Scene: A computer room somewhere in England.
Glee (played by Harrison Ford in the forthcoming movie version) enters STAGE RIGHT.
He sits down and cheerfully logs into the SDMB.
(While waiting for it to load, he cooks and eats a 3 course meal, mows his lawn, goes for a 3 mile run, has a shower and watches his CSI DVD (all 12 episodes).)
Once the SDMB is online, Glee helpfully looks for any posters he can help.
He finds a thread on London, where he lived for 33 years, and reads the latest posting.
His brow furrows. We hear him mutter “Bath?! - I’ve never been there. Still, best to make an effort…”
He types “Georgian houses, Rugby club, Spa.” and looks at his watch.
Realising there is only 2 hours before bedtime (so no point in waiting for another thread to open), he logs off.