# So what does that make ME?! \[Long, Long Rant\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-does-that-make-me-long-long-rant/208099>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 17, 2003, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-does-that-make-me-long-long-rant/208099 "2003-10-17T20:53:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![gwendee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/35a633/32.png) [@gwendee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gwendee)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-does-that-make-me-long-long-rant/208099/21 "2003-10-18T20:20:03Z")

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First of all, **Irish Rogue** , excellent rant!

Now, bravo to you for your comeback to snotty agent. That’s the sort of thing I am only able to think of 4 hours later when I’m driving home.

**short** maybe you could also tell my ex-husband a little about how it really is. He has a degree - and NO job. Can’t get hired, you ask? Maybe he could if he would apply anywhere. He won’t apply for a job that is not related to his field. His degree is in art history for pity’s sake. This is a guy who never misses an opportunity to point out to all of his brothers (and anyone else assembled) that he is the only one among them with a degree. Funny, he is also the only one who doesn’t work, doesn’t have retirement monies set aside, doesn’t own property, and doesn’t support his kids. Yeah that degree makes him a real prince. He’s also rude to shop clerks (of which I am one) and waitstaff.

I’m in no position to know this but **Irish Rogue** I’d hazard a guess that if you had noticed the agent struggling to get the machine filled properly, or even that the agent seemed in a rush you might even have helped without being asked.

As for stranding her in Alaska. . .what have you got against Alaska?

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**Author:** ![c\_carol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@c\_carol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_carol)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-does-that-make-me-long-long-rant/208099/22 "2003-10-20T01:07:37Z")

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Way to go, Irish.

I have found that the best possible cure for the “I’m too educated to do this grunt work” attitude is to get fired from the college-educated job and spend some time admin-assisting. Or better yet, doing data entry. Great learning experience. (And a much more useful, practical education than most of what you get in college.)

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**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-does-that-make-me-long-long-rant/208099/23 "2003-10-20T02:06:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Irish Rogue \*  
> \*\* She says, “I REALIZE there is paper under the fax machine. I, however, did not get a COLLEGE DEGREE so that I could add paper to the office equipment.” \*\*

Other responses that occur to me:

1. “Damn. You spent all that money for a degree and they didn’t even cover basic manners, huh?”

2. “I haven’t worked here for twelve years so that I could do grunt work for a twit.”

3. “I know, it’s embarrassing to admit you don’t know how. See if your boss will explain it to you.”

4. “Fuck you.”

In retrospect, **IrishRogue** , I think you said it way better than I could have. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Velma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/85e7bf/32.png) [@Velma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velma)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-does-that-make-me-long-long-rant/208099/24 "2003-10-20T16:36:01Z")

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Wait, I am an administrative assistant with a college degree. In fact, my position required it. Do I have to add paper to the fax machine or not?

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-does-that-make-me-long-long-rant/208099/25 "2003-10-20T19:01:58Z")

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**Irish Rogue** , guys here might have thought you were cute before, but it wasn’t until this rant that we all knew you were Freakin’ Beautiful!!! Promise Us that you’ll Never Change!!!

PS- Skip Alaska. Send them to Detroit…

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**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-does-that-make-me-long-long-rant/208099/26 "2003-10-20T19:35:14Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by quietman1920 \*  
> \*\ ***Irish Rogue** , guys here might have thought you were cute before, but it wasn’t until this rant that we all knew you were Freakin’ Beautiful!!! Promise Us that you’ll Never Change!!!
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> PS- Skip Alaska. Send them to Detroit… \*\*

I second Detroit. Detroit Airport is a little slice of hell on earth. Don’t give them a long layover, just a quick change over. Ten to one they’ll miss their flight. (The long layover is for Flint, MI airport.)

I also reiterate that pissing off admins has got to be the world’s dumbest move. Admins make the office run. Pissing off an admin is a slow game of Russian Roulette.

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