# So what was a 'good' ship, and are there any others?

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**Created:** [June 3, 2015, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-what-was-a-good-ship-and-are-there-any-others/721536 "2015-06-03T14:39:29Z")\
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Lollipop (Shirley Temple) and Guppy (Cap’n Crunch) for starters, but were any real ships called the Good Ship [whatever]? And if so, what was a ‘good ship?’

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Chumbawamba’s “This is the good ship Lifestyle”.

Loudon Wainwright’s [“The Good Ship Venus”](http://www.metrolyrics.com/good-ship-venus-lyrics-wainwright-loudon.html)

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I have no idea how this gets attributed to Loudon Wainwright (whoever he is) but I was singing a version of this in the pub after rugby on a Saturday night over 50 years ago. The clever buggers would make up their own verses.

I think ships became ‘good’ purely for scanning purposes.

I wonder if other languages have anything similar.

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Discussion [here](http://old.qi.com/talk/viewtopic.php?p=472383&highlight=).

Seems to be just a general description.

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I think you’ve got good ships, and the rest are at the bottom of the ocean.

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Thanks, all.

> [@bob\_2](#):
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> . . .I think ships became ‘good’ purely for scanning purposes. . . .

That was actually my gut feeling.

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FWIW, the “good ship Lollipop” was an [airplane](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLLSqpYyPD8). The song is also full of puns that don’t play now, and I don’t get all of them, but a few are landing on a “chocolate bar” meant making a home landing among military pilots, ie, the kind you’d need to make before you went on leave; a “Tootsie Roll” was a kind of dance, and for all I know may also have been a stunt pilot move (some others were named for dances); and a “cracker jack” anything (like the band here) meant a very, very good whatever. So I wouldn’t be surprised if “good ship” meant something specific, other than saying that the airplane was simply a good airplane.

A “lollipop actress” was an actress in the 20s or 30s with a flapper body, and a big head (actually, more like big hair, like Clara Bow). Someone might jokingly call Shirley Temple that, but I don’t think that was on anyone’s mind in writing the song “The Good Ship Lollipop,” although, I am not privy to any insider information here, and for all I know, it could have gotten big laughs when the film premiered (which BTW was the film _Bright Eyes_ [1934]).

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> [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](#):
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> so, what was a ‘good ship?’

As opposed to a [Hell ship](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell_ship) perhaps?

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> [@bob\_2](#):
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> I have no idea how this gets attributed to Loudon Wainwright (whoever he is) but I was singing a version of this in the pub after rugby on a Saturday night over 50 years ago. The clever buggers would make up their own verses.

Wainwright is one of the best songwriters of the past 40 years, but you’re right – that’s not his song. One look at the lyrics and you can tell it’s not his style: he’s far more witty and clever than that. [For example.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc_R-3ooafw)

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> [@TriPolar](#):
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> I think you’ve got good ships, and the rest are at the bottom of the ocean.

Not so.

“With a load of iron ore 26,000 tons more than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty, that good ship and true was a bone to be chewed when the gales of November came early”

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> FWIW, the “good ship Lollipop” was an [airplane](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLLSqpYyPD8).

[**Also a starship**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_XjXeWyfxM).

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The “Filthy Whore” sounds like a nice ride. But I’ve seen the documentary and the cabins are terrible.

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There’s also the Good Ship Ragamuffin, from the song “Botany Bay”.

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> Chumbawamba’s “This is the good ship Lifestyle”.

And is it you, the captain?

Should I draw the curtains, tighter?

Next your going to tell me there is no crew…

That’s fine, as long as you don’t steer a course to nowhere, and do something stupid like drop anchor. 😉

I’ve heard there’s an island big enough for every castaway, you know, a few tracks further.

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There’s the Good Ship Planet Express Ship, which comes swinging the olive banch of peace.

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The opposite of the “horrible old Leopard”.

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> [@TriPolar](#):
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> I think you’ve got good ships, and the rest are at the bottom of the ocean.

The aircraft carrier USS Lexington was known in the navy as a “good ship”, but was sunk by the Japanese\*.

Meanwhile, its sister ship (the USS Saratoga) did not have a reputation as a good ship to serve on, buttwice survived torpedo strikes and a serious kamikaze attack during WWII plus the first of two bouts of being a target ship for nuclear weapons testing, and stayed afloat.

Reputation isn’t everything.

\*technically scuttled by a U.S. destroyer after being massively damaged by Japanese attack.

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I’ve always had a similar question about the old-timey form of address, “Goodwife.” Were there also “Badwives” out there? :eek:

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If I am in command, it is “the good ship SS _Minnow_.”  
If you are in command, it is “the vessel SS _Minnow_.”  
If he is in command, it is “that old bucket SS _Minnow_.”

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> A “lollipop actress” was an actress in the 20s or 30s with a flapper body, and a big head…

That description is still very much alive, although it may simply be getting reborn periodically.

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