# So, what'd I miss?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whatd-i-miss/846877>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 24, 2020, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whatd-i-miss/846877 "2020-01-24T01:50:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whatd-i-miss/846877/1 "2020-01-24T01:50:18Z")

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Hi folks - I see to my astonishment that it’s been like 5 or 6 YEARS since I posted on the SDMB. How are you all doing?

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**Author:** ![Isosleepy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/isosleepy/32/479_2.png) [@Isosleepy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isosleepy)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whatd-i-miss/846877/2 "2020-01-24T02:16:07Z")

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Not that uncommon of a question: [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=887887](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=887887)

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whatd-i-miss/846877/3 "2020-01-24T02:36:13Z")

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> [@Chef\_Troy](#):
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> **So, what’d I miss?**

Thomas? Thomas Jefferson??

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whatd-i-miss/846877/4 "2020-01-24T02:41:09Z")

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Hi, there! You missed me!  
Ain’t I grand. 😃

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**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whatd-i-miss/846877/5 "2020-01-24T02:54:36Z")

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That one obnoxious poster got banned.

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whatd-i-miss/846877/6 "2020-01-24T02:58:08Z")

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I’ve grown a moustache.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whatd-i-miss/846877/7 "2020-01-24T03:03:15Z")

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Well, you missed me, but I bet you’ll load up yer rifle and try again. There’s prolly a bounty on my head, somewhere.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whatd-i-miss/846877/8 "2020-01-24T03:24:44Z")

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Ok, I just read a smattering of your old threads. (Don’t worry about it, it’s a thing I do\*)  
I like you. You seem interesting and fun. Don’t go away, please.

(\*I’m not a stalker I swear:))

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whatd-i-miss/846877/9 "2020-01-24T03:25:54Z")

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Oops, dbl post

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whatd-i-miss/846877/10 "2020-01-24T04:08:17Z")

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[It’s all here,](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIqZAEYN1gs) courtesy of George Segal.

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**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whatd-i-miss/846877/11 "2020-01-24T04:19:10Z")

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To the relief of the hamsters, I’ve grown slightly less long-winded. Sometimes. Maybe. 😃

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whatd-i-miss/846877/12 "2020-01-24T05:54:18Z")

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Didn’t you travel to like Antarctica or something?

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whatd-i-miss/846877/13 "2020-01-24T19:45:30Z")

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What did you miss? Nothing much. The CIA merged with Google and the advertising code embedded in many web pages just got a lot more interesting. Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have been declared Duke and Duchess of Toronto; Casa Loma will be the ducal residence. US currency has fine print in Russian as well as Chinese now. Donald Trump made it into the history books again. A Dopefest had to be called off at the last minute because of ‘drone interference’. A meteorite impact has been proven to have ended the 14th Dynasty in Egypt. Also, I now have blue hair.

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**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whatd-i-miss/846877/14 "2020-01-24T20:55:25Z")

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Cheffie! Balance! Woohoo!

I mean, I see Cheffie most days on flakebook, but I haven’t seen Balance in a while. You still larping?

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whatd-i-miss/846877/15 "2020-01-25T00:18:27Z")

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The board acts up all wonky sometimes, people are annoying, folks get honked off over the smallest most trivial things -------- in other words you didn’t miss much and should readjust quickly. 😉

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**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whatd-i-miss/846877/16 "2020-01-25T01:56:36Z")

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Welcome back to the fold, did you bring the pie?

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whatd-i-miss/846877/17 "2020-01-25T02:15:39Z")

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Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again  
Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock  
Begin, Reagan, Palestine, terror on the airline  
Ayatollah’s in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan  
“Wheel of Fortune”, Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide  
Foreign debts, homeless vets, AIDS, crack, Bernie Goetz  
Hypodermics on the shores, China’s under martial law

There was some other stuff, as well.

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whatd-i-miss/846877/18 "2020-01-25T14:43:21Z")

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> [@Kent\_Clark](#):
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> There was some other stuff, as well.

But no fires that I’m aware of.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whatd-i-miss/846877/19 "2020-01-25T16:05:29Z")

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^Of course there were fires, we just didn’t start them.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whatd-i-miss/846877/20 "2020-01-25T16:24:40Z")

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Some obscure real estate developer from New York got elected president, thereby unifying the Boards to an unprecedented degree.

Plus lots of kitty pix, of course.

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