# So, what is there to do in London?

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**Created:** [September 20, 2002, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-is-there-to-do-in-london/128728 "2002-09-20T04:03:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2002, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-is-there-to-do-in-london/128728/41 "2002-09-23T22:16:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by mouthbreather \*  
> Great stuff, all. Thanks a bunch.
> 
> Theatre isn’t my cup of tea. While I would like to see the Globe, I’m not too upset that the season has ended.
> 
> Looks like we will be headed to **Bath** on the first day – we are going to rent a car and spend the night down there. Day 2 we will head back to London to turn the car in and meet up with my friend.
> 
> Keep the advice coming!

Scene: A computer room somewhere in England.

Glee (played by Harrison Ford in the forthcoming movie version) enters STAGE RIGHT.

He sits down and cheerfully logs into the SDMB.  
(While waiting for it to load, he cooks and eats a 3 course meal, mows his lawn, goes for a 3 mile run, has a shower and watches his CSI DVD (all 12 episodes).)

Once the SDMB is online, Glee helpfully looks for any posters he can help.  
He finds a thread on London, where he lived for 33 years, and reads the latest posting.  
His brow furrows. We hear him mutter “Bath?! - I’ve never been there. Still, best to make an effort…”  
He types “Georgian houses, Rugby club, Spa.” and looks at his watch.

Realising there is only 2 hours before bedtime (so no point in waiting for another thread to open), he logs off.

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