# So, what name would you give a Ben & Jerry's ice cream made with human breast milk? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** soda-softdrinks\ **Created:** [September 24, 2008, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957 "2008-09-24T08:08:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/21 "2008-09-24T13:58:26Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Fixed title… Needs a little massaging, but it might work. ---
**Author:** ![Pithy\_Moniker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8dc957/32.png) [@Pithy\_Moniker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pithy_Moniker)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/22 "2008-09-24T13:59:04Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > D Cup Sup? Maybe D-Cup D-Lite or Vanilla Fudge Titty Twister Titstachio ---
**Author:** ![chacoguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@chacoguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chacoguy)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/23 "2008-09-24T14:06:29Z")
Nipplelodion? ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/24 "2008-09-24T14:08:22Z")
Is **Mother’s Milk** too obvious? I’d like to see it whiskey flavored. ---
**Author:** ![ShelliBean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@ShelliBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShelliBean)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/25 "2008-09-24T14:13:41Z")
Mama Mooey and its alternative “dammit I tried breastfeeding and it didn’t work for reasons that are none of your bussiness so get the hell off my back formula flavored ice cream” ---
**Author:** ![First\_Amongst\_Daves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4491bb/32.png) [@First\_Amongst\_Daves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/First_Amongst_Daves)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/26 "2008-09-24T14:31:42Z")
Vanilla Andersen. ---
**Author:** ![RiverRunner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/977dab/32.png) [@RiverRunner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RiverRunner)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/27 "2008-09-24T14:33:20Z")
Suckotash? Chubblegum? Lactation Sensation? ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/28 "2008-09-24T14:33:31Z")
Tit for Tat Hooters and the Blowchunks Luscious Lactation Mother Jones’ Milk I Can’t Believe It’s Not Mother ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/29 "2008-09-24T14:35:36Z")
I don’t know about a name, but I’ve got an idea for a slogan: > [@](#): > > Because there’s a sucker born every minute. ---
**Author:** ![Carl\_Corey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Carl\_Corey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Corey)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/30 "2008-09-24T14:38:31Z")
> [@ShelliBean](#): > > “dammit I tried breastfeeding and it didn’t work for reasons that are none of your bussiness so get the hell off my back formula flavored ice cream” I find that one hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/31 "2008-09-24T14:47:07Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > I Can’t Believe It’s Not Mother **ShibbOleth** , I applaud you! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/32 "2008-09-24T15:17:22Z")
The radio station here earlier this week noted that some Swiss or English restaurant is serving dishes made with breast milk (I haven’t verified if this is true. If it is, their supply problems must be phenomenal), and they solicited names. People came up with \*\*Booby Tuesdays Bugaboob Creek\*\* Some ice cream names: \*\*Nipplepolitan Rocky Broad Sweet Georgia Brown Express Train Booberry Motorboat Wake\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/33 "2008-09-24T15:18:41Z")
Thanks for the Mammaries. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/34 "2008-09-24T15:23:38Z")
> [@devilsknew](#): > > **Ben & Jerry’s Booby Hatch** - Double Cream, Real Vanilla, Mother’s Milk Icecream with a swirl of Nursery Nuggets and Frumunda Cheesecake. “Nursery Nuggets” does not sound like something I’d want in my ice cream. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/35 "2008-09-24T15:26:07Z")
**Snack Tray Great Gazoinks! Flavor Stacked C-Cup Crunch D-Cup Delight You Big Baby** ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/36 "2008-09-24T15:26:48Z")
Dulce de La Leche League ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/37 "2008-09-24T15:30:02Z")
\*\*Orange Mammalade Bazooka Bubble Gum Rosy Ice Cream Sweater Puppy Chocolate Chip Boobie Dough\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/38 "2008-09-24T15:36:35Z")
Aureolé. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/39 "2008-09-24T15:39:07Z")
**Chocolate Suckle** gives a warm and fuzzy vibe. Or for a coffee-flavored breast milk treat, there’s **Human Beans**. ---
**Author:** ![Mahna\_Mahna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e47c2d/32.png) [@Mahna\_Mahna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahna_Mahna)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/40 "2008-09-24T15:57:09Z")
> [@Balance](#): > > “Nursery Nuggets” does not sound like something I’d want in my ice cream. 😃 If you think that’s bad, I’m guessing you haven’t looked up [fromunda cheese](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fromunda+cheese) yet. 🙂 My nominations: **Hello Titties** **Breast in Show** **Hit Me With Your Breast Shot** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957.md?page=3)