# So, what name would you give a Ben & Jerry's ice cream made with human breast milk? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** soda-softdrinks\ **Created:** [September 24, 2008, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957 "2008-09-24T08:08:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/81 "2008-09-25T14:26:06Z")
Chestnut Swirl. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/82 "2008-09-25T15:10:31Z")
Squeeze ‘n’ Freeze ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/83 "2008-09-25T15:18:42Z")
The answer, of course, is Yummy Mummy. Of course, after that people might become a bit nervous about what’s in chubby hubby… ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/84 "2008-09-25T19:42:32Z")
Or Chunky Hunk. But as to the OP… Dulce de Lisa ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/85 "2008-09-25T23:01:41Z")
No names, I just wanted to add “Soylent Ice Cream is made of People! And Breast Milk!” ---
**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/86 "2008-09-25T23:15:30Z")
Chesty LaRue Shakey Puddin’ Lactation Sensation ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2008, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/87 "2008-09-26T00:56:20Z")
> [@Stink Fish Pot](#): > > Chesty LaRue > > Shakey Puddin’ > > Lactation Sensation I shudder to think what’s in the ice cream called Stink Fish Pot. ---
**Author:** ![lobotomyboy63](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobotomyboy63/32/2900_2.png) [@lobotomyboy63](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobotomyboy63)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2008, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/88 "2008-09-26T01:38:53Z")
My lobotomy’s acting up right now, so I got nada to contribute at the moment. However my faves so far: Miss Congeniality: Café Aureolé 1st runner up: Dulce de la Leche League Winner so far: I can’t believe it’s not mother Honorable mention to: “dammit I tried breastfeeding and it didn’t work for reasons that are none of your bussiness so get the hell off my back formula flavored ice cream” because I don’t think you could fit that on the container, plus once you got that all out you’d be too ashamed to ask for sprinkles. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2008, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/89 "2008-09-26T01:39:52Z")
> [@Projammer](#): > > But as to the OP.. > > Dulce de Lisa Lisa who? Since the PETA letter is signed by one Tracy Reiman, **Dulce de Tracy** wouldn’t be too inappropriate. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2008, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/90 "2008-09-26T01:50:18Z")
> [@lobotomyboy63](#): > > Honorable mention to: “dammit I tried breastfeeding and it didn’t work for reasons that are none of your bussiness so get the hell off my back formula flavored ice cream” because I don’t think you could fit that on the container, plus once you got that all out you’d be too ashamed to ask for sprinkles. They’d shorten it a la “Marat/Sade.” It would be known popularly as “Dammit/Reasons.” ---
**Author:** ![lobotomyboy63](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobotomyboy63/32/2900_2.png) [@lobotomyboy63](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobotomyboy63)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2008, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/91 "2008-09-26T02:09:42Z")
> [@KneadToKnow](#): > > They’d shorten it a la “Marat/Sade.” It would be known popularly as “Dammit/Reasons.” …and the sprinkles would be known as…? Hey, I figured the bitter would have to be counterbalanced by some sweet, so they’d have some shortcut to abbreviate a commonly requested item. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2008, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/92 "2008-09-26T02:31:28Z")
> [@susan](#): > > I shudder to think what’s in the ice cream called Stink Fish Pot. The lipless wonder himself, better known as ferret face, Major Frank Burns! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2008, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/93 "2008-09-26T12:13:56Z")
Down the Terry Hatchett, because it’s real…and it’s spectacular. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2008, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/94 "2008-09-26T12:35:25Z")
**Breast of Times** ---
**Author:** ![Westrogothia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3ab097/32.png) [@Westrogothia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Westrogothia)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2008, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/95 "2008-09-26T14:17:51Z")
**Tits up** Which is what will promptly happen to Ben & Jerrys after releasing that flavour. ---
**Author:** ![agrafixman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@agrafixman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/agrafixman)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2008, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/96 "2008-09-30T12:57:57Z")
Potential names for Ben and Jerry’s new breast milk ice cream: 1. Nipple Ripple 2. Double D-licious 3. Tasty Pasty 4. B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Banana 5. Motorboat Mango 6. Funbag crunch 7. Bra-Buster Bars 8. Leave it to Cleavage 9. Mammary-sus cup 10. Cookie and her cream 11. Lusciously Lactic 12. Bodacious Boobie Berry 13. The Twin Peaks Sundae (with cherries on top) 14. “What-a-melon!” watermelon 15. Bazooka Joe (coffee flavored ice cream) 16. Moose-rack 17. Silicone Sister Sorbet 18. Pendulous praline 19. Jiggly crunch 20. Tahiti Teat 21. Titillating Tiramisu 22. Cookies and Creamers 23. Mama’s Mammary Madness 24. Busted Cherry non-virgin Vanilla 25. Back off, Junior! mint What is shelf life on mother’s milk. They better have a used by date, here’s how it should read. “Breast if used by 34/24/34”. Container sizes would now be referred to as “A” cup, “B” cup, “C” cup, etc. Sugar-free sundaes could be referred to as “falsies” You could get your ice-cream in an extra large SILI-CONE Push-ups would never be the same “Saggy” sundaes would be served with the cherry on the BOTTOM ---
**Author:** ![pleeborstel2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/2bfe46/32.png) [@pleeborstel2000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pleeborstel2000)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/97 "2009-01-15T19:06:42Z")
Mamilla Ice or Nipple Twister ---
**Author:** ![Professor\_Murder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@Professor\_Murder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Professor_Murder)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/98 "2009-01-15T19:43:44Z")
Mother Knows Breast ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/99 "2009-01-15T22:23:29Z")
Or, if she were dead, Zombie Cream. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-name-would-you-give-a-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-made-with-human-breast-milk/464957/100 "2009-01-15T23:26:27Z")
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