# So. What moisturiser do YOU use? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 5, 2005, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-moisturiser-do-you-use/302610 "2005-05-05T22:54:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![huk24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/f0a364/32.png) [@huk24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/huk24)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2005, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-moisturiser-do-you-use/302610/1 "2005-05-05T22:54:41Z")
> **[Linux Web Server for Web application development](https://ananova.com/news/story/sm_1381407?menu=)** > > Share your valuable feedback, comments or suggestions on Linux Web Server Linux Web Server optimized for Web application development For PHP developers, Linux is most popular Operating System, and … > [@](#): > > Semen moisturiser big in Mexico > > A face moisturiser made out of semen has been launched in Mexico. Umm. So, anyone here want to have silky smooth skin and smell of spooge all the time? Oh, and [here’s](http://www.reportedf985.com.mx/images/galeria/Lyn-May-y-Gustavo-Adolfo-In.jpg) a (Safe) picture of Lyn May… ---
**Author:** ![OhFace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecccb3/32.png) [@OhFace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OhFace)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2005, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-moisturiser-do-you-use/302610/2 "2005-05-05T23:22:18Z")
Wow, I really hope that picture isn’t real. It looks like someone took a corpse head with a bad makeup job and photoshoped it on the body. If it is real…I sure as hell don’t want to look like her! Ewwww. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2005, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-moisturiser-do-you-use/302610/3 "2005-05-05T23:27:06Z")
Geez Suave [sup]TM[/sup] moisturizer has always worked well for me. Hmmm… well, ya know, ok, TMI ahead. Don’t say you weren’t warned. I’ve had cum facials but never thought they made me look any younger. I told you it was TMI! ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2005, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-moisturiser-do-you-use/302610/4 "2005-05-05T23:30:58Z")
Butterface. ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2005, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-moisturiser-do-you-use/302610/5 "2005-05-05T23:49:53Z")
> [@huk24](#): > > [Linux Web Server for Web application development](http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1381407.html?menu=) > > Umm. So, anyone here want to have silky smooth skin and smell of spooge all the time? > > Oh, and [here’s](http://www.reportedf985.com.mx/images/galeria/Lyn-May-y-Gustavo-Adolfo-In.jpg) a (Safe) picture of Lyn May… Neat’s-foot oil 😃 _don’t look up what it is_ :eek: ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2005, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-moisturiser-do-you-use/302610/6 "2005-05-05T23:51:31Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Geez Suave [sup]TM[/sup] moisturizer has always worked well for me. > > Hmmm… well, ya know, ok, TMI ahead. Don’t say you weren’t warned. > > I’ve had cum facials but never thought they made me look any younger. I told you it was TMI! I believe it tightens the skin like Second Debut :rolleyes: