# So, What DO you do with the money, fuckheads? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 21, 2007, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-do-with-the-money-fuckheads/427353 "2007-11-21T19:18:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-do-with-the-money-fuckheads/427353/41 "2007-11-21T21:01:48Z")
[QUOTE=Liberal] You knew (or should have known) how this would turn out. Why are you lashing out beyond simply what you said in the OP? [/QUOTE] DNFTT ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-do-with-the-money-fuckheads/427353/42 "2007-11-21T21:08:10Z")
They’ve been giving it all to me. Muahahaha. ---
**Author:** ![Mycroft\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mycroft\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mycroft_H)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-do-with-the-money-fuckheads/427353/43 "2007-11-21T21:10:59Z")
My guestimate matches the $45,000 that **gazpacho** came up with. I find it hard to figure out how that even covers the server(s), electricity and a part time person to fix problems, upgrade software and feed the hamsters. It’s a good thing all the moderators volunteer their time to keeps things running as smoothly as they do. (I’ve glimpsed some pretty bad unmoderated boards. Yuck!) I would expect/hope that any minimal revenue from the Google ads goes to support the main Reader organization. I pay less for my membership but get more enjoyment on the SDMB than for any of the magazines I subscribe to. In fact, I spend more on gas getting to and from work in one day than I did for SDMB membership this year. What a great deal! No complaints from me. And no, that is not rolling over or sucking up to the Mods. It is being a realist and recognizing a good thing when I’m in it. ---
**Author:** ![Jolly\_Roger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/91b2a8/32.png) [@Jolly\_Roger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jolly_Roger)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-do-with-the-money-fuckheads/427353/44 "2007-11-21T21:11:26Z")
[QUOTE=Liberal] You knew (or should have known) how this would turn out. Why are you lashing out beyond simply what you said in the OP? [/QUOTE] Its called trolling. Sometimes they’re amusing. Too bad this isn’t one of those times. ---
**Author:** ![Zambini57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/4491bb/32.png) [@Zambini57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zambini57)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-do-with-the-money-fuckheads/427353/45 "2007-11-21T21:13:33Z")
[QUOTE=Tuckerfan] DNFTT [/QUOTE] Oh yeah, good Tuckerfan. So, I’m a troll now. Why don’t you research some of my posts and see how much “trolling” I’ve done? But, you’ve covered your ass. You have to. Otherwise, who would read your sci-fi fantasies you dream up while cranking out filing cabinet door roller tracks in that machine shop you slave away (by your own admission) in? I don’t troll. I may be offensive sometimes, but that’s life, it’s not trolling. Did I make a stink when you posted about that girl in your truck and the gearshift thing? No. I thought it was funny. If you are one of the ones I was referring to earlier, if you NEED the SDMB and are afraid to be critical of it, then maybe you should just stay out. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-do-with-the-money-fuckheads/427353/46 "2007-11-21T21:14:12Z")
[QUOTE=Nzinga, Seated] Can I think that the SDMB is god _and_ think the board runs shitty sometimes? Because I believe that the SDMB is god and that the board runs shitty sometimes. [/QUOTE] I prefer to think of the board as Zeus or perhaps Aphrodite. Divine in inspiration and fun but prone to flaking out or being otherwise unresponsive. ---
**Author:** ![Zambini57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/4491bb/32.png) [@Zambini57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zambini57)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-do-with-the-money-fuckheads/427353/47 "2007-11-21T21:17:05Z")
[QUOTE=Mycroft H.] My guestimate matches the $45,000 that **gazpacho** came up with. I find it hard to figure out how that even covers the server(s), electricity and a part time person to fix problems, upgrade software and feed the hamsters. It’s a good thing all the moderators volunteer their time to keeps things running as smoothly as they do. (I’ve glimpsed some pretty bad unmoderated boards. Yuck!) I would expect/hope that any minimal revenue from the Google ads goes to support the main Reader organization. I pay less for my membership but get more enjoyment on the SDMB than for any of the magazines I subscribe to. In fact, I spend more on gas getting to and from work in one day than I did for SDMB membership this year. What a great deal! No complaints from me. And no, that is not rolling over or sucking up to the Mods. It is being a realist and recognizing a good thing when I’m in it. [/QUOTE] I’d like to hear about gazpachos estimate. Link? If what he says is correct, and others validate it, then we’ll see if I eat crow. ---
**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-do-with-the-money-fuckheads/427353/48 "2007-11-21T21:18:04Z")
You obviously don’t want the opinions of the members of the board on this one: why not just do this via email, if you’re really interested in an answer? If you’re interested in stirring up trouble, then don’t get pissy and defensive when people call you a troll. ---
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-do-with-the-money-fuckheads/427353/49 "2007-11-21T21:18:16Z")
[QUOTE=Zambini57] I’d like to hear about gazpachos estimate. Link? [/QUOTE] You’re an idiot. ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-do-with-the-money-fuckheads/427353/50 "2007-11-21T21:19:28Z")
The fact that the board can go down and come right back up with in minutes any time of day makes me think that the money is being well-spent on someone who gives a shit enough to come in and fix a stupid, non-integral message board any time of day. Does your cable ever go out? How about your phone service? Do you ever get a dropped call phone call? I bet you pay a hell of a lot more for those services than this one. And they’re a lot more important to your life than the SDMB. How much “documentation” do you get from them when something goes wrong? ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-do-with-the-money-fuckheads/427353/51 "2007-11-21T21:20:09Z")
