# So, what name would you give a Ben & Jerry's ice cream made with human breast milk? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** soda-softdrinks\ **Created:** [September 24, 2008, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957 "2008-09-24T08:08:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![lunar\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lunar\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lunar_elf)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/41 "2008-09-24T15:59:56Z")
Dos leches cake Cup of teet Hurray foremilk Run and hindmilk ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/42 "2008-09-24T16:05:07Z")
Braline. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/43 "2008-09-24T16:07:50Z")
Zürich restaurant not allowed to serve breast milk dishes. [http://www.swissinfo.org/eng/front/Breast\_milk\_menu\_too\_titillating\_for\_diners.html?siteSect=108&sid=9744046&cKey=1221812344000&ty=st](http://www.swissinfo.org/eng/front/Breast_milk_menu_too_titillating_for_diners.html?siteSect=108&sid=9744046&cKey=1221812344000&ty=st) Now for an ice cream flavor. Rudie’s Tuties ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/44 "2008-09-24T16:23:32Z")
Pleasin’ Squeezins Nursin’ Person Homemade Clevage Cream Tot Milk? ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/45 "2008-09-24T16:25:10Z")
> [@winterhawk11](#): > > Thanks for the Mammaries. Damn you! I was going to post that one. _sigh_ I have nothing else but these are all great names. ---
**Author:** ![thwartme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@thwartme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thwartme)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/46 "2008-09-24T16:33:43Z")
Will they be selling “My Milkshake Brings The Boys To The Yard” shakes? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/47 "2008-09-24T16:34:54Z")
> [@Sigmagirl](#): > > Aureolé. Make it coffee and breast milk and call it Cafe Aureolé. ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/48 "2008-09-24T16:35:20Z")
> [@Pithy\_Moniker](#): > > Maybe D-Cup D-Lite Try “Double-D Lite”. Rolls off the tongue better. Or how about “Butter Scotch Nipple”? ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/49 "2008-09-24T16:39:48Z")
Butterchest. ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/50 "2008-09-24T16:46:02Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > Make it coffee and breast milk and call it Cafe Aureolé. From the people who bring you International Delight coffee creamer. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/51 "2008-09-24T16:53:38Z")
Polar Bare Iced Chest ---
**Author:** ![CircleofWillis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/54ee81/32.png) [@CircleofWillis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CircleofWillis)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/52 "2008-09-24T17:10:56Z")
Just call it Mother’s Milk, but cover the label in the [RHCP album art](http://www.amazon.com/Mothers-Milk-Red-Chili-Peppers/dp/B000078DOI) and have Flea and/or Anthony Kiedis be the celebrity endorsers. ---
**Author:** ![TJVM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b38774/32.png) [@TJVM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJVM)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/53 "2008-09-24T17:26:22Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > I Can’t Believe It’s Not Mother You’re the winner, as far as I’m concerned. That made me laugh out loud. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/54 "2008-09-24T17:26:56Z")
Alternatively (and since it would please PETA-philes), Ben & Jerry’s should emphasize the switch away from bovine-based lactational content, and call the new flavors: **No Moos Is Good News** and **Don’t Have A Cow**. In keeping with earlier themes, however, **Mom’s The Word** is nice too. ---
**Author:** ![Tabula\_Rasa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9adbd/32.png) [@Tabula\_Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabula_Rasa)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/55 "2008-09-24T17:31:51Z")
> [@Torpor\_Beast](#): > > “Witch’s teat” sounds appropriate. with Bing cherries ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/56 "2008-09-24T17:33:25Z")
Ever-Lovin’ Lactatiousness ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/57 "2008-09-24T17:39:17Z")
Hey, you guys are great. This thread was actually my partner’s idea, and she is having a good chuckle over some of the suggestions. “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Mother” has gotten the biggest laugh here so far, although plenty of others aren’t far behind. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/58 "2008-09-24T18:20:24Z")
Jerry’s breast all natural ice cream. Nip and tuck toffee Double D dutch treat Tripple E carmel chocolate lattie ---
**Author:** ![Baal\_Houtham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baal_houtham/32/13604_2.png) [@Baal\_Houtham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baal_Houtham)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/59 "2008-09-24T18:23:43Z")
John [D.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wet_nurse)Rockeroad ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/60 "2008-09-24T21:23:45Z")
> [@Mahna\_Mahna](#): > > If you think that’s bad, I’m guessing you haven’t looked up [fromunda cheese](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fromunda+cheese) yet. 🙂 I find the urban dictionary’s definition much too phallo-centric and one dimensional. In my particular meaning, Frumunda Cheese extends to the cheese frumunda the titty in the fold. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957.md?page=4)