# So what's your porn name (pet + street formula)? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 4, 2009, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008 "2009-12-04T17:36:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![BMax](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bmax/32/4267_2.png) [@BMax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMax)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/181 "2009-12-08T06:22:58Z")
My first pet & street would be **Coffee Warnock**. Using my current pet & street yields **Genghis South**. ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/182 "2009-12-08T09:27:11Z")
Mickey Bleeker. Sounds more like a CPA than a porn star. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/183 "2009-12-08T12:47:44Z")
> [@ArrMatey](#): > > Bingo Niagara. > > Yeah. Bingo just does it for a porn name, doesn’t it? Clown porn. :: shudder :: ---
**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/184 "2009-12-08T18:18:36Z")
**Misty Center** :eek: I’m a guy. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![gang\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f07891/32.png) [@gang\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gang_green)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/185 "2009-12-08T18:49:24Z")
Cleo Royce. Classy! ---
**Author:** ![Jumpbass](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jumpbass/32/147_2.png) [@Jumpbass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jumpbass)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/186 "2009-12-08T19:19:32Z")
First pet/ street: Shadow Sierra. I think it would be better flipped: Sierra Shadow However, I really like my current combo: Wally Coronado ---
**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/187 "2009-12-08T19:37:27Z")
> [@Jumpbass](#): > > my current combo: Wally Coronado Lenny North Grand Avenue East ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/188 "2009-12-08T19:46:04Z")
Tojo Elkton. I named my first hamster after a Japanese Admiral for some strange reason. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/189 "2009-12-08T19:53:12Z")
At one point in my life, I woulda been Buddy Blue Crab Lane. ---
**Author:** ![Theodore\_Striker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@Theodore\_Striker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Theodore_Striker)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/190 "2009-12-08T20:46:54Z")
Smokey Neil… much better if I was a woman. ---
**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/191 "2009-12-08T22:16:45Z")
Misha Fitzwilliam My porn name using the First pet+mother’s maiden name formula is better though. I’d be Misha Mansbacher. ---
**Author:** ![CircleofWillis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/54ee81/32.png) [@CircleofWillis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CircleofWillis)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/192 "2009-12-09T00:19:38Z")
Reggie Fairmount here… which I think works except that it puts me in [Bill Simmons’ Reggie Cleveland All-Stars](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Simmons#Reggie_Cleveland_All-Stars) ---
**Author:** ![Add99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/977dab/32.png) [@Add99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Add99)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/193 "2009-12-09T00:37:03Z")
**Playful Playground** sounds illegal… ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/194 "2009-12-09T00:40:54Z")
\*\*Beau Blanchard. \*\* Ohhhhh, yeeeaaahhh. ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/195 "2009-12-09T06:40:27Z")
Tog Imperial. My wife would be Beauty DeMille (she actually lived a few houses away from Cecil B. DeMille, and he had had the street named after himself!) ---
**Author:** ![Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bites_when_provoked/32/18073_2.png) [@Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bites_When_Provoked)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/196 "2009-12-09T07:31:26Z")
Spotty Ashford. I don’t think it’s really a great name for porn. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Wheeljack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@Wheeljack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheeljack)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/197 "2009-12-09T08:38:27Z")
**Lucky Fairmont.** It’s really more of a pimp name. ---
**Author:** ![Sophistry\_and\_Illusion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Sophistry\_and\_Illusion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophistry_and_Illusion)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/198 "2009-12-09T09:59:28Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > At one point in my life, I woulda been > > Buddy Blue Crab Lane. A sexworker really doesn’t want the word ‘crab’ appearing in his name. Just saying. ---
**Author:** ![Stauderhorse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Stauderhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stauderhorse)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/199 "2009-12-09T12:39:58Z")
Spike Hartford. Kinda cool, actually. ---
**Author:** ![Baby\_Driver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@Baby\_Driver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baby_Driver)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/200 "2009-12-10T04:33:35Z")
**Brownie Uptown** Going by second pet/second street, the more debonair **Polo Ivywood**. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008.md?page=11)