# So what does everyone want for Christmas?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-does-everyone-want-for-christmas/331940>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 20, 2005, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-does-everyone-want-for-christmas/331940 "2005-11-20T16:18:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Dante](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dante/32/9673_2.png) [@Dante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dante)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2005, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-does-everyone-want-for-christmas/331940/101 "2005-11-25T18:13:15Z")

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I can’t believe I’m the first…

I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!

Actually, I wanted a laptop, so I went out and bought one. So now, I just want a new pair of comfy slippers, and to lie around on Christmas day with my wife, covered in cats. Or with my cats, covered in my wife. Whatever.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2005, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-does-everyone-want-for-christmas/331940/102 "2005-11-25T19:51:28Z")

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> [@Avarie537](#):
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> SURE!!!
> 
> Email me (it’s in my profile) if you’re serious.
> 
> (Last year this thread turned into this kind of thing … “I’ve got it - you want it?”

I just emailed you, somewhat belatedly.

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I also want: not to wake up with the pain of TMJ.

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**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2005, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-does-everyone-want-for-christmas/331940/103 "2005-11-25T21:48:29Z")

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I want a digital camera because I need to take more pictures.  
Or an alarm system for my truck so my stereo doesn’t get stolen again.  
-foxy

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2005, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-does-everyone-want-for-christmas/331940/104 "2005-11-26T00:12:37Z")

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> [@Aesiron](#):
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> I just went over to Amazon to make sure the price was still the same on the DVD set and it looks like the $130 pricetag was for the one day only. It’s now up to $180 and if I can’t afford the $30 for my ear, I can’t afford $80 for DVDs. The money my dad sent me’s going to go towards my credit card or in my savings account instead. ☹

Thanks to an awesome (but anonymous) Doper, I now have possession of my precious \*[Buffy](http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b161/norisea/ea208b9b.jpg) \*and at the original price of $130. I love this board sometimes.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2005, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-does-everyone-want-for-christmas/331940/105 "2005-11-26T01:06:10Z")

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> [@Bambi Hassenpfeffer](#):
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> And a couple DVDs I’ve wanted lately – _Little Shop of Horrors_

Ooooh! I want one of those too!

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**Author:** ![bizzwire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/958977/32.png) [@bizzwire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bizzwire)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2005, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-does-everyone-want-for-christmas/331940/106 "2005-11-26T02:22:17Z")

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Several pounds of colored borosilicate rods and tubes.

What? I really do.

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**Author:** ![ms.deanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b3f665/32.png) [@ms.deanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ms.deanna)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2005, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-does-everyone-want-for-christmas/331940/107 "2005-11-26T05:59:46Z")

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Ok , so I have to ask. What are colored borosilicate rods and tubes?

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**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2005, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-does-everyone-want-for-christmas/331940/108 "2005-11-26T06:21:33Z")

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Some hot man sausage.

Really, I haven’t had any in…uh…almost 6 months. ☹

Buuuut, seeing as that ain’t gonna happen, I’ll be happy with The Sims 2. 😉 I’ll make them screw like rabbits and live vicariously through them.

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**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2005, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-does-everyone-want-for-christmas/331940/109 "2005-11-26T11:05:36Z")

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> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#):
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> Some hot man sausage.
> 
> Really, I haven’t had any in…uh…almost 6 months. ☹
> 
> Buuuut, seeing as that ain’t gonna happen, I’ll be happy with The Sims 2. 😉 I’ll make them screw like rabbits and live vicariously through them.

In the spirit of the season, I shall loan my boyfriend to you for 1 night. What I really want for Christmas is some freakin’ sleep.

Have at it.

😉

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