# So what’s the worst song on the best album by your favorite band?

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**Created:** [May 5, 2006, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-s-the-worst-song-on-the-best-album-by-your-favorite-band/355576 "2006-05-05T18:33:14Z")\
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[QUOTE=mr. jp]

Oh no it isn’t. Try her majesty. Or else sun king.  
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Her Majesty, while not a particularly good song, is at least separated from the fluid, seamless sequence on the second side between “Because” and “The End.” As for Sun King, I’ll just have to disagree with you.

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**Emerson, Lake & Palmer** - _Brain Salad Surgery_ - “Benny the Bouncer”  
Cute song, buried in a sea of awesomeness.

**Dream Theater** - _Metropolis II: Scenes from a Memory_ - “The Spirit Carries On”/“Through Her Eyes” (tie)  
I hate the slow, drippy songs.

**Rush** - _Signals_ - “Chemistry”  
Mostly by default.

**Genesis** - _The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway_ - “Silent Sorrow in Empty Boats”  
Dull instrumental padding.

**Jethro Tull** - _Thick as a Brick_ - umm…there’s only one song. 😉

**Yes** - _Revolver_ - “To Be Over”

**Black Sabbath** - _Sabotage_ (controversial choice) - “The Thrill of it All”

**Iron Maiden** - _Powerslave_ - “The Duelists” (by default)

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[QUOTE=KGS]  
**Yes** - _Revolver_  
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Heh. Yes covering the entire _Revolver_ album would be _awesome_.

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**Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-s-the-worst-song-on-the-best-album-by-your-favorite-band/355576/64 "2006-05-08T21:02:12Z")

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My bands were

Stereolab  
Best Album: _Emperor Tomato Ketchup_  
Worst Song: _Monster Sacre_ (although it may just be that it is the only slow number on the album which is absolutely fantastic)

Pavement  
Best Album: _Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain_ (in my book, I know that most people would say _S&E_ is better but I like _CR, CR_)  
Worst Song:\* Hit The Plane Down\* (really, they need to get rid of everything where Spiral Stairs had any singing)

Beatles  
Best Album: _Revolver_  
Worst Song:\* Love You To\* (and I play the sitar – I totally agree with everyone else about this song. George gets 2 songs max per album.)

Beck  
Best Album: _Odelay_  
Worst Song: _Minus_

Bjork  
Best Album: _Homogenic_  
Worst Song: \*Pluto \*(which may be my least favorite song by her)

Rolling Stones  
Best Album: _Beggar’s Banquet_  
Worst Song: Hmmm…I like every song on this album but if I were to pick one, I’d go with _Stray Cat Blues_.

Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds  
Best Album: _Live Seeds_ (I could also go with _Henry’s Dream_ or _Murder Ballads_)  
Worst Song: I dunno, maybe _Plain Gold Ring_

Radiohead  
Best Album: _The Bends_ (to be different, I actually like _OK Computer_ just as much)  
Worst Song: _High & Dry_ (spoiled by too much bad karaoke)

Sigur Ros  
Best Album: _Ágætis Byrjun_  
Worst Song: It all kind of flows together, but maybe _Vi›rar vel til loftárása_ goes about a minute or three too long.

The Wedding Present  
Best Album: _Seamonsters_  
Worst Song: _Blonde_

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I would also add that the first band that typifies this with me is Led Zeppelin’s _Houses of the Holy_ which has the abysmal _The Crunge_ which I’ve deleted out of my iTunes library in the 1:10000 chance that it will come up on random.

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The Clash, _London Calling_ - “Lover’s Rock”

Not only is this the worst song on the greatest album ever, it’s the first song The Clash ever released that was less than excellent. Not bad for halfway through your third album.

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The Who, _Who’s Next_–“My Wife”

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[QUOTE=Sublight]  
The Who  
Quadrophenia  
_I’ve Had Enough_ - It’s not really a bad song, but it doesn’t have anywhere near the power of the rest of the album.  
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Are you kidding? Did you follow the storyline? See the movie? Mighty powerfull.

I second Living Loving Maid from Zep II, but with more enthusiasm than the previous poster. That song just really annoys me.

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**Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-s-the-worst-song-on-the-best-album-by-your-favorite-band/355576/69 "2006-05-09T05:40:49Z")

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[QUOTE=Biffy the Elephant Shrew]  
Heh. Yes covering the entire _Revolver_ album would be _awesome_.  
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I meant _Relayer_, obviously. :smack:

(How about someone covering the entire _Relayer_ album? I’ll bet Dream Theater could do it.)

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