# So, what name would you give a Ben & Jerry's ice cream made with human breast milk? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** soda-softdrinks\ **Created:** [September 24, 2008, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957 "2008-09-24T08:08:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/61 "2008-09-24T22:22:10Z")
> [@devilsknew](#): > > I find the urban dictionary’s definition much too phallo-centric and one dimensional. In my particular meaning, Frumunda Cheese extends to the cheese frumunda the titty in the fold. [Groans.] Oedipal Vanilla Ripple ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/62 "2008-09-24T22:57:21Z")
Chichi:D ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/63 "2008-09-24T23:04:28Z")
Mae Zest ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/64 "2008-09-24T23:10:23Z")
Yo Mama? ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/65 "2008-09-25T00:05:41Z")
**Banana Nicole Smith** ---
**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/66 "2008-09-25T00:24:19Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > Is **Mother’s Milk** too obvious? > > I’d like to see it whiskey flavored. Wouldn’t that be Mudders’ Milk then? PETA is so stupid. Yup, cows are more important than preemies. :rolleyes: The Big Letdown Colostrum Crunch Nipple Sandwich Supercalactiferousexpialidocious Maybe [Hathor the Cow GodIce](http://www.thecowgoddess.com/)? ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/67 "2008-09-25T00:32:48Z")
Nipple-slip double dip? …might not be Ben & Jerry’s style, but there’s always that fantasy about painting Dairy-Queen chocolate on eager breasts. (And Clean-up is the best part…!)😃 ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/68 "2008-09-25T00:36:49Z")
For Halloween: Made with Twix bars - Twixter Teat Pumpkin pie ice cream - Bumpkin Pumpkins ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Some\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ad7895/32.png) [@Just\_Some\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Some_Guy)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/69 "2008-09-25T01:04:38Z")
Not to derail this too much but I was just telling someone about this thread and the conversation went something like… Me: You won’t believe what PETA is demanding Ben and Jerry’s make ice cream out of. Him: Soy? Me: Not even close. More disgusting. Him: …Rat Milk? Me: Keep going… Him: Some kind of mashed insects? Me: No, insects are animals and must be protected. … Him: **EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!** And just to keep with the thread may I offer Rum Nipple? ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/70 "2008-09-25T01:54:47Z")
Bralines and Cream Rosy Areola Chocolate Nipple Eraserhead ---
**Author:** ![Charger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df788c/32.png) [@Charger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charger)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/71 "2008-09-25T02:20:15Z")
Cream O’ Sapien. ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/72 "2008-09-25T02:22:03Z")
Sarah Palin ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/73 "2008-09-25T03:12:58Z")
> [@](#): > > Pail of Two Titties Exquisite. I had come in to say “Dulce de La Leche,” but was, alas, too late. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/74 "2008-09-25T03:19:20Z")
Pear O’ Melon ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/75 "2008-09-25T03:24:47Z")
With chocolate chips: Tits ‘n’ Bits. ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/76 "2008-09-25T04:35:52Z")
**Tommyknockers** - A very special Pamela Anderson PETA sponsored Ben & Jerry’s fundraising ice cream. I’d eat any dairy product with Pam on the label. ---
**Author:** ![First\_Amongst\_Daves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4491bb/32.png) [@First\_Amongst\_Daves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/First_Amongst_Daves)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/77 "2008-09-25T13:06:13Z")
> [@devilsknew](#): > > **Banana Nicole Smith** Very good. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/78 "2008-09-25T13:15:44Z")
> [@devilsknew](#): > > **Tommyknockers** - A very special Pamela Anderson PETA sponsored Ben & Jerry’s fundraising ice cream. > > I’d eat any dairy product with Pam on the label. I dunno. The ice cream is probably loaded with artificial ingredients, you don’t know how many people have licked it before you got there, and you have a pretty good chance of contracting Hep C from eating it. ---
**Author:** ![RiverRunner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/977dab/32.png) [@RiverRunner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RiverRunner)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/79 "2008-09-25T13:47:28Z")
> [@devilsknew](#): > > **Banana Nicole Smith** Bwahahaha! That one was great. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/80 "2008-09-25T14:16:55Z")
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