So what DID Little Bunny Foo Foo do to the field mice?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-did-little-bunny-foo-foo-do-to-the-field-mice/500651>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 22, 2009, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-did-little-bunny-foo-foo-do-to-the-field-mice/500651 "2009-06-22T21:33:01Z")\
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**Author:** ![supergoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@supergoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/supergoose)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-did-little-bunny-foo-foo-do-to-the-field-mice/500651/81 "2009-06-25T20:54:17Z")

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Huh. I learned:

Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts  
Mutilated monkey meat,  
**Chopped up baby parakeet**  
…  
However, my Monkeys Jumping on the Bed was the sanitized version, and Little Bunny Foo Foo bopped his mice on the head.

Female, 25, Maryland

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**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-did-little-bunny-foo-foo-do-to-the-field-mice/500651/82 "2009-06-25T21:13:08Z")

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Bopping. Female, 30, NY

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**Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-did-little-bunny-foo-foo-do-to-the-field-mice/500651/83 "2009-06-25T21:27:56Z")

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“Boppin’ 'em on the head.”

Male.

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**Author:** ![Baby\_Driver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@Baby\_Driver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baby_Driver)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-did-little-bunny-foo-foo-do-to-the-field-mice/500651/84 "2009-06-26T14:36:52Z")

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Another vote for boppin’em.

Female, 21, learned the song in Michigan. Always hated that song. I think it was the impending doom of the countdown (I’ll give you **three** chances…I’ll give you **two** chances… **this is your last chance** …). I got very nervous on Bunny Foo Foo’s behalf…

“No, little bunny! Don’t look in the window or the zombies will eat you!!!”

Plus, we never really knew what a goon was, which made the trasformation at the end all the more horrific.

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-did-little-bunny-foo-foo-do-to-the-field-mice/500651/85 "2009-06-26T14:53:49Z")

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> [@Sampiro](#):
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> So far, “8 boppings on the head” and “1 jizzing” (same as Ike & Tina’s wedding night)

wrong wrong wrong… 😃

Bopping, Male, Seattle 1967-1985. But to be fair I never heard the rhyme until I was in the Army in 1993. Heard it from a guy from New Orleans. Those were complex times.

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**Author:** ![Risha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5fc32e/32.png) [@Risha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Risha)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-did-little-bunny-foo-foo-do-to-the-field-mice/500651/86 "2009-06-26T15:26:01Z")

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Female, 30s, northeast U.S.

It was “boppin”, and the bumping / “no more monkeys” version of Five Little Monkeys song, and we did the “mama” version of popping off the dandelion heads.

But our version of the GreasyGrimyGopherGuts didn’t have a unique fourth line, and the last line was slightly different:

_Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts  
Mutilated monkey meat  
Dirty turdy birdie feet  
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts  
And I forgot my spoon!_

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**Author:** ![Sauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Sauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sauron)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-did-little-bunny-foo-foo-do-to-the-field-mice/500651/87 "2009-06-26T15:34:32Z")

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I’m a boppin’ 42-year-old male from Alabama.

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**Author:** ![sciurophobic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cab0a1/32.png) [@sciurophobic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sciurophobic)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-did-little-bunny-foo-foo-do-to-the-field-mice/500651/88 "2009-06-26T15:48:25Z")

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> [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](#):
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> Bopping them on the head. I’ve never heard “popping off their heads”. Grew up 1970’s southern California.

Same time. Same place. Same bopping. Learned it in school, so there was no gender distinction.

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-did-little-bunny-foo-foo-do-to-the-field-mice/500651/89 "2009-06-26T15:55:07Z")

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> [@Sauron](#):
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> I’m a boppin’ 42-year-old male from Alabama.

Evil Sauron foo-foo blazing in the tower  
Seeking out the ring bearer and fukkin with his head!

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**Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-did-little-bunny-foo-foo-do-to-the-field-mice/500651/90 "2009-06-26T15:59:07Z")

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> [@supergoose](#):
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> Huh. I learned:
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> Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts  
> Mutilated monkey meat,  
> **Chopped up baby parakeet**

Yep, the secret sauce was chopped baby parakeet for me too.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-did-little-bunny-foo-foo-do-to-the-field-mice/500651/91 "2009-06-26T16:19:06Z")

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Male. 39. North Carolina.

Little Bunny Foo-foo would usually bop the field mice, but would occasionally bonk them, too.

The monkeys would break their heads, but when Mama would call the Doctor, the doctor would say, “No more monkeys jumping on the bed.”

And a lovely meal would consist of:  
Great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts  
Mutilated monkey meat  
Little, dirty birdie feet  
French fried eyeballs rolling 'round the toilet seat.

Oops, I forgot my spoon,  
But I’ve got my straaaaaawwwwww.

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**Author:** ![kelly5078](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6f9a4e/32.png) [@kelly5078](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kelly5078)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-did-little-bunny-foo-foo-do-to-the-field-mice/500651/92 "2009-06-26T16:47:58Z")

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I never heard of Little Bunny Foo Foo as a kid; I learned it from my wife. She sings, “And bashin’ 'em on the head.” I like that better than “bop”.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-did-little-bunny-foo-foo-do-to-the-field-mice/500651/93 "2009-06-26T19:14:13Z")

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Male, 39, MD, Boppin’

My memory:

Great big globs of greasy grimy gopher guts  
mutilated monkey meat  
chopped up baby parakeet  
French fried eyeballs floating in a sea of blood  
and I forgot my spoon

…but I brought my straaaaaaaaw!

Never heard the monkeys on the bed.

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**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-did-little-bunny-foo-foo-do-to-the-field-mice/500651/94 "2009-06-26T21:33:22Z")

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Great green globs, etc.  
Mutilated monkey meat  
Putrefacted piggie feet  
French fried eyeballs - goodness, what a tasty treat!  
And I forgot my spoon. (No straw available.)

Pretty sure the piggie feet line is my own invention, as I didn’t like whatever it was I replaced.

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