[QUOTE=Jolly Roger] Its called trolling. Sometimes they’re amusing. Too bad this isn’t one of those times. [/QUOTE] That does it. I want someone to define ‘troll’ for me right now. I want it defined, then I want us all to sign that definition in blood and swear to SDMB Almighty to never hurl the word again if it does not meet the agreed upon definition. ---
**Author:** ![Zambini57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/4491bb/32.png) [@Zambini57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zambini57)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-do-with-the-money-fuckheads/427353/52 "2007-11-21T21:26:48Z")
[QUOTE=Bosstone] You’re an idiot. [/QUOTE] Brilliant comeback. I’m in awe. It’s the 300 post thing, isn’t it? If I had 8,000 posts, you’d all be lining up to kiss my ass, and stick it to the Corporate Greed. You know you would. I’ve been lurking on this board before many of you could tell a computer keyboard from your ass. I was here before Guinastasia made the first of her 40,000 posts. I know how this place works. ---
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-do-with-the-money-fuckheads/427353/53 "2007-11-21T21:28:13Z")
[QUOTE=Zambini57] It’s the 300 post thing, isn’t it? [/QUOTE] More the fact that you can’t read your own thread, genius. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-do-with-the-money-fuckheads/427353/54 "2007-11-21T21:28:34Z")
**Zambini** is joining the Peace Corps. He’s been told that he is to be posted to a village in Paraguay, where he will not be able to access the internet, and should expect to be there for two years. Given that this will make it impossible for him to maintain his membership active until his return, he is trying to obtain $15.00 worth of entertainment for himself by staging a spectacular meltdown. The preceding is entirely made up. But it does fit the evidence available so far, yes? 😃 And why can’t I assign the same colors to my smilies that I can assign to text? If I was joining the Peace Corps, I’d probably start a Pit thread about it. 😃 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-do-with-the-money-fuckheads/427353/55 "2007-11-21T21:30:47Z")
It’s not that we’re afraid of pissing off the admins of the board if we complain. It’s just that the sex is so good… ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-do-with-the-money-fuckheads/427353/56 "2007-11-21T21:31:15Z")
[QUOTE=Liberal] You knew (or should have known) how this would turn out. [/QUOTE] Dude, what makes you think that wasn’t his intention? ---
**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-do-with-the-money-fuckheads/427353/57 "2007-11-21T21:31:48Z")
[QUOTE=Zambini57] So, I’m a troll now. Why don’t you research some of my posts and see how much “trolling” I’ve done? [/QUOTE] While I make no claims as to your troll-hood, it is pretty clear you’re an asshole. If you hate the place so much, just fucking leave already. You and your $15 will NOT be missed. ---
**Author:** ![Zambini57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/4491bb/32.png) [@Zambini57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zambini57)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-do-with-the-money-fuckheads/427353/58 "2007-11-21T21:32:53Z")
[QUOTE=kaylasdad99] **Zambini** is joining the Peace Corps. He’s been told that he is to be posted to a village in Paraguay, where he will not be able to access the internet, and should expect to be there for two years. Given that this will make it impossible for him to maintain his membership active until his return, he is trying to obtain $15.00 worth of entertainment for himself by staging a spectacular meltdown. The preceding is entirely made up. But it does fit the evidence available so far, yes? 😃 And why can’t I assign the same colors to my smilies that I can assign to text? If I was joining the Peace Corps, I’d probably start a Pit thread about it. 😃 😃 [/QUOTE] Uh huh. You melted down years ago, and you’re still here. Remember? ---
**Author:** ![Zambini57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/4491bb/32.png) [@Zambini57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zambini57)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-do-with-the-money-fuckheads/427353/59 "2007-11-21T21:34:32Z")
[QUOTE=Turek] While I make no claims as to your troll-hood, it is pretty clear you’re an asshole. If you hate the place so much, just fucking leave already. You and your $15 will NOT be missed. [/QUOTE] And another scared SDMB ass-kisser checks in. You must be a doormat in real life. Oh well. The world needs doormats. Makes my life easier. ---
**Author:** ![LilShieste](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@LilShieste](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilShieste)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-do-with-the-money-fuckheads/427353/60 "2007-11-21T21:34:42Z")
[QUOTE=Zambini57] Let’s just cut to the chase. I know there are many, many computer experts out there who can state how much it would cost to run and maintain a message board of this type. I’d like to hear from them. I’d like to hear dollars and cents, and i would like to hear about the hardware and software involved. [/QUOTE] Computer guy checking in… 100 bucks. Broken down: [ul] [li] $0 - Cheap-o database[/li][li] $5 - Flashy front page (expensive images, etc.)[/li][li] $5 - Better leave some money with which to pay the staff (saltine crackers, etc.)[/li][li] $10 - Bribe _x_ number of people to join. (Because, I mean, who the hell pays to join a site that’s always been “shitty”?)[/li][li] $10 - Hamster fund (they’re fragile little bastards)[/li][li] $5 - Hookers and coke fund (this isn’t the pool; it’s “just in case” money)[/li][li] $65 - Pay for the bandwidth used by members to bitch and gripe about your site.[/li][/ul] Of course, this can vary from site-to-site, but I hope it helps. LilShieste [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-do-with-the-money-fuckheads/427353.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-do-with-the-money-fuckheads/427353.md?page=4)