# So what's up with all this "Christ" stuff?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 21, 1999, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-up-with-all-this-christ-stuff/11346 "1999-11-21T03:10:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 1999, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-up-with-all-this-christ-stuff/11346/1 "1999-11-21T03:10:00Z")

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Other than on this board, I have never heard or seen in print any of the various “Christ” expressions, like:

“Christ in a side-car”  
“Christ on a pogo stick”  
“Christ on a crutch”

etc.

Granted, I don’t live in an area that’s near the cutting edge of anything (other than that one time back in 1861), but where did these expressions start coming from?

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**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Onara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c6cbf5/32.png) [@The\_Great\_Onara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Onara)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 1999, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-up-with-all-this-christ-stuff/11346/2 "1999-11-21T04:12:00Z")

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Where these expressions came from? I have no idea what so ever. I do know that they had to eventually come around though. it started small with things like “shit on a shingle.” later it built up to “humour in a juggular vien.” then it hit the religious side with “hell in a handbag.” naturually, it had to reach the christ side of things. hope that i confused you.

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What you see is what you get, but you haven’t seen anything yet.

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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 1999, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-up-with-all-this-christ-stuff/11346/3 "1999-11-21T10:52:00Z")

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There is (was?) a punk band from Seattle called Christ On A Crutch. They rocked, but I’m sure the apelation goes back way farther than they did…

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Yer pal,  
Satan
