# So what's your porn name (pet + street formula)? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 4, 2009, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008 "2009-12-04T17:36:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/1 "2009-12-04T17:36:48Z")
For those not familiar with the legend, some porn stars derive their names from a system: First name: the name of the first pet you ever had Surname: the name of the first street you lived on I honestly have no idea if any porn star ever actually used this, but it’s somewhere between an urban legend and a tradition. Obviously you have to make some adjustments; if I went with the above my porn name would be **War Eagle Rural Route One** which doesn’t really work, so I go with the first pet who had a male/human name and the first street that could conceivably be a surname, which would make me **Dudley Calmar** What would yours be? ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/2 "2009-12-04T17:38:41Z")
Burgundy Whitaker. I knew a guy who had a dog Buster and grew up on Cherry Lane. Best porn name ever. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/3 "2009-12-04T17:40:31Z")
**Chris Tippecanoe** I’m too white to be able to pass as a Native American porn star (Shut up.) ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/4 "2009-12-04T17:41:03Z")
Pepper Nitz. I used to associate the Nitz part with baby lice, but then a poster pointed out to me that the German Nitz is pronounced “nights”, so that’s way better. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/5 "2009-12-04T17:45:20Z")
Snooky Douglas ---
**Author:** ![ratatoskK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ratatoskk/32/2987_2.png) [@ratatoskK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ratatoskK)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/6 "2009-12-04T17:46:47Z")
Brownie Holbrook Gee that sounds pretty good! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/7 "2009-12-04T17:47:28Z")
Eekm Loma Verde. I don’t think the system works very well. ---
**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/8 "2009-12-04T17:48:29Z")
Smoky Orchard, which sounds more like a bee-keeping service than a porn star. If I went with a later street, I could be Smoky Beechwood, which sounds more like a barbecue sauce. That’s OK, there isn’t much of a market for bald middle-aged porn stars under any name. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/9 "2009-12-04T17:48:53Z")
Bubbles Stratton. Not so good since I’m a guy. ---
**Author:** ![TheFaerie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c57346/32.png) [@TheFaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheFaerie)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/10 "2009-12-04T17:49:15Z")
Wiggles Street Techincally Wiggles East 77th Street, but that’s a little weird. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/11 "2009-12-04T17:50:45Z")
Candy Frontier. Which rocks. If I were a chick. Now if I use current pet/current street, I get her agent: Morty Franklin. ---
**Author:** ![Pandora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eada6e/32.png) [@Pandora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pandora)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/12 "2009-12-04T17:51:19Z")
Brandy Cherry 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/13 "2009-12-04T17:51:42Z")
Jasper Cherry really doesn’t sound good, but if I take my gecko’s name, who is my current pet, it makes: Picante Cherry, which just about makes me fall over laughing. Spicy Cherry! Hee hee! ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/14 "2009-12-04T17:51:50Z")
**Alfie Acreman**. I’d have a bit part in a P.G. Wodehouse-themed porn, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/15 "2009-12-04T17:54:35Z")
Bandit Walnut. Bandit isn’t bad, but it needs a better surname. Unfortunately, the next street I lived on was 253rd St, then 254th Pl. My streets are letting me down. ---
**Author:** ![Kinthalis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kinthalis/32/16084_2.png) [@Kinthalis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kinthalis)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/16 "2009-12-04T17:55:44Z")
Link Styvenson. I’m more interested in your pet however. War Eagle? He must of rocked! ---
**Author:** ![schnuckiputzi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecb155/32.png) [@schnuckiputzi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/schnuckiputzi)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/17 "2009-12-04T17:55:54Z")
Skeeter Rock Springs. I don’t even know what to think about this person. ---
**Author:** ![engineer\_comp\_geek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/engineer_comp_geek/32/504_2.png) [@engineer\_comp\_geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/engineer_comp_geek)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/18 "2009-12-04T17:56:49Z")
Snoopy Clay. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/19 "2009-12-04T17:59:40Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Picante Cherry, > > which just about makes me fall over laughing. Spicy Cherry! Hee hee! Actually if you flip it- Cherry Picante- it sounds really great for an adult star. > [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](#): > > Smoky Orchard, which sounds more like a bee-keeping service than a porn star. Sounds like something an old guy with a Maine accent (ala Fred Gwynne in _Pet Semetary_) would advertise: “Heah at Smoky Orchard, sometimes bread is bettah, ayap.” > [@runner pat](#): > > Eekm Loma Verde. Curiosity compels me to ask: how do you pronounce Eekm and what kind of pet was s/he? ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/20 "2009-12-04T18:00:36Z")
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