Wow. Cher, what company do you work for, if it’s not a horribly snoopy question? Need a computer geek?
A committee is a lifeform with six or more legs and no brain.
I suggest for a week or so that you settle in and then take off your blouse. Whoever interrupts will be embarrassed enough not to try again. If they ask why, you can tell them something about medication or getting hot flashes while eating… or whatever :cool
I am a redhead, you see, and I do not tempt. I insist. -Cristi
hehehehee… I like all the suggestions, especially the part about having sex in my office. Unfortunately, all our offices have windows next to the doors, so it’s sorta hard to get nekked in 'em.
Pluto, quityerbitchin’. I tried my best to get you a job. Have I mentioned lately how high the stock’s been going? Oh yeah, my boss just came in last week and plopped down one of those nifty MS mice that doesn’t need a mousepad and has a super cool red light glowing out of it. Pretty neat, eh? (heheheheeeee…)
I work for the government, who else? Actually nobody sneaks naps but the boss, but he works hard, so I guess he’s entitled.
I don’t know about y’all, but when I see a door shut, I knock and walk on in. If somebody says they want to deal with it after lunch, that’s fine, if they don’t then I stay. It is. after all, a Place of Work and not a Place of Lunch. Having said that, I don’t have an office, a cubicle or a lunch hour anyway 
It only hurts when I laugh.