# So, what does it mean if I dream I see my neighbour chasing her husband with an ax in the backyard? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 27, 2013, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-does-it-mean-if-i-dream-i-see-my-neighbour-chasing-her-husband-with-an-ax-in-the-backyard/662020 "2013-06-27T12:02:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Krav\_Manga](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/krav_manga/32/3153_2.png) [@Krav\_Manga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krav_Manga)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2013, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-does-it-mean-if-i-dream-i-see-my-neighbour-chasing-her-husband-with-an-ax-in-the-backyard/662020/21 "2013-06-27T21:42:13Z")
If its done with intent to rape, it means you shoot the bitch. That’s my policy. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2013, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-does-it-mean-if-i-dream-i-see-my-neighbour-chasing-her-husband-with-an-ax-in-the-backyard/662020/22 "2013-06-27T22:18:21Z")
Sex. It has to do with sex. If you dream of Zeppelins, it _also_ has to do with Sex. Butterfly dream? Yup. Sex. In fact, it’s all pretty much about Sex. ---
**Author:** ![Alley\_Dweller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alley_dweller/32/430_2.png) [@Alley\_Dweller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alley_Dweller)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-does-it-mean-if-i-dream-i-see-my-neighbour-chasing-her-husband-with-an-ax-in-the-backyard/662020/23 "2013-06-28T00:36:30Z")
> [@Leaper](#): > > How do you know the OP is male? 😛 Well, women with castration anxiety are pretty rare, wouldn’t you agree? ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-does-it-mean-if-i-dream-i-see-my-neighbour-chasing-her-husband-with-an-ax-in-the-backyard/662020/24 "2013-06-28T00:49:27Z")
> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#): > > In fact, it’s all pretty much about Sex. Oh shit. My dream last night about possums suddenly took a serious turn for the worse. ---
**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-does-it-mean-if-i-dream-i-see-my-neighbour-chasing-her-husband-with-an-ax-in-the-backyard/662020/25 "2013-06-28T02:01:19Z")
she wants to give him a close shave. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-does-it-mean-if-i-dream-i-see-my-neighbour-chasing-her-husband-with-an-ax-in-the-backyard/662020/26 "2013-06-28T02:07:08Z")
> [@johnpost](#): > > she wants to give him a close shave. And [del]whacks[/del] wax. ---
**Author:** ![Flyer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/flyer/32/7298_2.png) [@Flyer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flyer)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-does-it-mean-if-i-dream-i-see-my-neighbour-chasing-her-husband-with-an-ax-in-the-backyard/662020/27 "2013-06-28T03:57:13Z")
You should tell them to get a privacy fence. These little marital tiffs should be kept private. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-does-it-mean-if-i-dream-i-see-my-neighbour-chasing-her-husband-with-an-ax-in-the-backyard/662020/28 "2013-06-28T23:23:35Z")
> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#): > > Sex. > It has to do with sex. > If you dream of Zeppelins, it _also_ has to do with Sex. > Butterfly dream? > Yup. > Sex. > > In fact, it’s all pretty much about Sex. > [@billfish678](#): > > Oh shit. My dream last night about possums suddenly took a serious turn for the worse. \*Yeeeessssss…\*we **all knew** about you & the possums. ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2013, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-does-it-mean-if-i-dream-i-see-my-neighbour-chasing-her-husband-with-an-ax-in-the-backyard/662020/29 "2013-06-29T16:07:51Z")
> [@AK84](#): > > Give him your business card. Who knows, dreams might come true. You can always tell the lawyer in the crowd! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2013, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-does-it-mean-if-i-dream-i-see-my-neighbour-chasing-her-husband-with-an-ax-in-the-backyard/662020/30 "2013-06-29T16:08:51Z")
> [@HoneyBadgerDC](#): > > I would guess you feel empathy for the husband and see him in a toxic relationship. You know, I think this one may be the closest… ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2013, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-does-it-mean-if-i-dream-i-see-my-neighbour-chasing-her-husband-with-an-ax-in-the-backyard/662020/31 "2013-06-29T16:10:37Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > [QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor] > > In fact, it’s all pretty much about Sex. Oh shit. My dream last night about possums suddenly took a serious turn for the worse. [/QUOTE] And this one, I don’t even want to think about! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![heath77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7feea3/32.png) [@heath77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heath77)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2013, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-does-it-mean-if-i-dream-i-see-my-neighbour-chasing-her-husband-with-an-ax-in-the-backyard/662020/32 "2013-10-11T11:02:12Z")
> [@Northern\_Piper](#): > > See topic line. > > Weird dream overnight. "To dream of an axe symbolizes conflict in your life that is blunt, messy, uncaring, and cold. You may be experiencing a situation or person in your life that makes you feel like they don’t care about anything your feeling, and doesn’t mind telling you about all your flaws or weaknesses. An axe is something you may dream when a friendship goes sour and both sides treat to each other with a total lack of respect. An axe can reflect unwelcome brutal honesty, backstabbing, or passive aggressiveness that two people are well aware of. " Taken from [dreambible.com](http://www.dreambible.com) ---
**Author:** ![LauraC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@LauraC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LauraC)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2013, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-does-it-mean-if-i-dream-i-see-my-neighbour-chasing-her-husband-with-an-ax-in-the-backyard/662020/33 "2013-10-11T13:28:54Z")
I think it means you’ve got to move. you’re welcome 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Alba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea666f/32.png) [@Alba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alba)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2013, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-does-it-mean-if-i-dream-i-see-my-neighbour-chasing-her-husband-with-an-ax-in-the-backyard/662020/34 "2013-10-11T13:38:16Z")
You were sleepwalking and actually saw her chasing him with an axe. By now you’re an accomplice because you didn’t notify the police. You’d better assume a new identity… Maybe Southern Piper… ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2013, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-does-it-mean-if-i-dream-i-see-my-neighbour-chasing-her-husband-with-an-ax-in-the-backyard/662020/35 "2013-10-11T13:41:47Z")
> [@LauraC](#): > > I think it means you’ve got to move. you’re welcome 🙂 It might mean their Au Pair needs a new job too. :eek: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-does-it-mean-if-i-dream-i-see-my-neighbour-chasing-her-husband-with-an-ax-in-the-backyard/662020.md?page=1)