# So what do you think Me and Julio did down by the schoolyard?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 11, 2014, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-think-me-and-julio-did-down-by-the-schoolyard/683446 "2014-03-11T15:43:01Z")\
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**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-think-me-and-julio-did-down-by-the-schoolyard/683446/21 "2014-03-11T20:57:59Z")

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Guess we’ll have to find a library that has old issues of Newsweek.

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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-think-me-and-julio-did-down-by-the-schoolyard/683446/22 "2014-03-11T22:10:58Z")

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The were obviously smuggling Diamonds in Rosie’s shoes.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-think-me-and-julio-did-down-by-the-schoolyard/683446/23 "2014-03-11T22:26:08Z")

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> [@wolfman](#):
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> The were obviously smuggling Diamonds in Rosie’s shoes.

Diamonds? In the soles of her shoes? Inconceivable!

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**Author:** ![ZenBeam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/3ab097/32.png) [@ZenBeam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZenBeam)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-think-me-and-julio-did-down-by-the-schoolyard/683446/24 "2014-03-11T22:38:26Z")

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I’m not telling. And neither is Julio, if he knows what’s good for him.

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**Author:** ![Octarine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/22d042/32.png) [@Octarine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Octarine)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-think-me-and-julio-did-down-by-the-schoolyard/683446/25 "2014-03-11T23:15:42Z")

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Well, whatever it was, it was pretty bad; everyone else involved is probably on a Train in the Distance by now. Julio can take it, though - he’s a real rock. Maybe even an island.

Song references aside, when listening to this song recently, I heard one word that could be taken a couple ways. Mama could have run to the “corner” station or the “coroner’s” station, which really changes the whole song. Looking up the lyrics, it’s down as “police” station, which I don’t hear at all. Them being gay is something that never occurred to me, but it makes the most sense.

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**Author:** ![Number](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/number/32/242_2.png) [@Number](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Number)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-think-me-and-julio-did-down-by-the-schoolyard/683446/26 "2014-03-11T23:55:38Z")

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They were eating chicken and eggs at a Chinese restaurant.

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-think-me-and-julio-did-down-by-the-schoolyard/683446/27 "2014-03-11T23:59:49Z")

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> [@Octarine](#):
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> Song references aside, when listening to this song recently, I heard one word that could be taken a couple ways. Mama could have run to the “corner” station or the “coroner’s” station, which really changes the whole song. Looking up the lyrics, it’s down as “police” station, which I don’t hear at all. Them being gay is something that never occurred to me, but it makes the most sense.

It’s always been “Police Station” as long as I’ve known. Sung as “Po-Lice” with the accent on the first syllable.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2014, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-think-me-and-julio-did-down-by-the-schoolyard/683446/28 "2014-03-12T04:20:10Z")

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I always assumed that  
\*And when the radical priest  
Come to get me released  
We was all on the cover of Newsweek  
\*refers to some Daniel Berrigan/Catonsville Nine sort of deal–the more we hear about the narrator and Julio, the more expansive their list of crimes becomes. It was the “yadda yadda yadda” of Corona.

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**Author:** ![Simplicio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simplicio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simplicio)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2014, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-think-me-and-julio-did-down-by-the-schoolyard/683446/29 "2014-03-12T05:31:37Z")

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Unfortunately, all the evidence was destroyed when Billie Joe threw it off the Tallahatchie bridge, so we may never know.

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**Author:** ![randompattern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7993a0/32.png) [@randompattern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/randompattern)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2014, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-think-me-and-julio-did-down-by-the-schoolyard/683446/30 "2014-03-12T05:35:37Z")

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I think it was A Bridge Over Troubled Water.

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**Author:** ![Jeff\_Lichtman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeff_lichtman/32/1531_2.png) [@Jeff\_Lichtman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeff_Lichtman)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2014, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-think-me-and-julio-did-down-by-the-schoolyard/683446/31 "2014-03-12T07:13:06Z")

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I think the fact that we don’t know what they did makes it a better song. It’s like Marcellus Wallace’s briefcase in Pulp Fiction - would it be better if we knew what was in it?

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2014, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-think-me-and-julio-did-down-by-the-schoolyard/683446/32 "2014-03-12T10:41:55Z")

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> [@Jeff\_Lichtman](#):
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> I think the fact that we don’t know what they did makes it a better song. It’s like Marcellus Wallace’s briefcase in Pulp Fiction - would it be better if we knew what was in it?

Yeah, I heard that Quinten looks down and spits on the ground every time that briefcase gets mentioned.  
mmm

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**Post date:** [March 12, 2014, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-think-me-and-julio-did-down-by-the-schoolyard/683446/33 "2014-03-12T10:45:22Z")

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don’t worry, Jesus loves them more than you can say…hey…hey…hey.

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**Author:** ![Simplicio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simplicio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simplicio)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2014, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-think-me-and-julio-did-down-by-the-schoolyard/683446/34 "2014-03-12T12:41:08Z")

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> [@Jeff\_Lichtman](#):
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> I think the fact that we don’t know what they did makes it a better song. It’s like Marcellus Wallace’s briefcase in Pulp Fiction - would it be better if we knew what was in it?

Guess that depends on what’s in it.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2014, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-think-me-and-julio-did-down-by-the-schoolyard/683446/35 "2014-03-15T15:11:48Z")

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> [@Simplicio](#):
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> Unfortunately, all the evidence was destroyed when Billie Joe threw it off the Tallahatchie bridge, so we may never know.

> [@randompattern](#):
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> I think it was A Bridge Over Troubled Water.

At 59th Street.

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**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2014, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-think-me-and-julio-did-down-by-the-schoolyard/683446/36 "2014-03-15T15:29:50Z")

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> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
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> At 59th Street.

3am.

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**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2014, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-think-me-and-julio-did-down-by-the-schoolyard/683446/37 "2014-03-15T15:33:19Z")

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> [@Reeses\_Monkey](#):
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> Drugs? Sex? Rock and roll? Whatever it was, it made Mama turn them in and somehow got a radical priest involved. What say you?

They were listening to an Art Garfunkel 8-track.

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**Author:** ![si\_blakely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@si\_blakely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/si_blakely)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-think-me-and-julio-did-down-by-the-schoolyard/683446/38 "2014-03-17T03:59:58Z")

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I suspect that what went down in the schoolyard has been written on the subway walls

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**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-think-me-and-julio-did-down-by-the-schoolyard/683446/39 "2014-03-17T05:18:22Z")

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Well, it was bound to be a better ride than what you had planned.

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-do-you-think-me-and-julio-did-down-by-the-schoolyard/683446/40 "2014-03-17T19:29:44Z")

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Yeah, well, who am I to blow against the wind?

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